What The F*ck? Big Brother : Week 4

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What the F*ck? Why am I just noticing this now? I know I’m not the only one who sees this. But you know what else is funny; there is a uncanny resemblance between Brittany and Rachel Lee Cook… okay now all that  fun is out of the way, lets get down to business…



(I apologize in advance, this might be jumbled or the events might be out of order…. I didn’t write any notes this week)



The houseguests are on a  high  after Devin was evicted from the house.

The fourth Head of Household competition  consisted of an endurance competition which was a strange combination of a chicken coup and hell (although I don’t understand the hell theme again… what does chicken coop and eggs have to do with hell?)… this is not the first time this game has made an appearance on Big Brother before. The victors this weeks were Frankie  and Big-Brother-16-July-17-2014-38-580x320Cody . Zach is proving to be a big douche (and I’ll be honest I may actually change my mind about that next week…. and in all fairness we all knew that he was gonna come in and be an asshole) by celebrating with Frankie because  as he says, “you won and I’m safe for the week” I’m glad that he feels safe because, no one else seems safe this week…. everyone feels like they can go up on the block. Brittany has a sixth sense that she’s gonna be put on the block this week. Meanwhile Frankie is doing a little freak-out himself because he thinks that people are gonna figure out who his sister is, I had it all played in my mind that he went up to his HOH room and everyone was oohing and aahing over the pictures and most people know who Ariana is and Donny just looks there confused because he has no clue who she is…but instead there is an other picture with young Frankie and baby Ari (along with mom)…. so the secret that no one really cares about is still a secret.

It’s time for a new alliance name since the Bomb Squad is no more… so it’s gone from Bomb Squad —-> Jiggley Jokers —->  Detonators… so now the groups name is Detonators is the new name… honestly I give this new alliance three weeks tops before this blows up in there faces…. see what I did there? Smile

Apparently all the guys have a man crush on Zach Effron (honestly I was shocked my call the Z.E. talk… does he have something going on with CBS… seems like a lot of free advertising to me) With Cody the leader of his fan-club. Hayden seem to love Leonardo Decaprio more than Zach… I don’t remember how this conversation started but I loved the entire thing.

Team America’s mission of the week was to put a physical threat up for eviction. Frankie and Derrick agree to put up Amber; because as they say she’s the biggest female threat  in the house…this one was easy-peasy, so that’s another $5,000 in their pockets. (I thought that these were supposed to be difficult)

Brittany tells Frankie something in confidence and naturally he runs and tells Cody everything (since it was about him). I’ve said it before Frankie loves to stir the pot. The more drama around him the better he looks, the easier it is for him to progress in the game.

Amber and Cody are talking about the game and Caleb, so Amber get’s up and closes the door … and obviously Caleb get’s upset… you can’t close the door and have a private conversation with HIS woman…. I mean come on who does Cody think he is?

Victoria is apparently the worst bed buddy ever, I’m sorry but this just tickles me… Victoria get’s so pissed off and it took someone to say that they didn’t want her to share a bed with her for her to go off and remind us that she is on the show. Victoria finally decides that camera time is a good thing and tells us that she trusts no one, guess that’s why she’s been acting like Casper the Friendly Ghost for most of her time in the house.

Have I mentioned how much I hate the new Head oh Household process. I really liked the idea of people lifting the key, saying “you’re safe”, then passing it on to the next person… it built tension, and more than anything I loved seeing the on people’s faces when there was only one key left in the box. Well this week Frankie nominated Amber and Jocosta and Cody nominated Victoria and Brittany for eviction…Jocasta is the only one crying  and whining about it (because we all know that she has a alliance with God)

For this week’s Battle of the Block competition, the four nominees were treated to a competition reminiscent of season 6. They had to maneuver around a massive chess board. Jocasta and Amber won the competition, leaving Brittany and Victoria on the block. Cody remained Head of Household and Frankie was dethroned.

Cody wanted Brittany out of the house over the comment that she made, he briefly thought about putting Caleb up for eviction. For Brittany  this POV is critical if she wants to stay in the house. Cody, Victoria, Nicole, Zach and Caleb were chosen…..

  • Big Brother Live Feeds - CBS.com (30)In a knock-out style POV competition, Victoria got the POV.
  • Zach won a trip to Germany.
  • Nicole has to wear a “germ-a-tard”
  • Caleb won the POV, but traded it to Victoria for $5,000
  • Brittany has to kick a ball 2,400 in the next 24 hours and will be confined to the backyard. If she doesn’t complete the goal, she won’t be able to plan in next week’s Battle of the Block or Power of Veto. After only 21 hours, Brittany completed her task of kicking 2,400 goals into the soccer net.  Brittany is a beast
  • Cody has to kick himself in the ass every time the whistle blows.
  • What the hell is was Frankie was wearing? That shirt looked 3 sizes to small… so small it it wouldn’t even close.

In an outcome that no one expected Victoria ended up getting the Power of Veto Brittany is upset that Caleb knowing gave up the POV and possibly saving her. Donny thinks Caleb is a dumbass and should be put on the block due to sheer stupidity. Caleb needed to put up a replacement nominee and ended up putting Donny (as a pawn) on the block again, I’m starting to feel really bad for the guy, he should really should set up permanent residence in that orange chair.

Big-Brother-16-Spoilers-Hayden-and-NicoleWhile all of this is happening show-mances are heating up in the house. We all remember when Hayden was this close to getting a smooch from Nicole; but Victoria came in an ruined the mood because she wanted to go to bed and ended up ruining the mood in the process. Finally it happened … they had a little cuddle and the first kiss of the season happened (even if it was from an emotionally distressed Nicole… which he shouldBtJc0yfIAAAwprn.jpg large totally thank Zach for that). And let’s not forget that Stalker!Caleb is continuing his stalk-tastic behavior… where should I start first…. he watched her sleep…because if she didn’t she might go off and talk to another male houseguest (Cody) because we all know she’s HIS. Or the fact that he’s always telling Amber how she feels about him, or the fact that he lurks around military-style whenever Cody and Amber are near each other. And we can’t forget that he’s a complete misogynistic pic. And when Amber doesn’t comply with Caleb he becomes super passive- aggressive for example he starts talking about smashing the banana in Amber’s face, hits her with a pillow and refers to her hair as nappy.

This week Frankie’s grandfather passed way at 90 years old after battling health problems for numerous months…Frankie’s family told him via a letter it was very sweet and very emotional, but I disagree with CBS sharing that with the world…

Nicole, Caleb, Christine and Derrick will be have-nots this week based on how active they were via their Fitbit.


According to Big Brother Access most people are in favor of Brittany going home


In the end Brittany was sent home  (10-0) . And after her short exit interview with Julie she was meet by her three children.. 

Country Hits is the name of the Head of Household Competition. Interesting thing to note that Derrick didn’t even play, he wanted Frankie to get Head of Household  so that he could see pictures of his grandfather, I thought that it was a sweet gesture considering that  they are in an alliance and he has noting to worry about. Zach is his the other Head of Household. 

We have voted… Team America  has to play the role of puppet master and get the houseguests to argue… should be interesting to see.

Now it’s officially a new week and new people are in jeopardy of going home. Who do you think will be going home next Thursday? Honestly I think it might be time for a floater….Victoria I’m looking at you. (I said this last week…I still think it’s time for you to go)

Until Next Time…

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What The F*ck?–Big Brother 16:Week 3


First off I have to say , has there ever been a Big Brother with this much excitement in week 3? There is something super satisfying about watching the person you completely despise get their comeuppance. No I’m not talking about someone I know (although I do take this show a bit more seriously than I should) but talking about Devin! I know a lot of people thought that this week is pretty boring, but honestly I love the fact that the group got together and make sure certain people were on the block.

This week’s strategy was to backdoor Devin (and hopefully get him out of the house once and for all) has been a work out art. Let’s rewind a bit shall we… last week Devin was the Head of Household. and pretty much spent his entire week breaking up, making up, and scarring the hell/ with the houseguests. After Pao-Pao  was sent home the houseguests decided enough was enough and it was time to send Devin home.

So this week the Heads of Household were Derrick who nominated  Caleb and Jocasta and Nicole who nominated Amber and Donnie. Stalker!Caleb decided to throw the competition allowing Amber and Donny to win the Battle of the Block competition, Because Nicole’s team lost she was “forced” to wear an adorable frog suit for the week; sexually arousing Hayden in the process , and confusing the hell out of me


Donny won Power of Veto and beating crushing Devin and his “integrity” in the process. As a act of goodwill Donny saves Jocasta (since she was ill and unable to fight for her own safety) causing the house plan to go into action and finally placing Devin on the block as a replacement nominee. Caleb and Devin are on the block and this is fantastic! Seriously this warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart. One thing we do know for certain is that the first male houseguest of this season is going home (as well as a serious competitor). And I’m gonna be happy either way.

Since the beginning Devin has been known for his erratic behavior; while talking an endless about of crap about their other houseguests; but Devin has known that he was a target since last week  and although he hasn’t done any campaigning (maybe he feels his fate is sealed) he is probably at his lowest point since he entered the house; when he mentioned that he felt like he let his daughter down, I honestly felt it a little bad for him… just not bad enough to let him stay in the house

While all the drama going on in the house there might be a slightly  dangerous love triangle forming: Cody and Amber (platonic) relationship is progressing they  enjoy spending time together and apparently they have a new tradition … back rubs (platonic). Now for those of you watching know that Caleb in an act of true love  and total desperation for Amber’s attention and love saved her so that she wouldn’t go home; leaving himself to fight for his freedom. And because of this good deed that was done out of complete selflessness you asked Amber to be his date to the finale party where he was promptly shut down . This  week Waaahm-ber complained about all the attention that she was getting from the mal houseguests…blah, blah, blah she said something to the effect of wishing that she was 300 pounds so that nobody in the house  would find her attractive and she would have a much easier time in the house .She doesn’t want to deal with showmances or dating while in the house (Now I could go on and talk about how stupid she sounded about equating a person’s weight with their attractiveness… but that’s another post for another day… but I will say What The F*ck? Amber!!

So back to the massages… Amber is getting a massage from Cody and she’s talking about the situation with Caleb’ now Caleb is sitting in another room (I wanna say the beehive room, but I’m not 100% on that one. Honestly I like the idea of Cody and Amber… not only for aesthetic reason but because it would literally through Caleb over the edge and make him more of a target, due to him passive aggressive behavior; meanwhile Caleb is walking around the house feeling super disrespected because Cody has moved in on “his” woman…It’s official Caleb can’t even buy a f*ckin clue this point… To b fair there are some people who say that Amber is totally using Caleb to further her game, apparently it’s ticked Amber’s family off to the point where they had to address it on Amber’s official website. So Caleb is sitting in the hive room (I’m not 100% so on that one) and being very contemplative about the whole situation being all in his man feelings.

Jocasta has been in bed ill for most of the week, so she was unable to participate in most of this weeks activities. When Donny saved her she did the fiercest ugly cry Big Brother has even seen, she thanked God like a million times, I’m not sure that she thanked Donny once.


  • I have deemed this week battle of the douche
  • Donny remains awesome
  • Team America was successful in their first task earning the members $5,000 each
  • Zach has decided that he’s gonna ride the rumor (perpetuated by Team America that he was the cousins of BB15’s Amanda) like pony. Apparently certain houseguests have decided that they even look alike.
  • Devin has officially hit rock bottom; if he can’t beat Donny then what is left in the world?
  • Devin still feels like Donny is something more than the groundskeeper he said he is…. Devin remains delusional and paranoid
  • What The F*ck? Victoria has officially become the most boring and invisible houseguest in Big Brother history . But she does have amusing stories to tell

In the end Devin was sent home (Every single person voted for him to leave).  Now it’s officially a new week and new people are in jeopardy of going home. Who do you think will be going home next Thursday? Honestly I think it might be time for a floater….Victoria I’m looking at you.

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Until Next Time…

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