What The F*ck? – Big Brother Week 10 – EXPECT THE EXPECTED

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So remember when I said that Frankie was the house favorite and production was really helping him out this season.. and most people just poo-poo’d me away…. well I wonder why this little tidbit wasn’t aired… and I can guarantee that CBS won’t even try to answer why this happened… I’m shocked that they didn’t go to fishes.

At 4:10 Frankie confirms you are not supposed to tell a house guest that they are going on the block… all he got was a slap on the wrist. Plus Frankie let’s America know he gives NO FUCKS what we think about him or the TA mission… guess he’s still a bit bitter about the $5, 000 Frankie thinks the reason the mission failed was not because the play was dumb, not because it was unfunny, not because it was kind of mean — it’s because America is too backward to appreciate a man in drag.

Frankie says, “I thought it was the best idea for the situation. … A man in drag is not a popular concept to the rest of the world. Now that I’m thinking about it, a lot of America is not ready to see a man in drag and this is an American family show. There are a lot of American families that do not understand that.”

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The house has gotten so boring this week that the houseguest were given more alcohol, play-doh and face paint, because it’s like a nursery school for over-grown toddlers. I wonder if they get coloring books too. I would ask for UNO or Monopoly  to keep me occupied during my waking hours, because at those point I would stop talking to the idiot house guests. I wonder if there is somewhere on the CBS site where I can make suggestions….

BEAST MODE SLOW IS FASTER THAN A LOT OF PEOPLE’S FAST – Caleb

Naturally after the Head of Household competition everyone goes to congratulate Caleb. Frankie is the first to jump on Caleb and says, “I love you, I love you” what I think happened is Frankie being the media savvy mogul that he is ran up to Derrick, because he knew the camera was on him…. we know how much Frankie loves the camera…. but this is what Frankie does… he tries to whore himself with whoever is the HOH so that he can remain safe .

Everyone seems completely beat up by the end of the competition, I don’t think there’s not one person in the house that’s limping. But no matter how much you’re hurting you always have the pain tolerance the the energy to go into the storage room and gloat and quickly talk game. Frankie and Cody are congratulating themselves…cause one couldn’t play and the other on didn’t win, but whatever let’s give ourselves a round of applause. Derrick joins them in Frankie with his creepy eyes, apparently sending him telepathic messages says, “I’m right, I’m right” . It seems like everyone in the house is afraid to call Frankie on his shit… no Frankie you’re not right…. you dead ass wrong. Frankie is the type of person that get’s a little bit of power and it goes to his head… he;s gone totally nuts. Caleb finally comes out of the dairy room banged up with ice packs on his knees, he looks like he’s in bad shape… but pain can’t distract you from the game, he has already decided to put

Nicole up on the block.

Frankie starts to interrogate Christine about Nicole getting special treatment. Frankie is beyond paranoid, just because Nicole is going up on the block he wants people to ostracize her and not speak to her (like he did Donnie, just like he did Zach), I wonder if he has to go see the Big Brother psychologist just like Gina-Marie did. Frankie gets upset when BB tells Nicole to put her microphone on and says she’s talking game. Christine says maybe she’s not talking game. So Frankie then goes on on Christine for defending Nicole when that’s not what she was doing at all

It’s time for everyone to see Caleb’s HOH Room! Everyone genuinely seems excited about the stuff he received from home. He shares to story of the flag that he received and his infantry cord… honestly I wouldn’t let them touch my stuff…it’s strange how I tend to like him more when he’s telling a truthful story about his life … and not about now he wrote a song he didn’t really write or how he could have been a porn star… or how he won a competition for the best flutist in the state… #specialistreynolds

SHE’S THE FAKEST PERSON I’VE EVER MEET – Victoria

This week Victoria has become my favorite person in the house,she is finally saying what most live feeders have been complaining about for weeks. Victoria is annoyed with Christine… EVERYTHING is funny… doesn’t matter who says it, it doesn’t matter what it’s pertaining to but apparently it’s hilarious I will spare you the montage of her laughter that we all got on Monday’s broadcast.

Nicole talks to Caleb while in the HoH room. At this point she is doing whatever she can to stay in the game,; she wants to team up with Caleb and he tells her that she’s a  fierce competitor and she has won a lot of competitions. Caleb tells her that everyone knows she gave Christine a “helpful hint” during the HoH competitions and it only makes her more of a target. She pleads with him again as “country folk”

HOLLA! Derrick starts to receive his hollas, and every single time I crack up… but for $5,000  I would endure it

“THEY GET INTIMIDATED BY GOOD LOOKING , BIG GUYS” – Cody

Caleb wants to put up Christine but he’s afraid of her retaliation if she wins the Veto. Cody mentions Frankie as a possible eviction… due to him walking around telling lies and try to cover his ass… why has it taken so long for his alliance to even stop and take notice of how awful Frankie is.

Nicole tried campaigning to him, but as Caleb later told Frankie, it fell on deaf ears. There’s nothing that Nicole can say or do to change Caleb’s mind. And Frankie has been stroking Caleb’s ego ever since winning the HoH competition, talking about how he wants to get a “Beastmode Cowboy” tattoo on his chest and how his sister Ariana will perform a song with Caleb and he eats that up like pie. Caleb, the idiots and he knows no better… while Frankie sitting in the corner twirling his villain mustache

THE HAVE-NOTS The Have-not supplement, which turned out to be slop roast which was “meat products” including liver, mushrooms, and garlic.. Derrick volunteered, as he said he would after taking the snot$5,000, awkward silence for what seemed forever, and Frankie didn’t bother to step up even though Caleb said “everyone’s done it twice, right?” Nobody else stepped up either, so Caleb assigned Nicole to a second week running.

Nicole is visibly upset and Derrick gives her a prep talk. Nicole has figured out since she is a Have-Not this week she’s going up on the block. She feels alone in the house, but Derrick tells her to buck-up she can save herself so she has to stay positive.

 

 

Frankie is furious with Christine for pointing out that he’s only been a Have-Not once because his circulatory system issues and can’t be in the cold room. He’s  acting like a spoiled, entitled brat. Frankie uses his illness who it furthers his game… he knew what Big Brother was about it didn’t stop him from applying , and it didn’t stop him from applying to Survivor either… thinks he’s better than everyone else…. should be interesting to see how many pegs he get’s knocked down when he leaves the house

Incidentally people on the live feed were going crazy over what Frankie said, they are calling for Frankie to be expelled…. a few said they have e-mailed and tweeted BB, CBS and Julie Chen…. but nothing will happen this is Big Brother and they like to protect their favorites… even if the rest of America is completely repulsed by them,

NOMINATIONS  While Nicole knows her fate is sealed Christine is completely blind-sided by the nominations, since she was positive that Victoria would be sitting beside Nicole this week  At this point the ONLY thing that is keeping me around is the fact here is a double eviction, and I want to see how goes down.

While Nicole knows her fate . Christine seems genuinely upset she feels like she was blind-sided by the nomination, she was positive that Victoria would be sitting next to Nicole. Christine has gotten so mad that she’s talking to herself, she’s in the nomshive room and she curses the Bomb Squad/Detonators she realizes that she has to play for herself, because it’s clear that they don’t have her back.

Caleb and Cody are strategizing about what will happen after the Power of Veto competition. The plan is if Nicole wins POV Victoria goes up…. and goes off to Jury. But Derrick doesn’t like that option and wants to plant a seed for Christine to be the next one to leave the house (if she’s not playing for him, then she needs to go). Victoria and Nicole have bonded, which is nice considering they weren’t that close the first go round, they rally around their mutual annoyance of Christine (I can get behind that). They make a plan (okay Nicole makes a plan Victoria isn’t really saying anything) that if Victoria plays Veto and wins she will come off the block.

Derrick takes some time to make a final 4 deal . Derrick is about to “steal” Caleb from Frankie. This was honestly hilarious to watch because the more Derrick talked the more Caleb’s chest and ego inflated… after hashing out the possibilities they agree they will be the final 2.

BIG BOTHER: EXPECT THE  EXPECTED

The TV edit makes it look like Derrick squashed the plan to backdoor Frankie, but that’s not how it went down on the Live Feeds. Derrick was actually on board to backdoor Frankie and Caleb changed his mind after a conversation with Frankie. Good editing, CBS. .. guess they didn’t want all of that ..

POWER OF VETO Caleb, Christine.Nicole,Victoria,Derrick and Cody will played in the veto competition. Frankie is pissed that Caleb picked Cody as “houseguest choice” to play in veto; he’ll get over it. . Frankie continues with his little sob story saying, “If you would have picked my name out, I would’ve been playing in the second fucking veto of the summer! Well, it’s official! This is the last veto I won’t be able to participate in” Nope but Frankie doesn’t stop there (we all know what an annoying little ass he is ) “This is unbelievable. Only been drawn once (for veto).” Frankie said he hopes to get a hosting gig after BB and he could make $veto500,000 from it. (good luck with that… you’d have a better time working for your sister)

THERE IS NO REASON THAT THE FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE BOMB SQUAD IS GOING OUT – Caleb

Cody is the first to go out of the game, this getting the punishment of wearing the Dino costume . Christine says that she loves it because she can’t wait for him to look like a fool… I hate to break it to you, but he already looks like a fool thanks to you. Caleb was eliminated in the third round which I’m sure was a shock to him system. Victoria remains super confinement… too bad she was the next out. Nicole, Christine and Derrick remain in and in round six Derrick (who totally threw the competition) and Nicole were eliminated leaving Nicole the victor. Frankie runs right up to Christine to offer his congrats and whisper something in her ear Caleb sees this and is instantly on alert… cause no one can whisper on “Beast-Mode’s watch” . I’m confused about why he’s annoyed by this.. Frankie did it to him earlier in the week, and he does it every single time someone wins a competition… that’s how he operates.

I HAVE TO WIN THIS I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE ME – Christine

Caleb tells Derrick and Cody about what he saw Frankie doing . Derrick concurs because he saw it as well . Caleb wants to confront Christine  but Cody was the one  that actually did it . Christine shares that Frankie was pretty much bragging, telling her that if he had played he would have been right up there with Christine (because, in the end everything comes back to Frankie) Cody wants to bring up the idea of putting Frankie up as a replacement nominee.

It’s time for lunch and Nicole is pissed off because, no one made a “big move” and they are all talking about lunch. Frankie suggests fish, because he loves fish (In a recent AfterBuzz podcast Brittney said that Frankie loves fish, and he cooks it everyday… which is one of the reasons why the house stinks so badly because Frankie is to lazy to clean up behind him self and he leaves the dishes lying around).. other people suggest chicken. I get why Nicole is upset, but can’t you be pissed off and eat too?

Caleb has been thinking about making a big move for a long time and things now might be the right time, he no longer trusts Frankie completely  (In the DR) Derrick is saying how they are still part of Team America (and he;s loyal to that….[can I call bullshit on that… Donny left last week… Derrick is only loyal to whoever he thinks can further his game]).

  Christine saved herself, and Victoria was put up as a replacement. But we all knew at the beginning of the week that Nicole is going home, Victoria has it good, she’s completely useless in competitions she’s no threat, Caleb tells her the only reason that she;s sitting next on the block is because they needed a pawn… so she can stay in the house for a little while longer (could be minutes…) Unlike everyone else in the house Caleb still sees the good in Frankie  and thinks that he still has his back…. and if he doesn’t well he’ll suffer the consequences… because it just a game.

Now let’s talk once again about people swearing up and down that they are gonna make big moves… but none are ever made, once again there was talk about backdooring Frankie, and I’m not sure if they are stupid  and not thinking about their game in the long run or simply blinded by the tacky glitter that he wears on his face.

Frankie is STILL talking about Team America’s failure last week, he’s still blaming Donny because there is no way that he’s to blame because he didn’t do what America wanted and on a play…. that wasn’t even a play, He hopes that the next one they get is achievable (Team America is over Frankie… you’ve won enough money). Frankie goes on to say “ Honestly I feel like if Donny wasn’t part of Team America we would have been able to design a better mission… us hanging out is fine. Derrick thinks that  if Donny was in their alliance they could have completed that one mission where they had to cause a scene after the Nomination. Frankie still won’t let it go, “[we] didn’t get the money because Donny had proposed a mission to them [America] at first. Derrick says it doesn’t make sense because all the fans cost Donny $5000 dollars .. “out of principal… why cost him $5000 dollars to prove a point.. maybe they just didn’t like it”(FINALLY YOU GET IT!)

Derrick suggested maybe it was edited to make it look boring. (nope it wasn’t the editing… y’all are boring as hell) Frankie agrees that they failed edited poorly by production (Frankie, you know you’re productions favorite… don’t bite the hand that feeds you) ., “Caleb was not into it” he goes on to say “ [It] Was like a jab a punch in the face” (When Julie Chen said, “An overwhelming NO!)

Caleb admits to Frankie he considered backdooring him but says that Cody and Derrick were on board before he chose not to. Derrick and Cody want to make sure Frankie knows how close he came to eviction (and how they kept Caleb from doing it). Nicole is upset and tells Derrick that her feelings are hurt. She says in past seasons people worked with others to get votes. She says that there is no way unless there is a super tight group that won’t help others. Derrick tells her that she is wrong. He just doesn’t have anyone gunning for him so there is no reason for him to do anything different. Derrick tells Nicole that she has had a chance every week to save herself and that is huge. He tells her that he expects an apology from her after the show that everything she believes is wrong. She doesn’t feel Derrick actually talked to Cody about saving Nicole. Derrick says that he did not campaign for her but he did tell the guys the pros of keeping Nicole. He tells Nicole that Victoria will make it to the end of the game because they all feel they can beat her. Derrick tells Nicole that he wants his daughter to grow up to be like Nicole. He said he isn’t going to lie to her about anything. He wants to win the game but he won’t hurt her just to win the game.

HE PLAYS THIS GAME LIKE AN ASSCLOWN! – Cody

In the HoH room, all four guys are talking about an endurance competition. Frankie says, “What do we do if it is a double eviction tomorrow, do we go to a room real quick and decide what to do?” They all agree that Victoria and Christine go up (NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS SURPPRISED) We get Christine out and keep Victoria she loves us and she is a vote for us ’cause she has voted how we wanted her to all season and I don’t think we need to be mean to Christine but she needs to go simple.” Frankie and Caleb agree. Frankie says, “Us three need to win every competition now.” Caleb agrees with him. (I wish y’all could feel the overwhelming boredom that I’m feeling right now….) Let’s just talk about this now… Christine will be the next to go home….so maybe I’ll miss this week (let’s hope that Christine wins (I was gonna say Victoria … but we all know that’s not gonna happen)

STOP PLAYING BIG BABY AND START PLAYING BIG BROTHER! – Nicole

EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Nicole is going home …

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In a vote of 4-0 Nicole was evicted from the house for a second time.predictable

HOH This competition I s a quiz show called “What The Bleep”. The object of the game to to watch the video and complete the house guests sentences, by answering true or false. In the first round Derrick was able to win the competition by being the only one to answer correctly.

NOMINATION, VETO AND EVITION In Deliberation with his alliance Derrick wants to put up Victoria as a pawn and Christine, if Christine wins PoV then Frankie will go up as the replacement nominee and he would go home…. otherwise Christine is heading to Jury right behind Nicole.

The Veto Competition was a puzzle compettion, called “Mazed  and Confused” three different puzzles the ball need to make it’s way through, who ever wins… wins the Veto..; blah, blah, blah… Frankie wins…. which is good for him, because once again he narrowly escaped eviction from the house. I’m surprised the Grande Army hasn’t been telepathically sending messages his way. So it looks like Christine is on her way out. I bet Tim is happy that she’ll no longer be in the house with Dino-Cody. I’m surprised with this outcome… even thought it was totally predictable.

Derrick instructs Frankie on how to use the Veto. Derrick as the puppet master is a thing to see.. clearly Frankie forgets that he has a time limit because he only has a change to hug Cody and Caleb…. while I’m talking about Frankie, What The Fuck!? was up with his look?? He looked like a gym teacher half dressed to a formal…but he made sure to wear his stupid pink glitter… ugh!

So we get to speeches, like they are gonna sway the vote and Christine starts talking him this baby voice and I completely turn her off. She’s leaving… finally. And in a vote of 3-0 Christine is evicted from the house. Christine left the house, without a word, no hugging, just walked straight to the door… too bad as soon as she stepped out she was met with boos. I understand why the audience was booing her but still that’s gotta hurt…. but I can’t wait till Frankie leaves… /I bet the boos with be 20 times louder…unless CBS only let’s the Grande Army sit in the audience

TEAM AMERICA Apparently its still a thing…and they have another set of idiotic missions that we need to vote for… at this point I think America is over this TA nonsense.

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Julie reveals more about a new twist called “Big Brother Rewind.” If any HGs push the button next week then the entire week is wiped out & they do it over… at this point it doesn’t matter if it’s used.

I’m done with these assholes, someone wake up when Frankie is out of the house, until then I’ll be watching Utopia.

NOTABLES

  • According to CBS.com, next week will be the last time we have the regular Wednesday-Thursday schedule for the Veto & Live Eviction shows. Starting the week of September 7th, Big Brother 16 will shift its nights to Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday to free things up for Thursday Night Football (BOO!) The first live eviction show on the new schedule will be Wednesday, September 10, 2014 at 8PM ET/PT. The Power of Veto episodes will slide to one day earlier on Tuesdays, also at 8PM ET/PT. This cycle will repeat until the September 24th Big Brother 16 season finale
  • It’s not enough that Tim Brecht has weighed in on the situation Julie Chen wanted everyone how she felt about the Christine/Cody flirtmance
  • God Bless this person, they took the time collect all of Caleb’s achievements….there are many… now if someone could find me a counter of Derrick saying, “that being said’ I would be a happy girl
  • The houseguest got In-N-Out burgers .., Frankie went into the diary room to make a special request for Starbucks…
  • I’m not digging Julie’s look this evening she looks like she’s going to a showgirl’s funeral… but I like her shoes
  • After mentioning that a fan started a GoFundMe Campaign called Dollars 4 Donny. Donny Thompson’s family has requested that you do not donate to that fund
  • Why is Derrick continuing to get the hero edit?
  • Has anyone else noticed that Victoria is now saying, “with that being said”… she’s clearly spending too much time with Derrick
  • I have mention on social media that I think Frankie Grander is a repulsive human being… I stand by that… here’s another example (and of TM is not credible enough… check this out)  Now in all fairness, Cody, Caleb, Christine, Derrick and Frankie were all talking about. I find it a little upsetting that a police officer (Derrick) didn’t shut it down, or the woman (Christine) who was sitting there laughing didn’t shut that down…. Even if it was said in a joking manner, it wasn’t funny and I’m glad that people got to see Frankie for the fake, repulsive  fame whore he is…. it will be interesting to see how Ariana’s fan’s are gonna sugar coat this.
  • More people are ta;king time out of their day to yell over the Big Brother Wall this times it was @J_Clark who yelled, “Derrick is a cop”
  • I found this on All Things BB16, I found this very funny. deusional
  • It really touched be when Caleb was chanting his cadences during the endurance competition

Videos courtesy of J-Bird and photos courtesy of CBS

Until Next Time….

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What The F*ck? -Big Brother Week 9 (Predictably Boring)

Last week I left off saying that Cody has won Head of Household (although I hadn’t seen the game played) and I’m pretty sure that FUCK! Here’s why Cody has a good social game, but I’m not sure if he would make a big move, because he’s firmly stuck underneath Frankie and Derrick’s arm pits, and we all know where he stands with Christine despite his flirtmance with her… Speaking of flirtmance, Tim had something to say about it.

Tim talks about his feeling about Chrody

I have to say, that I like Tim, despite all the crap that he’s been getting from strangers… I think he’s dealing with it the best that he can…I think it’s fair to say that it’s official I like Tim way more than I like Christine. Remember how this year’s theme was “Twisted Summer”. Well I’m still waiting for this show to live up to it’s theme, what was the who twist the Head of Household and the Battle of the Block?. Please  they need to come up with something better than this… cause it’s BORING! Honestly the past few weeks have been interesting (and slightly disturbing) but now that Zach is gone I’m losing interest in this show fast. I think this Ii s around the time that I stopped watching last year, but thank goodness for Celebrity Big Brother…Gary Busey, God love him, told the house guests that he’s responsible for introduction of Christianity to Istanbul in previous life’ … see that’s the kind of crazy that I need.

So let’s backtrack a little bit …once the celebration was over and Nicole was firmly back in the house the houseguests starting talking about how much it sucks that Nicole is back in the house, because now Donny has a friend in the house, someone he can talk to and confide in; God forbid Donny have someone in the house who doesn’t treat him like a social piranha.

To complete his transformation into a ninja who already has costume and the floor crawling (and eaves dropping) down, now it’s time to work on his moves (and amuse and scare the house guests in the process). He claims that he is a third degree black belt, I’m taking that with a grain of salt, because he also said that he was a song writer too

THEY DON’T CALL ME THE ITALIAN STALLION FOR NO REASON – Cody

BOXING FOR DAYS Finally we get to see the event that so long to play out on the live feeds on Thursday. Frankie is hosting while Derrick, Cody, Christine, Donny, Victoria, Caleb and Nicole are playing. As outgoing HOH Frankie can’t play, and he honestly seems a little peeved by that fact/ The object of the game (played in six rounds) is for house guests to correctly answer what day an event occurred (in the first 50 days) by running to the boxer and punching him until the correct number is light up on the screen. then you have to run and fit the buzzer if you  hear a buzz you are incorrect and you need to try again. Last one  to correctly answer the question is eliminated (no wonder it took so long)

Victoria is so cute, it looks like she’s selecting snacks from a vending machine.  hoh

Nicole is the first to be eliminated, she’s embarrassed because Victoria beat her (heck I would be too) plus now she has to totally depend on Donny to keep her safe. Victoria was the second to be eliminated, Net to fall were: Christine, Caleb, Derrick. Caleb and Donny battle it out for Head of household, but in the end Cody ended up being the victor. Every single time Donny is up against the wall he pulls out ad gives it his all. So it’s official that Nicole and Donny will be going up for eviction this week.

Because Christine did so poorly in the competition Cody, Caleb and Derrick decided she will be the first of the Detonators to leave the house. Now this comes as a surprise to know one, considering for most of the season she has been their pawn. and honestly I think it might be in her best interest to jump ship and move over to Donny’s camp. I hope she doesn’t honestly think that’s she’s gonna be in the Final 2…she won’t even get final four, if she doesn’t start winning competitions and making big moves she’ll be leaving the house very soon. I don’t think there’s enough room in the world for two Big Brother contestants to receive “idiots grace” (I’m talking about Victoria)

Donny and Nicole commiserate together regarding their failure in the Head of Household competition, they already know that they are targets, so they talk openly about it and they talk about who they would eliminate from the game if they had the chance.. it’s pretty sad and depressing, they both look like they have no hope; but no fear because they can get happy while they are looking at Cody’s HOH room (BARF!) Cody receives a letter from him mom (Cody Bear…. how sweet). I will say that his parents have one of the most epic wedding photos I have ever seen; I’m a little tacky so when I see zebra print I start to do jumpy claps. Once again stalker-mode Cowboy rears his ugly head. He comments on how hot Cody’s mom and sister are and Cody’s spidey senses start tingling.. and he get’s uncomfortable. I think that at this point he thinks every single woman is hot… poor kid… he thinks when he leaves the house women are gonna be flocking to him… he couldn’t be further from the truth. The best part was the backhanded complement that Donny throws Cody’s way… Cody catches on, looks a bit stunned them remarks in the dairy room that Donny should watch what he says to Cody because he’s the one in power. First of al Cody is not in power, he’s a little puppet set out to do Frankie and Derrick’s bidding. And at this point Donny can say what he wants, he doesn’t care how Cody takes it, he knows he’s going home… so he gives zero fucks and I couldn’t be more proud.

Nicole goes to the HOH room to go talk to Cody (already Cody is breaking the rules se by Derrick he specifically told them that they shouldn’t be having conversations with Nicole or Donny behind closed doors, they were told to spurn any conversation about game they might bring up), she wants to see where his head is and wants to know the likelihood of her getting evicted. Cody tells her that Donny is his Target. Nicole encourages him to make a big move and get either Caleb or Derrick out of the house. Cody seriously starts thinking about his game and how far he can go with certain people. Later Derrick enters the HOH room, you know just to make sure everything is okay with his puppet and to reiterate that Nicole and Donny need to go up. Cody says he would rather see Christine go than Nicole (wait, does this mean that the flirtmance is over) apparently she’s playing both sides of the alliance (honestly it’s hard not to when there are about 10 different side alliances in this game) and according to Derrick “who ever is the last one left standing that’s who she’s gonna role with”…. let’s be honest Frankie falls into that category as well.

Talk of Derrick’s physical transformation in the house, apparently he went from nerdy dad, husband and cop to hipster day. I’m gonna do something that I normally don’t do on this blog and I’m going to pass on this one… I won’t say a word. Apparently Derrick has initiated the tag #BBJumpstreet .

WE CAN’T HAVE A SHOWMANCE IF IT HAPPENED IN JURY – Nicole

Nicole is tots gushing about Hayden, apparently since leaving the house he’s really going the extra mile to make Nicole feel adored,  she says that he’s the nicest guy ever, and every morning he makes her breakfast… aww,  young love, blossoms when cameras are not around; but she insists that they aren’t together… what she actually says is they aren’t official girlfriend/boyfriend… no one buys it.

Donny finally makes it to the the HOH room to plead his case, but Cody is sleeping and the light is off, and instead of coming at a better time, he simply turns on the light. If Cody is anything like me I get annoyed when woken up and whatever you tells me goes through one ear and out the other, but Donny wants to state his case, he knows that he’s doomed, and tells Cody that he will be following him to jury very soon Donny continues to say,  that “they” have been doing underhanded things, causing drama, blaming things on other people… and by they we all know that Donny means Team America. Although Cody doesn’t trust Donny he knows that he’s speaking the truth.

Outside Donny and Derrick talk about Team America . Derrick admits tat Donny’s a target but it’s in his best interest for Donny to stay in the house (what he meant to say that if you stay it’s better for me because I can get more Team America money). Derrick then does something that I think is reverse psychology by telling him I’ve heard many times that you wanted me out of the game

For a while now Victoria has been complaining about the pain in her wisdom tooth and on Saturday it is assumed (Big Brother will not confirmed, nor was it brought up on the broadcast) that Victoria received medical attention to do her wisdom tooth. Around 11:15 BBT Nicole was in the bathroom with Victoria who was going to the bathroom, Nicole heard a noise got concerned and called out to Victoria, when she didn’t respond she opened up the door and found Victoria near unconscious and sweaty. Nicole called out to Derrick for assistance then the feeds went down, about an hour later the feeds went back up everything seemed normal (no one spoke about the incident). but before 2 p.m., Victoria was back in the house and explained to everyone what happened. According to her, she almost passed out from the pain of her wisdom teeth coming in, but was given an IV and feels better now. Big Brother told Victoria that because of her incident, it is best for her to sit out the Veto competition if she is selected to play, which is definitely a huge hindrance in her game play since she could be put on the block, but it is best for her to take care of her health first and foremost. I hope she feels better; because there is a lot more game that she’s totally not gonna play.

NOMINATIONS As someone on Reddit says, “And the crowd goes mild” … I think that’s an accurate description of the nomination ceremony.

Nicole and Donny were nominated… as well all knew nominationthat… Caleb thinks Donny is going to get Nicole to turn them  on all of them, because Donny is an “evil genius” or he has a mental issue as he said, “you seen Rain Man? you know (Donny is like) people like them”. Caleb reminds us )Thanks a lot Devin) that Donny is military intelligence.

Cody brings up the idea of sending Frankie out of the house if Donny gets on the block. Derrick tells Cody that it’s a “big move” but it’s really not a good idea right now.

HOUSE SWAP Team America has been asked to come up with their own mission, and America will then vote on whether or not it was a success. This might be the dumbest idea yet, if it’s true. Donny mentioned this to Derrick and Frankie, but obviously we’ve had no confirmation on the outside that this is a real mission. He says it must be completed by the PoV ceremony. As soon as Donny heard about it, he suggested that keeping Team America together should be their mission, which is just his 14967_10103340457787662_7316307423802602471_nway of trying to force Derrick and Frankie to keep him this week since he knows he’s the target . Each house guest is playing in tonight’s play. They are as follows: Donny/Devin, Derrick/Jocasta, Victoria/Amber, Frankie/Joey, Nicole/Hayden, Christine/Paola, and Caleb/Brittany. Frankie was all about this play because at the end of the day it’s a way for him to shine…. needless to say it was horrible, but I did enjoy Donny’s impression of Devin. I’m not sure if this was considered a play. I thought that it was completely stupid and apparently America felt the same. But I love how they thought that they were gonna get the money. He got so excited when Julie said “overwhelming” #APPLEPIE #FAIL

 

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THE HAVE-NOTS Frankie got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and Cody chose Nicole (who volunteered) and Donny (Christine pointed him out…), the food this week is Squish Kabobs it consists of : compressed fish meat, clams, and bean curdhavenots (tofu)

OLD YELLER? Reminds be of season 8 when fans paid someone to do a flyover with messages for the house guests …this year people are using a less expensive and less subtle way to get their point across…screaming things over the wall. The house guests were all outside when someone could faintly be heard yelling over a megaphone. The house guests were then called inside for a lock down so that they could not hear whatever was being said. Inside, Caleb asked Cody why he was looking at him all weird. Cody questioned if Caleb had not heard what was just said. Caleb said that he did not hear it and that it sounded like the police. He said that he doesn’t want to talk about it. Caleb then asked if Cody knows something that he doesn’t know. Feeds were cut. A short while later, Caleb went to Derrick and told him that he and Cody had both heard the same thing, that being that Frankie is the saboteur. Derrick asked if Caleb was serious, and then feeds were again cut. Caleb pointed out to Christine and Caleb that whoever yelled that Frankie is the saboteur could have just been huge fans of Donny’s that are hoping that they will flip the script. Christine responded with “exactly”. Feeds were then cut again. Christine pointed out that when they were dealing with things being stolen last week, she was talking with Frankie about the possibility of America choosing tasks for house guests to complete. Christine said that Frankie then said that he would be offended if America didn’t choose him. Caleb began to discuss what made him question that Frankie may have been the one hiding things is that Frankie’s glitter was seen out in the open for two days before it disappeared, yet now you never see it out. Feeds then cut again. Cody said that he is about to go in to the diary room to tell them to lock things down and get people on the outside to prevent fans from yelling things over the wall. Caleb later approached Derrick and said “I don’t know why but that makes so much sense to me”. Feeds were again cut (Thank you BigBrotherDaily for the recap)

Frankie is the Saboteur. The Saboteur is Frankie.
He’s lying to everyone and can’t be trusted.
Christine is hated by America.
Derrick, stop being the fun police. It’s a TV show and you’re not on duty.
Caleb, you’re trusting the wrong people. Frankie will stab you in the back.

POWER OF VETO Caleb is hosting the ceremony , and here we go again with CBS’s promotion…. this time it’s the new show Scorpion , apparently this is a show about geniuses so this should be right up Donny’s alley.veto Once again it’s not an endurance challenge…. I think we’ve only had one this season. Frankie was the first one out of the competition which is shocking because like he said, “he’s good with math”. Cody wins the veto and retains all the power in the house and get’s to see Scorpion before the rest of America.; since Donny and Nicole are Have-Nots (as well as on the block) he picked them to watch with him. They are both happy because they get to eat real food. Nicole is gutted because she knows the veto won’t be used and Donny is resigned to his fate. After watching the competitions and the prize, I realized that absolutely nothing happened in the house and besides the promotion there was so much filler. Derrick is upset that he can’t get a moment to talk to Cody because Frankie and Caleb are sticking close my to Derrick and guarding the HOH door. Despite his feelings, and the information given to him by Derrick, Nicole and Donny (and even the wall screamer) Cody took the easy way out and didn’t use the veto… So it another week of a wasted HOH.

ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE Thee house guests took part of the challenge, because Julie Chen challenged every Big Brother houseguest, which is fine, but personally I think that the current house guests should have been exempt… first of all they are supposed to be sequestered from the outside world… I understand that it’s for a good cause, but come on… they are really running fast and loose with the rules here… they might as well tell Frankie that his social media was hacked and shut down,  and maybe they should tell the house guests about the situation in Ferguson, Mo. or maybe ISIS…

#SAVEDONNY This is the first time (I remember) hours before the Live eviction Frankie has Caleb on board to try and convince the others to Save Donny…what’s going to happen?

Parts 3 and 4 are found here and here. In the end I don’t think that its gonna help much.

EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Donny will be going home, and as much as it pains me I think he’ll be going to jury as well. I hate to say this, but I think that it might be time for Donny to go home. no matter what he does he’s going to be a target. During the conversation that Derrick and Donnie had there was a reference to Donny playing for himself and how that’s a bad thing… this confuses me to no end because every single person in the house is  playing for himself; but it get’s count against Donny. Donny is a lot older than the other house guests and I think that has a lot to do with him being about to relate with everyone, but lately there has been this sort of ostracizing that’s very painful to see. With a vote of 5-0 Donny was evicted from the house and sent to Jury… maybe now that he’s out he can tell the jury members all about Team America…. I’m sure that will defiantly sway how they are gonna vote…especially Zach

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SLOPPY THE SNOWMAN So during the live broadcast America was given the opportunity to vote  using the hastag of #BBHolla or #BBT. the next Head of Household wins $5,000 but has to hear an annoying “Holla” for 5,000 times or wear 5 different, yet annoying t-shirts for the remainder of his or her stay. Those T-shirts remind me when Jen (Season 8) wore those stupid T-shirts the entire time she was there and each one was more annoying than the next. Apparently American voted for the Hollas (which is gonna be hilarious, can you imagine sleeping and hearing, “Holla!”… but then again it’s $5,000 so I could deal with it.

Everyone looks so weird in a winter cabin setting with shorts and athletic gear on. House guest have to fill the water into a snowman to revel a lump of coal, the first house guest to get the lump of coal wins Head of Household for the week. Next to the snowman is an identical, but smaller snowman, the rules are the same, who every fills the smaller snowman first gets the $5,000 as well as the punishment of 5,000 “Hollas”. Once somwone wins HOH the $5,000 is out of play.
Immediately after the live broadcast the live feeds lit up and I continued to watch the HOH competition. All the houseguests are messy, sweating, tired and out of breath, but no matter who wins one thing is for certain they all are gonna sleep well tonight. Victoria decided to get the HOH snowman… and I think we can all agree that she’s not gonna get HOH, but she should have at least made a play for the  money, but since Derrick is pretty much safe no matter who is HOH he’s decided to play for the money.

In the end Derrick won the $5,000 and around 11:20CST Caleb officially won the HOH competition.

NOTABLES

  • The guy yelling over the wall was a friend of “Evil” Dick Donato’s (@BBTooms) He goes on to say, “It’s sad when the most action comes from outside the house, people yelling into the backyard and Frankie;s social media being hacked”
  • BBCanada is now taking applications
  • And since CBS feels like every week they need to promote something. Frankie used the pieces of the game to write out, “My Everything” which is the title of Ariana Grande’s new album, I don’t have a problem with that what I do have a problem with is the fact it stayed on the feeds for several hours. It’s seriously time to take the Jenga game away… give them a Monopoly game or something
  • Donny fans have created a GoFundMe called Dollar for Donny….
  • The house guests did the Ice Bucket challenge and I remained bored
  • Frankie continues to say dumb crap
  • Normally I’m all for what Julie Chen’s outfits, but I don’t know what the hell she was wearing tonight it was a cross between stripper (shoes), business casual (pants), and Hawaiian vacation (top)
  • Messages from home had everyone crying, it was really sweet to see.
  • I’ve been looking at pictures of Christine and Tim and it’s odd, I guess it’s true what they say that people start looking to look alike
  • I feel like when Christine get’s home, she’s gonna get a good lecture from her mother… watching her family watch Christine flirt with Cody was very,very awkward. I do love that Cody’s family knows that flirting with his strategy, but like his sister said, “he needs to back off”
  • Donny said that he was let down by America… I’m sorry about that, but I think that he was always a target because he was so darn likeable.
  • Donny Thompson TV Star? I can totally see it
  • While everyone was shouting “I love you’s” at the end of the broadcast, Frankie too the time to remind us that his sisters album was on iTunes.. ugh
  • Thursday is another live eviction, so it should be interesting

I’m so over this season, and honestly if production wanted to do something that America would approve of besides saving Donny it would be cleaning that darn house, watching the live feeds it’s super frustrating to see people bit cleaning up behind themselves and crap all over. I don’t think that I’ve even see one person wash their sheets… YUCK!

Just to be clear I do not own, nor have I created any of the videos in this post. Videos courtesy of J-Bird, Miss Meow Meow , Big Brother Superfan and Tim Brecht and photos courtesy of CBS. All credit goes to them for their work and watching these idiots on the feed.

Until Next Time….

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