What The F*ck? – Big Brother Week 10 – EXPECT THE EXPECTED


So remember when I said that Frankie was the house favorite and production was really helping him out this season.. and most people just poo-poo’d me away…. well I wonder why this little tidbit wasn’t aired… and I can guarantee that CBS won’t even try to answer why this happened… I’m shocked that they didn’t go to fishes.

At 4:10 Frankie confirms you are not supposed to tell a house guest that they are going on the block… all he got was a slap on the wrist. Plus Frankie let’s America know he gives NO FUCKS what we think about him or the TA mission… guess he’s still a bit bitter about the $5, 000 Frankie thinks the reason the mission failed was not because the play was dumb, not because it was unfunny, not because it was kind of mean — it’s because America is too backward to appreciate a man in drag.

Frankie says, “I thought it was the best idea for the situation. … A man in drag is not a popular concept to the rest of the world. Now that I’m thinking about it, a lot of America is not ready to see a man in drag and this is an American family show. There are a lot of American families that do not understand that.”


The house has gotten so boring this week that the houseguest were given more alcohol, play-doh and face paint, because it’s like a nursery school for over-grown toddlers. I wonder if they get coloring books too. I would ask for UNO or Monopoly  to keep me occupied during my waking hours, because at those point I would stop talking to the idiot house guests. I wonder if there is somewhere on the CBS site where I can make suggestions….


Naturally after the Head of Household competition everyone goes to congratulate Caleb. Frankie is the first to jump on Caleb and says, “I love you, I love you” what I think happened is Frankie being the media savvy mogul that he is ran up to Derrick, because he knew the camera was on him…. we know how much Frankie loves the camera…. but this is what Frankie does… he tries to whore himself with whoever is the HOH so that he can remain safe .

Everyone seems completely beat up by the end of the competition, I don’t think there’s not one person in the house that’s limping. But no matter how much you’re hurting you always have the pain tolerance the the energy to go into the storage room and gloat and quickly talk game. Frankie and Cody are congratulating themselves…cause one couldn’t play and the other on didn’t win, but whatever let’s give ourselves a round of applause. Derrick joins them in Frankie with his creepy eyes, apparently sending him telepathic messages says, “I’m right, I’m right” . It seems like everyone in the house is afraid to call Frankie on his shit… no Frankie you’re not right…. you dead ass wrong. Frankie is the type of person that get’s a little bit of power and it goes to his head… he;s gone totally nuts. Caleb finally comes out of the dairy room banged up with ice packs on his knees, he looks like he’s in bad shape… but pain can’t distract you from the game, he has already decided to put

Nicole up on the block.

Frankie starts to interrogate Christine about Nicole getting special treatment. Frankie is beyond paranoid, just because Nicole is going up on the block he wants people to ostracize her and not speak to her (like he did Donnie, just like he did Zach), I wonder if he has to go see the Big Brother psychologist just like Gina-Marie did. Frankie gets upset when BB tells Nicole to put her microphone on and says she’s talking game. Christine says maybe she’s not talking game. So Frankie then goes on on Christine for defending Nicole when that’s not what she was doing at all

It’s time for everyone to see Caleb’s HOH Room! Everyone genuinely seems excited about the stuff he received from home. He shares to story of the flag that he received and his infantry cord… honestly I wouldn’t let them touch my stuff…it’s strange how I tend to like him more when he’s telling a truthful story about his life … and not about now he wrote a song he didn’t really write or how he could have been a porn star… or how he won a competition for the best flutist in the state… #specialistreynolds


This week Victoria has become my favorite person in the house,she is finally saying what most live feeders have been complaining about for weeks. Victoria is annoyed with Christine… EVERYTHING is funny… doesn’t matter who says it, it doesn’t matter what it’s pertaining to but apparently it’s hilarious I will spare you the montage of her laughter that we all got on Monday’s broadcast.

Nicole talks to Caleb while in the HoH room. At this point she is doing whatever she can to stay in the game,; she wants to team up with Caleb and he tells her that she’s a  fierce competitor and she has won a lot of competitions. Caleb tells her that everyone knows she gave Christine a “helpful hint” during the HoH competitions and it only makes her more of a target. She pleads with him again as “country folk”

HOLLA! Derrick starts to receive his hollas, and every single time I crack up… but for $5,000  I would endure it


Caleb wants to put up Christine but he’s afraid of her retaliation if she wins the Veto. Cody mentions Frankie as a possible eviction… due to him walking around telling lies and try to cover his ass… why has it taken so long for his alliance to even stop and take notice of how awful Frankie is.

Nicole tried campaigning to him, but as Caleb later told Frankie, it fell on deaf ears. There’s nothing that Nicole can say or do to change Caleb’s mind. And Frankie has been stroking Caleb’s ego ever since winning the HoH competition, talking about how he wants to get a “Beastmode Cowboy” tattoo on his chest and how his sister Ariana will perform a song with Caleb and he eats that up like pie. Caleb, the idiots and he knows no better… while Frankie sitting in the corner twirling his villain mustache

THE HAVE-NOTS The Have-not supplement, which turned out to be slop roast which was “meat products” including liver, mushrooms, and garlic.. Derrick volunteered, as he said he would after taking the snot$5,000, awkward silence for what seemed forever, and Frankie didn’t bother to step up even though Caleb said “everyone’s done it twice, right?” Nobody else stepped up either, so Caleb assigned Nicole to a second week running.

Nicole is visibly upset and Derrick gives her a prep talk. Nicole has figured out since she is a Have-Not this week she’s going up on the block. She feels alone in the house, but Derrick tells her to buck-up she can save herself so she has to stay positive.



Frankie is furious with Christine for pointing out that he’s only been a Have-Not once because his circulatory system issues and can’t be in the cold room. He’s  acting like a spoiled, entitled brat. Frankie uses his illness who it furthers his game… he knew what Big Brother was about it didn’t stop him from applying , and it didn’t stop him from applying to Survivor either… thinks he’s better than everyone else…. should be interesting to see how many pegs he get’s knocked down when he leaves the house

Incidentally people on the live feed were going crazy over what Frankie said, they are calling for Frankie to be expelled…. a few said they have e-mailed and tweeted BB, CBS and Julie Chen…. but nothing will happen this is Big Brother and they like to protect their favorites… even if the rest of America is completely repulsed by them,

NOMINATIONS  While Nicole knows her fate is sealed Christine is completely blind-sided by the nominations, since she was positive that Victoria would be sitting beside Nicole this week  At this point the ONLY thing that is keeping me around is the fact here is a double eviction, and I want to see how goes down.

While Nicole knows her fate . Christine seems genuinely upset she feels like she was blind-sided by the nomination, she was positive that Victoria would be sitting next to Nicole. Christine has gotten so mad that she’s talking to herself, she’s in the nomshive room and she curses the Bomb Squad/Detonators she realizes that she has to play for herself, because it’s clear that they don’t have her back.

Caleb and Cody are strategizing about what will happen after the Power of Veto competition. The plan is if Nicole wins POV Victoria goes up…. and goes off to Jury. But Derrick doesn’t like that option and wants to plant a seed for Christine to be the next one to leave the house (if she’s not playing for him, then she needs to go). Victoria and Nicole have bonded, which is nice considering they weren’t that close the first go round, they rally around their mutual annoyance of Christine (I can get behind that). They make a plan (okay Nicole makes a plan Victoria isn’t really saying anything) that if Victoria plays Veto and wins she will come off the block.

Derrick takes some time to make a final 4 deal . Derrick is about to “steal” Caleb from Frankie. This was honestly hilarious to watch because the more Derrick talked the more Caleb’s chest and ego inflated… after hashing out the possibilities they agree they will be the final 2.


The TV edit makes it look like Derrick squashed the plan to backdoor Frankie, but that’s not how it went down on the Live Feeds. Derrick was actually on board to backdoor Frankie and Caleb changed his mind after a conversation with Frankie. Good editing, CBS. .. guess they didn’t want all of that ..

POWER OF VETO Caleb, Christine.Nicole,Victoria,Derrick and Cody will played in the veto competition. Frankie is pissed that Caleb picked Cody as “houseguest choice” to play in veto; he’ll get over it. . Frankie continues with his little sob story saying, “If you would have picked my name out, I would’ve been playing in the second fucking veto of the summer! Well, it’s official! This is the last veto I won’t be able to participate in” Nope but Frankie doesn’t stop there (we all know what an annoying little ass he is ) “This is unbelievable. Only been drawn once (for veto).” Frankie said he hopes to get a hosting gig after BB and he could make $veto500,000 from it. (good luck with that… you’d have a better time working for your sister)


Cody is the first to go out of the game, this getting the punishment of wearing the Dino costume . Christine says that she loves it because she can’t wait for him to look like a fool… I hate to break it to you, but he already looks like a fool thanks to you. Caleb was eliminated in the third round which I’m sure was a shock to him system. Victoria remains super confinement… too bad she was the next out. Nicole, Christine and Derrick remain in and in round six Derrick (who totally threw the competition) and Nicole were eliminated leaving Nicole the victor. Frankie runs right up to Christine to offer his congrats and whisper something in her ear Caleb sees this and is instantly on alert… cause no one can whisper on “Beast-Mode’s watch” . I’m confused about why he’s annoyed by this.. Frankie did it to him earlier in the week, and he does it every single time someone wins a competition… that’s how he operates.


Caleb tells Derrick and Cody about what he saw Frankie doing . Derrick concurs because he saw it as well . Caleb wants to confront Christine  but Cody was the one  that actually did it . Christine shares that Frankie was pretty much bragging, telling her that if he had played he would have been right up there with Christine (because, in the end everything comes back to Frankie) Cody wants to bring up the idea of putting Frankie up as a replacement nominee.

It’s time for lunch and Nicole is pissed off because, no one made a “big move” and they are all talking about lunch. Frankie suggests fish, because he loves fish (In a recent AfterBuzz podcast Brittney said that Frankie loves fish, and he cooks it everyday… which is one of the reasons why the house stinks so badly because Frankie is to lazy to clean up behind him self and he leaves the dishes lying around).. other people suggest chicken. I get why Nicole is upset, but can’t you be pissed off and eat too?

Caleb has been thinking about making a big move for a long time and things now might be the right time, he no longer trusts Frankie completely  (In the DR) Derrick is saying how they are still part of Team America (and he;s loyal to that….[can I call bullshit on that… Donny left last week… Derrick is only loyal to whoever he thinks can further his game]).

  Christine saved herself, and Victoria was put up as a replacement. But we all knew at the beginning of the week that Nicole is going home, Victoria has it good, she’s completely useless in competitions she’s no threat, Caleb tells her the only reason that she;s sitting next on the block is because they needed a pawn… so she can stay in the house for a little while longer (could be minutes…) Unlike everyone else in the house Caleb still sees the good in Frankie  and thinks that he still has his back…. and if he doesn’t well he’ll suffer the consequences… because it just a game.

Now let’s talk once again about people swearing up and down that they are gonna make big moves… but none are ever made, once again there was talk about backdooring Frankie, and I’m not sure if they are stupid  and not thinking about their game in the long run or simply blinded by the tacky glitter that he wears on his face.

Frankie is STILL talking about Team America’s failure last week, he’s still blaming Donny because there is no way that he’s to blame because he didn’t do what America wanted and on a play…. that wasn’t even a play, He hopes that the next one they get is achievable (Team America is over Frankie… you’ve won enough money). Frankie goes on to say “ Honestly I feel like if Donny wasn’t part of Team America we would have been able to design a better mission… us hanging out is fine. Derrick thinks that  if Donny was in their alliance they could have completed that one mission where they had to cause a scene after the Nomination. Frankie still won’t let it go, “[we] didn’t get the money because Donny had proposed a mission to them [America] at first. Derrick says it doesn’t make sense because all the fans cost Donny $5000 dollars .. “out of principal… why cost him $5000 dollars to prove a point.. maybe they just didn’t like it”(FINALLY YOU GET IT!)

Derrick suggested maybe it was edited to make it look boring. (nope it wasn’t the editing… y’all are boring as hell) Frankie agrees that they failed edited poorly by production (Frankie, you know you’re productions favorite… don’t bite the hand that feeds you) ., “Caleb was not into it” he goes on to say “ [It] Was like a jab a punch in the face” (When Julie Chen said, “An overwhelming NO!)

Caleb admits to Frankie he considered backdooring him but says that Cody and Derrick were on board before he chose not to. Derrick and Cody want to make sure Frankie knows how close he came to eviction (and how they kept Caleb from doing it). Nicole is upset and tells Derrick that her feelings are hurt. She says in past seasons people worked with others to get votes. She says that there is no way unless there is a super tight group that won’t help others. Derrick tells her that she is wrong. He just doesn’t have anyone gunning for him so there is no reason for him to do anything different. Derrick tells Nicole that she has had a chance every week to save herself and that is huge. He tells her that he expects an apology from her after the show that everything she believes is wrong. She doesn’t feel Derrick actually talked to Cody about saving Nicole. Derrick says that he did not campaign for her but he did tell the guys the pros of keeping Nicole. He tells Nicole that Victoria will make it to the end of the game because they all feel they can beat her. Derrick tells Nicole that he wants his daughter to grow up to be like Nicole. He said he isn’t going to lie to her about anything. He wants to win the game but he won’t hurt her just to win the game.


In the HoH room, all four guys are talking about an endurance competition. Frankie says, “What do we do if it is a double eviction tomorrow, do we go to a room real quick and decide what to do?” They all agree that Victoria and Christine go up (NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS SURPPRISED) We get Christine out and keep Victoria she loves us and she is a vote for us ’cause she has voted how we wanted her to all season and I don’t think we need to be mean to Christine but she needs to go simple.” Frankie and Caleb agree. Frankie says, “Us three need to win every competition now.” Caleb agrees with him. (I wish y’all could feel the overwhelming boredom that I’m feeling right now….) Let’s just talk about this now… Christine will be the next to go home….so maybe I’ll miss this week (let’s hope that Christine wins (I was gonna say Victoria … but we all know that’s not gonna happen)


EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Nicole is going home …


In a vote of 4-0 Nicole was evicted from the house for a second time.predictable

HOH This competition I s a quiz show called “What The Bleep”. The object of the game to to watch the video and complete the house guests sentences, by answering true or false. In the first round Derrick was able to win the competition by being the only one to answer correctly.

NOMINATION, VETO AND EVITION In Deliberation with his alliance Derrick wants to put up Victoria as a pawn and Christine, if Christine wins PoV then Frankie will go up as the replacement nominee and he would go home…. otherwise Christine is heading to Jury right behind Nicole.

The Veto Competition was a puzzle compettion, called “Mazed  and Confused” three different puzzles the ball need to make it’s way through, who ever wins… wins the Veto..; blah, blah, blah… Frankie wins…. which is good for him, because once again he narrowly escaped eviction from the house. I’m surprised the Grande Army hasn’t been telepathically sending messages his way. So it looks like Christine is on her way out. I bet Tim is happy that she’ll no longer be in the house with Dino-Cody. I’m surprised with this outcome… even thought it was totally predictable.

Derrick instructs Frankie on how to use the Veto. Derrick as the puppet master is a thing to see.. clearly Frankie forgets that he has a time limit because he only has a change to hug Cody and Caleb…. while I’m talking about Frankie, What The Fuck!? was up with his look?? He looked like a gym teacher half dressed to a formal…but he made sure to wear his stupid pink glitter… ugh!

So we get to speeches, like they are gonna sway the vote and Christine starts talking him this baby voice and I completely turn her off. She’s leaving… finally. And in a vote of 3-0 Christine is evicted from the house. Christine left the house, without a word, no hugging, just walked straight to the door… too bad as soon as she stepped out she was met with boos. I understand why the audience was booing her but still that’s gotta hurt…. but I can’t wait till Frankie leaves… /I bet the boos with be 20 times louder…unless CBS only let’s the Grande Army sit in the audience

TEAM AMERICA Apparently its still a thing…and they have another set of idiotic missions that we need to vote for… at this point I think America is over this TA nonsense.




Julie reveals more about a new twist called “Big Brother Rewind.” If any HGs push the button next week then the entire week is wiped out & they do it over… at this point it doesn’t matter if it’s used.

I’m done with these assholes, someone wake up when Frankie is out of the house, until then I’ll be watching Utopia.


  • According to CBS.com, next week will be the last time we have the regular Wednesday-Thursday schedule for the Veto & Live Eviction shows. Starting the week of September 7th, Big Brother 16 will shift its nights to Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday to free things up for Thursday Night Football (BOO!) The first live eviction show on the new schedule will be Wednesday, September 10, 2014 at 8PM ET/PT. The Power of Veto episodes will slide to one day earlier on Tuesdays, also at 8PM ET/PT. This cycle will repeat until the September 24th Big Brother 16 season finale
  • It’s not enough that Tim Brecht has weighed in on the situation Julie Chen wanted everyone how she felt about the Christine/Cody flirtmance
  • God Bless this person, they took the time collect all of Caleb’s achievements….there are many… now if someone could find me a counter of Derrick saying, “that being said’ I would be a happy girl
  • The houseguest got In-N-Out burgers .., Frankie went into the diary room to make a special request for Starbucks…
  • I’m not digging Julie’s look this evening she looks like she’s going to a showgirl’s funeral… but I like her shoes
  • After mentioning that a fan started a GoFundMe Campaign called Dollars 4 Donny. Donny Thompson’s family has requested that you do not donate to that fund
  • Why is Derrick continuing to get the hero edit?
  • Has anyone else noticed that Victoria is now saying, “with that being said”… she’s clearly spending too much time with Derrick
  • I have mention on social media that I think Frankie Grander is a repulsive human being… I stand by that… here’s another example (and of TM is not credible enough… check this out)  Now in all fairness, Cody, Caleb, Christine, Derrick and Frankie were all talking about. I find it a little upsetting that a police officer (Derrick) didn’t shut it down, or the woman (Christine) who was sitting there laughing didn’t shut that down…. Even if it was said in a joking manner, it wasn’t funny and I’m glad that people got to see Frankie for the fake, repulsive  fame whore he is…. it will be interesting to see how Ariana’s fan’s are gonna sugar coat this.
  • More people are ta;king time out of their day to yell over the Big Brother Wall this times it was @J_Clark who yelled, “Derrick is a cop”
  • I found this on All Things BB16, I found this very funny. deusional
  • It really touched be when Caleb was chanting his cadences during the endurance competition

Videos courtesy of J-Bird and photos courtesy of CBS

Until Next Time….

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What The F*ck? -Big Brother Week 9 (Predictably Boring)

Last week I left off saying that Cody has won Head of Household (although I hadn’t seen the game played) and I’m pretty sure that FUCK! Here’s why Cody has a good social game, but I’m not sure if he would make a big move, because he’s firmly stuck underneath Frankie and Derrick’s arm pits, and we all know where he stands with Christine despite his flirtmance with her… Speaking of flirtmance, Tim had something to say about it.

Tim talks about his feeling about Chrody

I have to say, that I like Tim, despite all the crap that he’s been getting from strangers… I think he’s dealing with it the best that he can…I think it’s fair to say that it’s official I like Tim way more than I like Christine. Remember how this year’s theme was “Twisted Summer”. Well I’m still waiting for this show to live up to it’s theme, what was the who twist the Head of Household and the Battle of the Block?. Please  they need to come up with something better than this… cause it’s BORING! Honestly the past few weeks have been interesting (and slightly disturbing) but now that Zach is gone I’m losing interest in this show fast. I think this Ii s around the time that I stopped watching last year, but thank goodness for Celebrity Big Brother…Gary Busey, God love him, told the house guests that he’s responsible for introduction of Christianity to Istanbul in previous life’ … see that’s the kind of crazy that I need.

So let’s backtrack a little bit …once the celebration was over and Nicole was firmly back in the house the houseguests starting talking about how much it sucks that Nicole is back in the house, because now Donny has a friend in the house, someone he can talk to and confide in; God forbid Donny have someone in the house who doesn’t treat him like a social piranha.

To complete his transformation into a ninja who already has costume and the floor crawling (and eaves dropping) down, now it’s time to work on his moves (and amuse and scare the house guests in the process). He claims that he is a third degree black belt, I’m taking that with a grain of salt, because he also said that he was a song writer too


BOXING FOR DAYS Finally we get to see the event that so long to play out on the live feeds on Thursday. Frankie is hosting while Derrick, Cody, Christine, Donny, Victoria, Caleb and Nicole are playing. As outgoing HOH Frankie can’t play, and he honestly seems a little peeved by that fact/ The object of the game (played in six rounds) is for house guests to correctly answer what day an event occurred (in the first 50 days) by running to the boxer and punching him until the correct number is light up on the screen. then you have to run and fit the buzzer if you  hear a buzz you are incorrect and you need to try again. Last one  to correctly answer the question is eliminated (no wonder it took so long)

Victoria is so cute, it looks like she’s selecting snacks from a vending machine.  hoh

Nicole is the first to be eliminated, she’s embarrassed because Victoria beat her (heck I would be too) plus now she has to totally depend on Donny to keep her safe. Victoria was the second to be eliminated, Net to fall were: Christine, Caleb, Derrick. Caleb and Donny battle it out for Head of household, but in the end Cody ended up being the victor. Every single time Donny is up against the wall he pulls out ad gives it his all. So it’s official that Nicole and Donny will be going up for eviction this week.

Because Christine did so poorly in the competition Cody, Caleb and Derrick decided she will be the first of the Detonators to leave the house. Now this comes as a surprise to know one, considering for most of the season she has been their pawn. and honestly I think it might be in her best interest to jump ship and move over to Donny’s camp. I hope she doesn’t honestly think that’s she’s gonna be in the Final 2…she won’t even get final four, if she doesn’t start winning competitions and making big moves she’ll be leaving the house very soon. I don’t think there’s enough room in the world for two Big Brother contestants to receive “idiots grace” (I’m talking about Victoria)

Donny and Nicole commiserate together regarding their failure in the Head of Household competition, they already know that they are targets, so they talk openly about it and they talk about who they would eliminate from the game if they had the chance.. it’s pretty sad and depressing, they both look like they have no hope; but no fear because they can get happy while they are looking at Cody’s HOH room (BARF!) Cody receives a letter from him mom (Cody Bear…. how sweet). I will say that his parents have one of the most epic wedding photos I have ever seen; I’m a little tacky so when I see zebra print I start to do jumpy claps. Once again stalker-mode Cowboy rears his ugly head. He comments on how hot Cody’s mom and sister are and Cody’s spidey senses start tingling.. and he get’s uncomfortable. I think that at this point he thinks every single woman is hot… poor kid… he thinks when he leaves the house women are gonna be flocking to him… he couldn’t be further from the truth. The best part was the backhanded complement that Donny throws Cody’s way… Cody catches on, looks a bit stunned them remarks in the dairy room that Donny should watch what he says to Cody because he’s the one in power. First of al Cody is not in power, he’s a little puppet set out to do Frankie and Derrick’s bidding. And at this point Donny can say what he wants, he doesn’t care how Cody takes it, he knows he’s going home… so he gives zero fucks and I couldn’t be more proud.

Nicole goes to the HOH room to go talk to Cody (already Cody is breaking the rules se by Derrick he specifically told them that they shouldn’t be having conversations with Nicole or Donny behind closed doors, they were told to spurn any conversation about game they might bring up), she wants to see where his head is and wants to know the likelihood of her getting evicted. Cody tells her that Donny is his Target. Nicole encourages him to make a big move and get either Caleb or Derrick out of the house. Cody seriously starts thinking about his game and how far he can go with certain people. Later Derrick enters the HOH room, you know just to make sure everything is okay with his puppet and to reiterate that Nicole and Donny need to go up. Cody says he would rather see Christine go than Nicole (wait, does this mean that the flirtmance is over) apparently she’s playing both sides of the alliance (honestly it’s hard not to when there are about 10 different side alliances in this game) and according to Derrick “who ever is the last one left standing that’s who she’s gonna role with”…. let’s be honest Frankie falls into that category as well.

Talk of Derrick’s physical transformation in the house, apparently he went from nerdy dad, husband and cop to hipster day. I’m gonna do something that I normally don’t do on this blog and I’m going to pass on this one… I won’t say a word. Apparently Derrick has initiated the tag #BBJumpstreet .


Nicole is tots gushing about Hayden, apparently since leaving the house he’s really going the extra mile to make Nicole feel adored,  she says that he’s the nicest guy ever, and every morning he makes her breakfast… aww,  young love, blossoms when cameras are not around; but she insists that they aren’t together… what she actually says is they aren’t official girlfriend/boyfriend… no one buys it.

Donny finally makes it to the the HOH room to plead his case, but Cody is sleeping and the light is off, and instead of coming at a better time, he simply turns on the light. If Cody is anything like me I get annoyed when woken up and whatever you tells me goes through one ear and out the other, but Donny wants to state his case, he knows that he’s doomed, and tells Cody that he will be following him to jury very soon Donny continues to say,  that “they” have been doing underhanded things, causing drama, blaming things on other people… and by they we all know that Donny means Team America. Although Cody doesn’t trust Donny he knows that he’s speaking the truth.

Outside Donny and Derrick talk about Team America . Derrick admits tat Donny’s a target but it’s in his best interest for Donny to stay in the house (what he meant to say that if you stay it’s better for me because I can get more Team America money). Derrick then does something that I think is reverse psychology by telling him I’ve heard many times that you wanted me out of the game

For a while now Victoria has been complaining about the pain in her wisdom tooth and on Saturday it is assumed (Big Brother will not confirmed, nor was it brought up on the broadcast) that Victoria received medical attention to do her wisdom tooth. Around 11:15 BBT Nicole was in the bathroom with Victoria who was going to the bathroom, Nicole heard a noise got concerned and called out to Victoria, when she didn’t respond she opened up the door and found Victoria near unconscious and sweaty. Nicole called out to Derrick for assistance then the feeds went down, about an hour later the feeds went back up everything seemed normal (no one spoke about the incident). but before 2 p.m., Victoria was back in the house and explained to everyone what happened. According to her, she almost passed out from the pain of her wisdom teeth coming in, but was given an IV and feels better now. Big Brother told Victoria that because of her incident, it is best for her to sit out the Veto competition if she is selected to play, which is definitely a huge hindrance in her game play since she could be put on the block, but it is best for her to take care of her health first and foremost. I hope she feels better; because there is a lot more game that she’s totally not gonna play.

NOMINATIONS As someone on Reddit says, “And the crowd goes mild” … I think that’s an accurate description of the nomination ceremony.

Nicole and Donny were nominated… as well all knew nominationthat… Caleb thinks Donny is going to get Nicole to turn them  on all of them, because Donny is an “evil genius” or he has a mental issue as he said, “you seen Rain Man? you know (Donny is like) people like them”. Caleb reminds us )Thanks a lot Devin) that Donny is military intelligence.

Cody brings up the idea of sending Frankie out of the house if Donny gets on the block. Derrick tells Cody that it’s a “big move” but it’s really not a good idea right now.

HOUSE SWAP Team America has been asked to come up with their own mission, and America will then vote on whether or not it was a success. This might be the dumbest idea yet, if it’s true. Donny mentioned this to Derrick and Frankie, but obviously we’ve had no confirmation on the outside that this is a real mission. He says it must be completed by the PoV ceremony. As soon as Donny heard about it, he suggested that keeping Team America together should be their mission, which is just his 14967_10103340457787662_7316307423802602471_nway of trying to force Derrick and Frankie to keep him this week since he knows he’s the target . Each house guest is playing in tonight’s play. They are as follows: Donny/Devin, Derrick/Jocasta, Victoria/Amber, Frankie/Joey, Nicole/Hayden, Christine/Paola, and Caleb/Brittany. Frankie was all about this play because at the end of the day it’s a way for him to shine…. needless to say it was horrible, but I did enjoy Donny’s impression of Devin. I’m not sure if this was considered a play. I thought that it was completely stupid and apparently America felt the same. But I love how they thought that they were gonna get the money. He got so excited when Julie said “overwhelming” #APPLEPIE #FAIL




THE HAVE-NOTS Frankie got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and Cody chose Nicole (who volunteered) and Donny (Christine pointed him out…), the food this week is Squish Kabobs it consists of : compressed fish meat, clams, and bean curdhavenots (tofu)

OLD YELLER? Reminds be of season 8 when fans paid someone to do a flyover with messages for the house guests …this year people are using a less expensive and less subtle way to get their point across…screaming things over the wall. The house guests were all outside when someone could faintly be heard yelling over a megaphone. The house guests were then called inside for a lock down so that they could not hear whatever was being said. Inside, Caleb asked Cody why he was looking at him all weird. Cody questioned if Caleb had not heard what was just said. Caleb said that he did not hear it and that it sounded like the police. He said that he doesn’t want to talk about it. Caleb then asked if Cody knows something that he doesn’t know. Feeds were cut. A short while later, Caleb went to Derrick and told him that he and Cody had both heard the same thing, that being that Frankie is the saboteur. Derrick asked if Caleb was serious, and then feeds were again cut. Caleb pointed out to Christine and Caleb that whoever yelled that Frankie is the saboteur could have just been huge fans of Donny’s that are hoping that they will flip the script. Christine responded with “exactly”. Feeds were then cut again. Christine pointed out that when they were dealing with things being stolen last week, she was talking with Frankie about the possibility of America choosing tasks for house guests to complete. Christine said that Frankie then said that he would be offended if America didn’t choose him. Caleb began to discuss what made him question that Frankie may have been the one hiding things is that Frankie’s glitter was seen out in the open for two days before it disappeared, yet now you never see it out. Feeds then cut again. Cody said that he is about to go in to the diary room to tell them to lock things down and get people on the outside to prevent fans from yelling things over the wall. Caleb later approached Derrick and said “I don’t know why but that makes so much sense to me”. Feeds were again cut (Thank you BigBrotherDaily for the recap)

Frankie is the Saboteur. The Saboteur is Frankie.
He’s lying to everyone and can’t be trusted.
Christine is hated by America.
Derrick, stop being the fun police. It’s a TV show and you’re not on duty.
Caleb, you’re trusting the wrong people. Frankie will stab you in the back.

POWER OF VETO Caleb is hosting the ceremony , and here we go again with CBS’s promotion…. this time it’s the new show Scorpion , apparently this is a show about geniuses so this should be right up Donny’s alley.veto Once again it’s not an endurance challenge…. I think we’ve only had one this season. Frankie was the first one out of the competition which is shocking because like he said, “he’s good with math”. Cody wins the veto and retains all the power in the house and get’s to see Scorpion before the rest of America.; since Donny and Nicole are Have-Nots (as well as on the block) he picked them to watch with him. They are both happy because they get to eat real food. Nicole is gutted because she knows the veto won’t be used and Donny is resigned to his fate. After watching the competitions and the prize, I realized that absolutely nothing happened in the house and besides the promotion there was so much filler. Derrick is upset that he can’t get a moment to talk to Cody because Frankie and Caleb are sticking close my to Derrick and guarding the HOH door. Despite his feelings, and the information given to him by Derrick, Nicole and Donny (and even the wall screamer) Cody took the easy way out and didn’t use the veto… So it another week of a wasted HOH.

ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE Thee house guests took part of the challenge, because Julie Chen challenged every Big Brother houseguest, which is fine, but personally I think that the current house guests should have been exempt… first of all they are supposed to be sequestered from the outside world… I understand that it’s for a good cause, but come on… they are really running fast and loose with the rules here… they might as well tell Frankie that his social media was hacked and shut down,  and maybe they should tell the house guests about the situation in Ferguson, Mo. or maybe ISIS…

#SAVEDONNY This is the first time (I remember) hours before the Live eviction Frankie has Caleb on board to try and convince the others to Save Donny…what’s going to happen?

Parts 3 and 4 are found here and here. In the end I don’t think that its gonna help much.

EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Donny will be going home, and as much as it pains me I think he’ll be going to jury as well. I hate to say this, but I think that it might be time for Donny to go home. no matter what he does he’s going to be a target. During the conversation that Derrick and Donnie had there was a reference to Donny playing for himself and how that’s a bad thing… this confuses me to no end because every single person in the house is  playing for himself; but it get’s count against Donny. Donny is a lot older than the other house guests and I think that has a lot to do with him being about to relate with everyone, but lately there has been this sort of ostracizing that’s very painful to see. With a vote of 5-0 Donny was evicted from the house and sent to Jury… maybe now that he’s out he can tell the jury members all about Team America…. I’m sure that will defiantly sway how they are gonna vote…especially Zach


SLOPPY THE SNOWMAN So during the live broadcast America was given the opportunity to vote  using the hastag of #BBHolla or #BBT. the next Head of Household wins $5,000 but has to hear an annoying “Holla” for 5,000 times or wear 5 different, yet annoying t-shirts for the remainder of his or her stay. Those T-shirts remind me when Jen (Season 8) wore those stupid T-shirts the entire time she was there and each one was more annoying than the next. Apparently American voted for the Hollas (which is gonna be hilarious, can you imagine sleeping and hearing, “Holla!”… but then again it’s $5,000 so I could deal with it.

Everyone looks so weird in a winter cabin setting with shorts and athletic gear on. House guest have to fill the water into a snowman to revel a lump of coal, the first house guest to get the lump of coal wins Head of Household for the week. Next to the snowman is an identical, but smaller snowman, the rules are the same, who every fills the smaller snowman first gets the $5,000 as well as the punishment of 5,000 “Hollas”. Once somwone wins HOH the $5,000 is out of play.
Immediately after the live broadcast the live feeds lit up and I continued to watch the HOH competition. All the houseguests are messy, sweating, tired and out of breath, but no matter who wins one thing is for certain they all are gonna sleep well tonight. Victoria decided to get the HOH snowman… and I think we can all agree that she’s not gonna get HOH, but she should have at least made a play for the  money, but since Derrick is pretty much safe no matter who is HOH he’s decided to play for the money.

In the end Derrick won the $5,000 and around 11:20CST Caleb officially won the HOH competition.


  • The guy yelling over the wall was a friend of “Evil” Dick Donato’s (@BBTooms) He goes on to say, “It’s sad when the most action comes from outside the house, people yelling into the backyard and Frankie;s social media being hacked”
  • BBCanada is now taking applications
  • And since CBS feels like every week they need to promote something. Frankie used the pieces of the game to write out, “My Everything” which is the title of Ariana Grande’s new album, I don’t have a problem with that what I do have a problem with is the fact it stayed on the feeds for several hours. It’s seriously time to take the Jenga game away… give them a Monopoly game or something
  • Donny fans have created a GoFundMe called Dollar for Donny….
  • The house guests did the Ice Bucket challenge and I remained bored
  • Frankie continues to say dumb crap
  • Normally I’m all for what Julie Chen’s outfits, but I don’t know what the hell she was wearing tonight it was a cross between stripper (shoes), business casual (pants), and Hawaiian vacation (top)
  • Messages from home had everyone crying, it was really sweet to see.
  • I’ve been looking at pictures of Christine and Tim and it’s odd, I guess it’s true what they say that people start looking to look alike
  • I feel like when Christine get’s home, she’s gonna get a good lecture from her mother… watching her family watch Christine flirt with Cody was very,very awkward. I do love that Cody’s family knows that flirting with his strategy, but like his sister said, “he needs to back off”
  • Donny said that he was let down by America… I’m sorry about that, but I think that he was always a target because he was so darn likeable.
  • Donny Thompson TV Star? I can totally see it
  • While everyone was shouting “I love you’s” at the end of the broadcast, Frankie too the time to remind us that his sisters album was on iTunes.. ugh
  • Thursday is another live eviction, so it should be interesting

I’m so over this season, and honestly if production wanted to do something that America would approve of besides saving Donny it would be cleaning that darn house, watching the live feeds it’s super frustrating to see people bit cleaning up behind themselves and crap all over. I don’t think that I’ve even see one person wash their sheets… YUCK!

Just to be clear I do not own, nor have I created any of the videos in this post. Videos courtesy of J-Bird, Miss Meow Meow , Big Brother Superfan and Tim Brecht and photos courtesy of CBS. All credit goes to them for their work and watching these idiots on the feed.

Until Next Time….

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What The F*ck?–Big Brother Week 8 (Surprise, Bitch….)

Or if you prefer ……IT AIN’T THE SUITE LIFE


Last week we left with Frankie and Derrick wining the Heads of Household competition. There are a couple of things that I want to put out into the universe… why are their so many multiple choice competitions… what happened to the endurance competitions I wonder if it has anything to do with Frankie’s condition…But let me play devils advocate for a moment: I think he is exaggerating it or it’s merely a mental thing. i highly doubt the doctor reviewing their health before entering would allow him to be on the show if he has the possibility of staying in the have-not room and his “circulatory condition” is actually a problem. same for Christine, i can’t remember her stating she has celiac disease or anything that FORCES her to not eat gluten, so the doc approved her to be on the show because she is capable of being a have-not whether her beliefs or mental block makes her believe she is not… too much liability. But the whole reason I was bringing up Frankie was because during the Head Of Household competition he was miming the answers.

Has anyone ever counted how many times Derrick says, “that being said….”?

Donny already knows he’s going on the block, he knew it the instantly he loss the Head of household competition,  at this point he knows that he out numbered. In the bathroom Derrick, Cody and Caleb are talking strategy. Derrick wants Zach to go on the block with Donny, but he wants him to  volunteer (Zach is a lot of things, but dumb ass isn’t one of them…. why would he volunteer to be put on the block when he already knows he’s on thin ice with Derrick; well his alliance as a whole) The plan is to put someone up t throw the competition, Cody instantly say, “fuck no!” and Caleb remains dubious of the entire plan stating that he put his self up 3 times and no one else wants to do it.

Deciding to show a little grace and tell Victoria that she is safe for the week. Naturally she’s thrilled because as Frankie says, “being on the block is stressful” and we all know that Victoria doesn’t deal with anything well. I’m sitting here watching this and I can’t get out of my mind the picture of the Detonators/BombSquad are like an old traditional boys club, sitting in the HOH room and making decisions about the house, it’ll be fun to see when they have to turn on each other. I’m seriously confused as to why Victoria is willing to trust Derrick again after she was so shocked to hear the truth about him last week. Needless to say Victoria will not be feeling so confident next week, as I’m sure she’ll be right back on the block, as Frankie says, “Just enjoy you’re week, you’ll be fine”

Donny’s playing Zenga (ZENGA!!) While Frankie and Derrick are in the Hive room, where Derrick tells Frankie that he trusts him, “not because of the game, but because of the grandfather thing”. So because they both have grandfathers who passed sway during their time on Big Brother is reason enough to trust someone (although I admit the circumstances are sad and usual) but come on. Let’s do a bit of a rewind shall we, Derrick is straight up lying; not only s he lying in the Diary Room (yes I noticed). Did we forget what happened last week or the fact that Derrick wouldn’t hesitate to back door him when it becomes convenient for him. In any case the plan is for Derrick to remain Head of Household so that Frankie can be eligible to play next week (I think he realizes that be may still be danger because he no longer has the safety of the HOH he will become a target again) . Donny starts spelling out words with the Zenga pieces…. this man is totally speaking my heart

bye Frankie



I can’t believe that still are doing this “Who Wants to See My HOH” it gives me Rachel Reilly flashbacks….It’s not like the room décor changes depending on the houseguest, we still get that stupid bird nest and for real… has Frankie every left the damn HOH room, because no matter who is Head of Household, he will find a way to sleep in the room and get all the comps; including walking around with that room…. People oohing and aahing over pictures of Frankie with his sister but Victoria is freaking out because she only has two modes (crying or freaking out) and Zach (God bless his little spastic heart) as deemed Zrankie (Zankie) over because, “Ariana is a smoke bomb””, so now Zariana is a thing” and because that bomb went off right in front of Caleb’s face he practices his most creeptastic stalker speech and talks directly into the camera to tell Ariana how beautiful she is. It was that moment that I realized how much makeup Frankie wears (he needs to be camera ready at ALL times) because I swear he started sweating bullets and his makeup started slipping down his face…listen I’m no fan of Frankie, but I would be scared to if Caleb started noticing my little sister. Derrick has pictures of his siblings and his little girl, when Frankie exclaims, “SHE’S GORGEOUS!” I will say that the little girl is adorable, and she looks a lot like her dad. I enjoyed seeing Derrick having a genuine moment,  Letters are read. Derrick’s is really cute and Frankie can’t get through his without tearing up…plus there is a little bit of self promotion..(Can you tell I’m not a fan of the Grande’s as a whole?) and Derrick’s is great, Frankie can barley read his letter before he’s in tears… #OVERIT

The hive room is super popular right now, Donny and Derrick have a pow-wow. Donny want to know where Derrick’s head is . Derrick states that he remains  devoted to Team America (??), but the Detonators want Donny to go up so he needs to find a way to keep him there (did I miss the part where Team America needs to stay intact for them to continue missions?) I feel really bad for Donny because they keep putting him up and every week he’s having the same conversation with a different member of the household and it always looks like Donny is on the verge of tears.


We learn an important lesson from Frankie and Zach…. Zach’s love for Frankie has no limits and according to Frankie Zach is welcome to bend him over the couch and give it to him when ever her feels like it ; cause Frankie is patiently waiting to Zach to come out of the closet. Frankie tells Zach, “It’s not the actions that make you homosexual, it’s the feelings” (seriously, I’m starting to hear Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up” in the background) Zach asking “Does it make me gay if I’m in love with a homosexual?” Frankie just wants him to come out already so they can explore that issue together.

I love how they took a little time in the broadcast to show the flirting between Cody and Christine, and how the other houseguest perceive the flirting as very bizarre, since everyone agrees that Cody flirts with anyone that walks, (let’s not forget Joey, Brittany and Amber and his occasional flirtation with Victoria and Nicole whenever Christine isn’t available… that’s everyone but Jocasta). Maybe Cody’s hair has magical powers because she can’t seem to keep her hand out of it. Is Cody  using the fact he’s very good looking as a strategy and flirts with everyone that would be receptive to it, is Christine as a married woman skirting a thin line that may have serious repercussions when she leaves the house?


TASTE THE RAINBOW Because this season can’t get more comical the idiot; Derrick, Caleb, Frankie, Cody and Christine devise a plan to pick skittlesnominees to go up against “Big Bad Donnie” Because no one wants to come right out and volunteer they devise is this totally “scientific” skittles method. Each player (who is not an HOH) select and candy color, and if that color is chosen then you will be nominated for eviction. First pick is the nominee who will sit beside Donnie, the color purple was chosen so that means that Christine is going to be Donnie’s partner. Next Red (Cody) and Green (Caleb) are picked…Zach is thrilled that he wasn’t picked.cause that means there is no possible way for him to go home. Because the Detonators feel like Zach is not pulling his weight, they actually wanted him to volunteer to go up; but what little self preservation Zach had prevented him from doing so… and because he didn’t volunteer there is talk of him going home. (And in the end maybe Zach should have been begging to go up against Donnie, he wouldn’t be in the situation that he’s in now)

I’m glad that Donnie is buying this crap that they are feeding him because he totally figured it out..he;s calling bullshit in that on the “scientific” method too. He was told that everyone had a color (LIE!! FRANKIE EVEN LIED ABOUT THIS IN THE DIARY ROOM) and everyone was chosen by random draw  and the only reason he wasn’t upstairs was because he was sleeping (we already know that Donnie was going up no matter what).. There are only five colors of Skittles (Yet there where six available houseguests). Donnie started to ask what color he was.. Cody told him that he was orange, he later asked Derrick the same question, but Derrick replied “red”. It was that moment that Donnie knew that he was bamboozled and that he was alone in the house.


NOMINATIONS Considering the nominees knew who were going to be put on the block, I find this week’s nomination ceremony to be a waste of time. But they had to go through the motions. Derrick nominated  Donny and Christine, while Frankie nominated Cody and Caleb and proceeded to give that I believe is the best nomination speech ever…. I couldn’t have written in better myself. (And Although it hurts me.. deeply I have to give Frankie his props on this one).  “All summer long 3both of you have been teasing me with your amazing abs, your perky pecks, your sensual smiles and your bubble buttocks and I can take it no longer” The smiles on Caleb and Cody’s faces was hysterical…What I don’t get what why all the pomp and circumstance? Everyone at that table knew ahead of time how it was gonna go… all the they had to go what shut up and turn the key and the nomination ceremony would have been over (I bet those producers were sitting in the back just grinning ear to ear) I feel bad for Donny…. hell I feel like I’m always saying that, he’s constantly being put on the block (this is his 5th time)



BIG BLACK BOX Everyone is betting on Christine to throw the competition; you would think that these idiots would have learned fro their previous mistakes every time they try to throw a competition the person figures it out and comes out the victor; the fail miserably and end of trying to figure out a “new plan”. The real problem is that the Detonators (even though they have the numbers on their side) they are super confident  and you know what they always say “pride before the fall

Both teams enter the box simultaneously, the houseguests have to race and find bones hidden throughout the box. Once a bone is found (and you can only be holding one at a time) return it to the scoreboard. Also hidden throughout are bones that don’t fit.Once five bones are placed on the board you hit the button… Easy. I don’t know what was worst the fact that Christine made it super obvious that she was throwing the game, or the fact that Caleb and Cody;2 who I will now all du,b and dumber  decided to hold on to each other and do the buddy method which slowed them down considerably. Christine literally found a corner sat there and screamed every few minutes about not being able to find bones and stayed there until the competition was over… of course we are not counting the times when she was passing bones to Dumb and Dumber; which my chance none of them fit on the board. Outside in the yard Frankie is being extra dramatic  for the cameras while on the inside Meanwhile Donny saved himself by winning the competition with absolutely no help from Christine… he finally hit the button and the lights come on confusing the hell out Christine and Dumb and Dumber. Donny falls to the floor and thanks Jesus, quietly to himself. That’s a much different reaction from when Frankie won it by himself. He walks outside and everyone is truly shocked to learn that Donny won… and the part that ticks me off Christine yells, “we won!” bitch you didn’t do anything but copped a squat… girl bye!. Derrick is dethroned and not happy because his fellow “Hitman” Cody and l Caleb are on the block. Frankie is also upset because two members of his alliance are nominated. Derrick has to place all his trust in Frankie, which I’m sure is an uncomfortable place to be at the moment for both of them, because no Frankie won’t have any protection next week, and at this point anyone can go home. For a little bit I was getting flashbacks of watching, You Can Do That On Television. I’m seriously over all this slime, maybe CBS got a bulk discount or something.

Best Parts: Christine got reprimanded during the competition handing off  bones to the other side. We can’t forget Caleb getting scolded by production for using his FitBit to illuminate the area so that he could see (and cheat)…Cheater never win Caleb; but he already knew that, he discussed it on the feeds that he got yelled at. Then he goes around bitching that production has placed an ear piece in Donny’s ear, because there is no way he should have been able to win that competition (ear pieces are nice, but what the hell are they gonna do if it’s pitch black and you can’t see?… but he couldn’t even finish a thought before the screen went to “fishes”) You gotta love the live feeds, because they seriously edit all the good stuff off from the broadcasts.

Derrick goes to Donny to congratulate him, but what he’s really doing is trying to give a feel for whether or not Donny still trust him. You can tell my the body language that Donny wants no part of the conversation.Derrick was trying to blow smoke up Donny’s ass; but the beard wasn’t having it. Donny has a realization that everyone in the house is against him; but then Derrick’s arrogant ass states (in the diary room), “If you’re not with me then you’re against me”. Frankie wants to put of Victoria, but secretly Derrick still needs her vote so he needs to convince Frankie to nominate Zach


Donny tells Zach that if chosen he needs to win the veto, because despite what they say you are still a target. He want Zach to form an alliance with him, and honestly I’m all for it, the houseguest totally wouldn’t see it coming I will call them Dach.. no Zonny!!! I see it now #Zonny

Zach is feeling a frazzled so he goes to talk to Frankie about veto options, Zach realizes he’s a huge target, but at this point he’s just hoping someone else will go up.

TEAM AMERICA America was given the option of either A. Create a distraction by hiding a favorite piece of clothing from each Houseguest then organize a neighborhood watch program to keep it from happening again. or B. Weaken another player’s game by keeping them awake for 24 hours straight. Anyone who’s watched the live feeds knows that this group is a much of night owls so option B wouldn’t work. So America chose for Donny, Frankie and Derrick to complete option A. TA Derrick decides that this is a fun mission Items taken: Zach’s Gator shirt, Christine’s stuffed animal, Victoria’s robe (which Derrick stuffs in his pants), Derrick’s hat, Cody’s hat, Donny’s hat, Frankie’s wrap, and Caleb’s boots. Honestly I think this mission is hilarious, even if it is a little on the easy side. But I wonder if the Diary Room clued them in that a stuff animal isn’t exactly considered “favorite clothing”. They’re going to hide everything in a trash bug under the recycling bin in the storage room and then try to act like it’s a prank. They also plan to write a message on the mirror warning everyone to watch their stuff after the items have all been stolen . Cody realizes his hat is missing, he instantly starts to say something is up . Zach (most likely because he’s just as bored with this season as I am) decides that it’s the Saboteur, then everyone else realizes that their belongings are missing as well. Victoria’s name comes up as a possibility, and everyone is paranoid. so with very little probing from Team America they start a neighborhood watch., with people taking shifts and as expected Zach acts an ass. It’s hilarious because Zach is the ultimate trouble maker, so naturally everyone thinks that it’s him. Caleb mentions that it has to be him, because he was a stunt cast being Amanda Zuckerman’s cousin and all; I can’t believe these idiots still believe that… they are gonna feel so stupid when they get out of the house. Derrick and Frankie decide to use Team America’s mission and everyone’s suspicion of Zach to get him out of the house. Each member of Team America got $5,000 for this mission.

And the “Neighborhood Watch” begins….

Part 1
Part 2

It was eventually Caleb’s suggestion to look in the garbage to see if their stuff was in there. I love how people continue to blame Zach even though Caleb told them exactly where to find the missing items (which totally makes him look suspicious .

Eventually they find it


I think that Team America is ruining the game, if it wasn’t for Team America Derrick probably wouldn’t be in the house, and it’s for she that Frankie would have ever turned his back on Zach; who has been nothing but loyal to him. Donny is the only popular one according to America, but because Derrick and Donny are sitting around thinking that because they were voted on Team America that they continue to have this superior popularity…. they are gonna get a rude awakening when they walk out of the house and realize that America hates their guts. goul

The odd little flirting/picking on Victoria is hilarious, she gets so flustered so easily so in grade school retaliation (plus he’s on the block so what does it matter) she takes the pink hat he’s been wearing pretty much all season (he says she gave it to him, she says he asked to borrow it and never gave it back) and cuts it up in to little pieces. I honestly think it was stupid, and if she really wanted to make a move (her words… not mine) she should play the damn game!


THE HAVE-NOTS Frankie got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and he chose Victoria and Christine, the food this week is  Transylvania Goulash which is a combination of blood sausage, canned pumpkin and onions.

ZINGBOT Frankie picks Victoria, Caleb picks Christine, and Cody picks Donny. Zach doesn’t get picked, so he’s worried. I’m loving he fact that most of the people in the house are now scared of Donny. Zach is giving Donny a prep talk telling him to win the competition (so that Zach can be safe).

Zingbot finally makes an appearance and scarring this shit out of everyone as she(?) enters the house. But something is up, it appears that Zingbot is broken instead of giving the houseguests zings she’s giving everyone props. Everyone get’s a complement… so out comes Kathy Griffin to save the day! Naturally Frankie loves her (because according to her all the gays love her, I have to admit that I love her too)

09 zingbot is healedThe mission is to reboot Zingbot, by connecting circuits on the circuit board to illuminate the lights. I really liked the costumes, everyone looked like nerdy scientist. Frankie was the first to illuminate the first and second board with Donny with on his heels. Poor Christine just can’t get it, and Victoria is just useless at this point…. Cody well… he’s pretty to look at.and Beast Mode…as he says, “is good at lightening up light bulbs”.. at this point Caleb is right behind Frankie, but Frankie pulls ahead and wins the Veto.

Frankie tells Kathy, “I did it for the gays!” Caleb and Cody are a little bummed, while Zach continues to become more nervous. Time to celebrate everyone because Zingbot has been restored to full capacity and she’s ready to let it rip!

Naturally her appearance was apart of a promotion for her comedy album “Look At My Butt Crack”



(by Kathy Griffin)

  • 07 kathy griffin zings zachThere’s a belief that glasses make people look smarter. Thanks for disproving that.
  • Caleb, you and Amber have a lot in common, you think she’s drop dead gorgeous, and she just wants you to drop dead
  • Victoria, I would zing you but I’m only supposed to zing people who are actually playing the game
  • What do you call someone who is not afraid to cry, wears pink, and cuddles with men? Zach!

Zach and Victoria get ripped new one’s too bad the joke went completely over Victoria’s head, and Zach…. well he proves what we all know to be true that bullies can dish it, but can’t take it .. especially when someone is taking a shot at their pseudo – homosexuality. ZING!



(by Zingbot 3000)

  • That’s a nice tan, but I’m surprised you get any sun at all considering you how much time you spend in your sister’s shadow (Frankie)
  • This is a house of good looking dudes. There’s not one unattractive man in here. Oh wait, I didn’t see you there, Derrick.
  • What’s cool about doing he gator chop and being unemployed? Nothing (Zach)
  • Caleb – Zinged for how often he seems to end up wearing make-up in the house.
  • Your look is very Duck Dynasty. Too bad your social game is more like Suck Dynasty (Donny)
  • You’re such a nice guy. You haven’t made any enemies this summer, except for maybe Christine’s husband (Cody and by default Christine)
  • Christine – Zinged for something about her tattoos.




POWER OF VETO Zach addresses America from the hammock: “Well, my Big Brother life is about to be over. The veto meeting is in about 10 minutes.Frankie of all people is about to put me on the block, and I’m going to be going home. It really sucks.” but let’s backtrack for a little bit .. Zach admitted to being the “Saboteur” (I don’t even understand the logic behind that one)

Can someone please explain to me what the f*ck Frankie is wearing? A sparkly puffy vest with raggedy ass fur on the hood; looks like a left over from on of Ariana’s tour dancers. I guess it goes with his whack ass veto speech rap

I’m going to take a page from my best friend Zach Attack,

But I’m going to do it better,

Cuz your shit was kind of whack

I love you so much and it would be fun for you to stay,

But if I don’t put you up,

I’m going to look cray cray.

So Zach my friend please go and have a seat

It’s time for you and Julie Chen to finally meet.

11 frankies awful rapZach was put up as the replacement nominee. A couple of things that I noticed all the stuff that happened after the Veto Ceremony, never made it to the broadcast, we didn’t see the evil shit that Frankie was saying to and being Zach’s back, they didn’t show him telling Zach ahead of time that he was going on the block… but then again what do you expect… Producers gotta continue to make Frankie look like an angel

On August 17th, #RenomRule was trending worldwide on Twitter, The hash tag references a Big Brother rule that replacement nominees cannot be told before the veto meeting, so enforcing it would mean Zach couldn’t be nominated. That rule appears to have been enforced during season 12, when Brendon told Britney she’d be nominated and was apparently forced by producers to choose new nominees (Brenden has denied this on his twitter
account).Basically, Frankie went to Zach and told him upfront that he was going to be put on the block to be voted out on Thursday. Zach took it pretty well, all things considered, but Big Brother fans were quick to point out that this violates the Renom Rule and that production should tell Frankie that he now has to choose someone other than Zach to go up and get evicted Fans wanting Zach saved from Frankie’s plans found a perhaps unlikely ally in Ariana Grande and others who speculate Frankie knows that rule and broke it in order to save Zach, which is the kind of revisionist spin we’d expect to hear from Frankie…. it will be interesting to see how this pans out




Frankie used the Power of Veto on Caleb so It’s official Zach is on the block ….. Will he go home ??  It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such an outcry as I have over the last 12hours, I have a feeling they will have to make an official STATEMENT to the viewers soon….or they may scramble to make a way for him to be the come back… if all else fails the can go the to Big Brother contracts, because houseguests are also told that those rules can be “changed, modified or amended … with or without prior notice to me.” There is also a very detailed section in the contract about producers’ ability to change the rules and game at any time, which also says that producers’ decisions are final…. so they can pretty much change the game anytime they feel like (which personally leads credence to what I was saying about “producers favorite” Frankie in last weeks post)

A little birdy on twitter has told people that will be a long endurance competition of the live feeds… this makes me want to do happy, jumpy claps. And today CBS released a wonder preview… which only gets me more excited


EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Zach will be exiting this the Big Brother House this week (I think at this point Zach would even agree), The poll hasn’t been incorrect yet I think that Zach is gonna be sent packing… but he will return like phoenix from the ashes (or at least I hope so and return to the house… giving Frankie a heart attack in the process)week 8

In a vote of 5-0 Zach was evicted from the household. I was SCHOCKED that Donnie voted for him; especially considering earlier this week he was trying to form alliance with him… maybe he realized that the S.S. Donny was a sinking ship and it was time to swim for safer (?) waters

SEE YOU NEVER (referring to Zach’s departure) – Christine

SURPRISE, BITCH(I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME)  Jocasta, Hayden, Nicole and Zach will be playing to see who will return to the house (I think we all knew those 4 players would be competing with one another). Then name of the game is called “Comeback Fight” and the concept is simple. you play in 7 rounds players have to move their disk onto the spinning turntable and the person with the most disks on the turntable at the end of 7 rounds wins the game. In feat that even Madison Montgomery would be proud of …. Nicole won the game (it was a tie between her and Jocasta and she won based on the fact that her disk was closer). Poor Jocasta, she was so excited about the prospect of winning I thought that she was gonna start speaking in tongues again.

While waiting in for the HOH competition Derrick, Frankie, Caleb and Cody are in the rock room talking about the return of Nicole to the game, Derrick is brutal while he’s talking about Nicole and Donny. He vows to put them on the block so Nicole can return the Jury house… once again Derrick tells Victoria that she’s safe this week .It’s amazing to me how they include Victoria in the conversation. I guess since Nicole is back in the house Christine is persona no grata.


Downstairs Nicole is eating in the kitchen and talking about the Jury house, I honestly wish she would shut up because they keep going to fish

10pm CST- They still haven’t played HOH comp

Since Zach is gone, it looks like Frankie will be moving on Cody for cuddles and possible sleep buddy. They are calling themselves Fody, and I’m gonna vomit. This whole time Caleb has been quietly sitting on the read chairs. I’m not sure if he’s catching some z’s, praying or just  nervous about the HOH comp.

10:40ish CST – Jeff pops on the screen. The HOH comp has begun and houseguest were told to wear “athletic wear” so maybe this is the endurance comp that Mike was talking about earlier.

12:01am CST- Cody was announced the winner… FUCK!


  • (Evil) Dick Donato (along with his girlfriend Stephanie Rogness-Fischer) are slated to join the cast of VH1’s Couples Therapy for Season 5(what a f*ckin train wreck!) Guess he needs another 15 minutes of fame
  • Jill and Kevin Rance (Zach’s mom and younger brother) made an appearance on Reality Recaps
  • According to TMZ Edwin Lyda is suing CBS. He claims he invented the system for text message voting and says he holds the patents to that system. He claims CBS jacked his invention and uses it each week on Big Brother. If he really wants to sue someone he needs to head over to Fox (American Idol)…
  • I can’t with Victoria anymore She’s upset and says her scalp is bleeding because she’s not supposed to wear her extensions every day…. duh… then stop wearing them everyday… no one is gonna talk about you because you aren’t wearing your extensions…. you’re extensions are the least of your worries
  • You can tell the house is completely bored because they were sitting around the table talking about giving oral sex to themselves.
  • Rachel Reilly has certainly been making the rounds, she’;s been everywhere talking about Big Brother, but if you missed it don’t fret, she pretty much said the exact same thing she said on last weeks live broadcast…and I can only take so much of her…..her voice annoys the hell out of me.
  • People are yelling over the wall and I honestly think that it’s getting to some of the houseguest more than others
  • Frankie thinks that by nominating Zach he’s making a big move, but he could be sealing his fate for the up coming weeks…
  • Frankie having a freaky conversation in the bathtub to America/Ariana, but kept redoing it so production could get (and use) the best take
  • I didn’t like the atmosphere in the house this week personally I thought that it went a bit beyond game play.
  • Cody putting lotion of his junk while talking to Victoria… thirsty much Cody?
  • This week has put me on the Zach bandwagon,… seems like former BB players are feeling the same (curtsey of AllThingsBB16)
  • I am not following Zach on Twitter and Instagram… man I’m a sucker!
  • During the live show Christine kissed the ring on her hand, was that a message to her husband Tim
  • Who ever is styling Julie Chen needs a raise, he/she is doing an amazing job!
  • Although Zach didn’t come back into the house like I thought he would I thought that he was classy and honest with his interview with Julie Chen
  • Les Moonves challenged Juile to do the Ice Bucket challenge live on air (I think in her introduction she called him everything EXCEPT husband. How can you do an ice bucket challenge with no ice? SERIOUSLY!
  • Frankie’s social media accounts were hacked and his Instagram account was deleted…


I’m excited about what’s gonna happen this week… since the heard is thinning, I’m sure there are some Detonators that are nervous about being put on the block as pawns…. should be fun to watch.. But before I go let me just give a reminder of why I can’t stand Frankie just despicable

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What The F*ck? Week 7 Big Brother (Also known as the week sh*t hit the fan)


juliejocasta.Jocasta was eliminated from the house (by a vote of 6-2), no one made a sound; except for Zach…. naturally with his over zealous clapping (kind of like a seal). So here’s the thing … I get that you’re happy that you weren’t evicted, but don’t be an asshole douche bag fucktard about it, but then again Zach rarely shows that type of decorum, and honestly I don’t think he know how to even spell it… in any case Jocasta is gone, and off to the Jury House; where she can sleep in a comfortable bed alone and in a room with a comfortable temperature… but she doesn’t have to worry about being lonely… it’s double eviction night!

FUN FACT: Ariana Grande was in the audience

MATHCATION Caleb is the new Head of Household . Frankie and Zach were ecstatic… what is the deal with his screaming, clapping, and dancing around did someone forget to give Zach his medication today… he’s beyond hyper and it was beyond annoying; in any case Hayden and Donny were nominated for eviction, so of course there was some jib-jab (it’s a new phrase that I’m trying out… so leave me alone) and some he-said/she-said crap was said. All I know is that if Donny leaves I’m gonna piss myself…

It’s veto competition time and Caleb as Head of Household played along with nominees Donny and Hayden as well as Victoria and Zach… Needless to say even though he started off a bit skiw he kicked ass and was able to save himself from eviction. I know that everyone in his hometown was cheering him on; hell I was screaming so loud I was out of breathe

FUN FACT: Both Nominees wore college T-shirts. Harvard and Wisconsin (Go Wisconsin!!)

Since Donny was able to save himself Caleb had to name a replacement nominee. The plan was for the member of the Detonators/Bomb Squad (seriously assholes pick a name) to blindside Nicole, Hayden and Donny. Due to Donny winning the Power of Veto competition Nicole was placed on the block next to her “boyfriend” . Sitting on the block I don’t remember ever seeing any nominees as nervous as those two were; there were a lot of shaking knees . And with a vote of 5-2 Hayden left the house and joined Jocasta in the jury house. And before the live episode was over you could already hear Nicole and demanding the truth….she knew that it was a set up and that she’d been played; crying and blaming Christine, Frankie and Cody – calling them out in front of everyone, and that pretty much last for the rest of the night


Remember how we were all complaining about how boring big Brother has gotten…..so , much drama….so, so much drama

Poor Nicole she spends more of the night crying about how she can’t trust each other. I can’t find it in my heart to feel bad for her did she forget what show she’s one… people win this cam by being liars and manipulators…while she’s with Christine, Donny comes in and consoles her telling her, “You cant trust anyone” and “They are all gonna turn on each other”… see Donny totally get’s it I think the best part of all of this is Derrick who is sitting back and enjoying the shit show… and not saying a word.

EYECHART The Houseguests have to go up two at a time and read clues from an eye chart and answer the questions.


Nicole and Christine get to work on who they should nominate. They agree to work together despite everything that’s been going on. Frankie comes in to try to do damage control. He admits to working with the other side of the house, but he’s throwing in several lies along the way. He suggests them putting up Cody, Zach, Caleb and Derrick. Nicole isn’t buying his story and Christine is sick of Frankie speaking for her and ruining her game… the entire time this is happening I’m curled up in my chair because I know it’s about to go down…

Frankie goes into the Bee Hive room to spew his lies (so that he can continue to be sage in the house for another week). At this point Frankie will do anything aside from giving a blow job to stay in the house (but things haven’t gotten that dire yet) So since Frankie tried to save his ass Zach feels the need to do a little brown nosing himself. I love how Zach throws EVERYONE under then bus, no he wants to work with Nicole; just like Frankie he knows that he almost went home, and they made him nervous so he needs to stick with the person who has the power. I don’t trust Zach and since he can’t hold water he runs and tells Caleb EVERYTHING that was said to him…who runs and tell Derrick (I swear this is the manliest game of telephone that I’ve ever seen) The four of them are in the bathroom talking and it’s hilarious…Frankie is on everyone’s shit list

Derrick goes to drop a little knowledge on Nicole. They are going to try to throw the BotB competition because everyone wants Frankie to go home and Caleb wants to avenge his lady love (I can’t believe that he’s still stuck on Amber)

NOMINATIONS Christine nominated Donny and Zach while Nicole nominated Caleb and Frankie (who is shocked!) and the other houseguest can hardly contain their glee. Zach is super pissed  and calls Christine and Frankie “Fuckin Liars”…. ladies and gentlemen #Zrankie is over. Frankie follows Zach all around the house trying to get him to talk to him, it’s so annoying and it looks like Zach is gonna hit Frankie.


ARE YOU READYFOR SOME FOOTBALL Was I the only one to notice how super excited Derrick was for this competition? Because it’s CBS and the promote this shit out of their stuff… big-brother-16-wk07-botb-02this competition was one big gigantic promotion for CBS to acquire the rights to air Thursday night football. The winning pair (as well and the winning Head of Household) will leave the Big Brother house for a VIP tailgating experience. There were a couple of things right off the bat that had me miffed (and no I’m not talking about the 4 hour delay of the BotB comp, but rather the sparkly rouge Frankie decided was a good idea and the odd looking Fu Manchu that Caleb created with his eye black.

Poor Caleb, he has the worst game face and refuses to look Frankie in the eye. Frankie tries to talk him out of throwing the competition (uhm… how did he know?) so naturally Caleb mentions Amber. Zach jumps in while Caleb is giving Frankie the business and so he essentially has to go this one all alone. Frankie is officially public enemy #1. Caleb was determined to throw the competition so Frankie would still be an eviction target. Caleb had promised he would actually sit down on the ground during the challenge and not do anything. Christine had no idea that Caleb was gonna throw the competition; like someone was supposed to pull he to the side and tell her (Girl, they are using you, they tell you what you need to know, when you need to know it).


In the beginning Frankie is struggling but he was able to go to-to –toe with Donny/Zach when Frankie pus ahead Caleb get’s nervous, and decides to see if he can do better alone….nope, that didn’t work so Donny comes back to help In the end Frankie was able to win the competition…. And I honestly thought that Frankie was having an orgasm; the screams! “That’s for you Grandpa, That’s for you Ariana, “That’s for you Team Grande!”…Guess he’s lucky the Big Brother Battle of the Block challenge this time apparently didn’t need both team members to participate.So Caleb and Frankie won the Battle of the Block, which pissed off Caleb to no end. Zach and Donny remain as this week’s eviction nominees for now. Christine is now the sole Head of Household since her nominees lost. Christine, Caleb and Frankie will be heading out of the house to the game on Thursday night. Words were exchanged between Zach and Cody with Frankie replying, “I’m a liar, but I’m safe”

Zach totally called Frankie out in front of all the guys for screwing him over. Frankie essentially owned it that he’s a big liar and just got called out for it. Zach admitted that he loves Frankie as a person, but he hates him as a game player because Zach was completely loyal to him and Frankie didn’t respond with that loyalty. Zach even called him out for the lie about the Detonators being started this week. Derrick tried to get them to go behind closed doors to hash it out, but Zach doesn’t care. He has no problem blowing up everyone’s games and exposing everything to everyone, and no one seems to know how to handle it.

THE “SECRET” IS OUT Well Frankie finally came clean about being related to Ariana Grande on Friday. He also told houseguests about his popularity as a YouTube personality. Don’t think that he did it because he wanted to come clean… he told People before he entered into the house. “I don’t think it is something that will win me points with the jury if I blindside them with it at voting night, so I would probably want to slip it in before the jury starts getting evicted.” I know that this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t like Frankie, he’s a shit starter, I say it all the time, but what bother’s me most is how production panders him, after his grandfather died I seriously lost any goodwill I had towards him… I honestly don’t think I’ve hated another houseguest since Aaryn “I talk like a racist, but I’m not one” Gries. After hearing Frankie talk about building schools in Africa, discussing the entire Grande lineage, I finally asked my self was he actually eulogizing his grandfather like production allowed him to do, or was he selling himself to America? So nothing bring me more pleasure (Schadenfreude…. I know) then finally seeing him getting caught up and confronted on his shit.

Frankie, you got some ‘splaing to do

Now you see what was on the live feeds/BBAD and now let me tell you what I think happened (Starts to play conspiracy theory music). Double eviction is a roller coaster, and its very unpredictable, that not even Big Brother production knows what’s gonna happen, and honestly if things had gone a certain way then Frankie could have gone home, so why not invite his sister to the show, naturally Julie took the opportunity to take a selfie with her… wonder if she took photos with the other audience members.. When all the hoopla happened and Frankie’s underhandedness was reveled, and Caleb started talking about how he was gonna sit out and throw the Battle of the Block competition Frankie was called into the Diary Room (and was in there for a long while) and when he came out (like the heaven’s opened  more like the production staff gave him an indication that someone may throw the competition) and he instantly started asking Caleb about whether or not he was gonna throw the competition.. so we are waiting around… for the competition and it’s late…I think The Power Than Be got nervous that their “pet project” Frankie would be going home and so would his followers who are defiantly contributing to the ratings of the show.  And changed the structure of the game so that the competition would be able to be played with one and to players. I also think that production nudged Frankie into telling them him “secret”. Frankie has been hyping this “exciting” news all day.. (who the fuck thought this was exciting new besides Frankie and Production?)BIG BROTHER


Before Frankie got ready to tell everyone he keep saying, “are you ready?” and at first I thought that h was talking to the other house guests but then I got the feeling that he was speaking to production, after preparing himself, and lots of dramatic pauses he told the his secret. He also revealed that he had 1.5 million Twitter followers ( as of this Wednesday 13th he has 707K on Twitter, 817,626 on Instagram , 7,200 on Facebook and 267,930 on YouTube ) now I have to wonder how many of these are new people since he said his twitter, Instagram and YouTube handle at least 6 times., and  I guess if you add those numbers up you could get 1.5 million…. but he specifically said on Twitter  which proves he’s a liar (shocking I know) but then he described himself as a “YouTube star” and “social media mogul.”and I nearly died… social media mogul (I think that might be offensive to people like Ted Turner and Les Moonves)… Bull Shit Frankie…..BULL SHIT!!

Now according the the Big Brother Gossip the announcement was so well coordinated, the CBSTweet twitter page even mentions it at 10:13pm Friday night, Pacific time. That meant production was most likely in on the whole thing. At that very moment, Frankie had already begun his revelation to Derrick, Cody, Caleb, and Zach. Frankie had revealed who he was on the feeds by 10:05pm. Eight minutes later, CBSTweets is posting about something that “may” happen that already has happened. Frankie has told the Houseguests that they can nominate him and evict him because of this information if they have to, but he hopes they don’t. Well, the HGs did nominate him and try to evict him before they knew about this, so I don’t think this information is gonna give you any bit of grace…


I don’t find anything authentic about Frankie… and everything he says I think everything he’s said has been planned, prepared and is all for show. Do I think his secret will help him in the long run….nope. But seriously I wonder if he wins will he ever build those schools in Africa…. which honestly is odd, because he made no mention of this charity/building schools in Africa during his interviews, I also tried to look up the charity that he mentioned, but came up empty (if anyone finds it please forward the link to me). The Organization BuildOn has honored him in the past. And you can click here to donate, because I don’t think Frankie will be able to donate that Big Brother money like he planned.

“Your game is dirtier than a dildo that just came out of my ass” – Frankie J. Grande

Zach is visibly upset after hearing Frankie’s news he’s starts to cry because he thinks that he won’t win America’s favorite houseguest (I actually feel bad for him, he he was never gonna win that title)

TEAM AMERICA received their mission either Work together to convince someone to go on up as a pawn and have them evicted or Have each member of Team America create and name a fake side alliance with the person that they trust the least. considering all the drama that’s going on in the house they both seem a little impossible at the moment. Everyone one trusts Frankie the least so they can’t go and make a side alliance with… doesn’t he already have a  fake side alliance with everyone in the house already? In the end Team America declined to do the mission and honestly I think it might be time to let Team America die.

THE HAVE-NOTS Christine got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and she chose Donny and Zach, aka the two people she nominated and who are on the block. Smart, but mean, though she used the excuse that they have done it the least. They also have “Peanut Butter and Jellyfish” to eat, meaning peanut butter plus fish sticks and fish filets, and honestly, that’s not bad at all… peanut and fish have protein, so they’ll be fine and can totally eliminate slop this week if they chose

CHRISTINE AND HER FLIRTING One thing I often wonder when watching Big Brother is how do spouses and significant others feel/deal with seeing their better half cuddling up to someone else. I get that this is a game, iF1YSykbut while houseguest are doing (what the feel )they need to do to win this game; real life is happening outside the Big Brother House. There has always ben light flirting in the house, but recently I have had to ask my self, “Did Christine forget abut her husband Tim back home, cause some girl has gone way beyond the line…. well I’m glad I’m not the only one; most notably Tim Brecht (the husband) and his father


It’s been said that Tim is no longer watching the live feeds and has taken a hiatus from Twitter for the time being. I honestly hope the strife with her husband is worth it, because Nicole is not gonna win this game.

OTEV (THE PISSED OF PENGUIN) Hawaiian themed and insults (because he’s sweaty and wants a drink)… two of my favorite things in the world, OTEV finally made an appearance this season! bb16-episode-22-07-veto-comp-00One of the higher gods of the Big Brother house appeared in the form of a Penguin with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. “I’m OTEV, the pissed-off penguin!” he declared. OTEV was feeling rather hot; he needed a drink, something that constituted a hilarious pun on the names of absent houseguests. So he ordered a Brittany Sour, a Jocasta-kaze, a Devin & Devin, a Paola Colada, and finally, an Amberita.  Zach wins, and saves himself!! while Donny gives the most depressing voice-over so far this season, “My fate is in the hands of morons”

Derrick decides that Nicole needs to be put on the block when Zach comes down. Caleb makes it sound like Nicole is the biggest liar in the house, telling them she’s working with Christine. They also hand out a veiled threat that if she doesn’t put Nicole up, she’s out next week, now this is significant because Christine promised Nicole that if she lost her Head of Household status that she would not backdoor her.

POWER OF VETO At the veto ceremony, Christine says she is going to take the knife out of her back and return it to its owner knowing it can’t be used again and nominates Nicole. OH HOW I HOPE LIKE HELL NICOLE RETURNS AND GETS RID OF CHRISTINE! Christine is being used hardcore, while she busy playing the part of the villain she’s letting the guys use her to do their dirty work. And when she’s done as much as she can, they are gonna stab her in the back. Christine is living in a house full of dogs , she’s gonna get fleas.. but she’s ignoring the obvious signs Good Luck Girl! Nicole and her whiny voice begins a day or so of non-stop crying…

big-brother-zach-2#Zrankie has gotten back together; well that’s not exactly true, Frankie thinks they are all good, but Zach is only using him to progress in the game and to ultimately evict him net week. Zach is in the mood for sharing he tells Victoria about the alliances (because I think she’s the only one at this point that doesn’t know). To say that she is shocked would be an understatement, and to say that she is hurt would be another one. she doesn’t seem to care about what is going on with other people, but she’s seriously upset about Derrick and the fact that he lied to her, and In she keeps repeating that to Zach…. which leads Zach to wonder if they were ever in an alliance… Victoria keeps denying it, and keeps say, “I feel so stupid”… but Zach pretty much knows.

In order to cover his tracks Derrick tells Nicole spilled the beans to Victoria (way to throw her under the bus) Derrick puts on his detective hat and goes off to investigate after talking with Victoria and Nicole (who tell them that Zach is lying and he was the one who told Victoria) calls for Zach into the HOH room so they can all be on the same page. Derrick must have some mighty fine interrogation skills, because Zach folds and admits that’s he’s a liar; but then tries to turn it on to victoria .. maybe I missed something but I don’t know what the whole point of this was any way, but it was freaking hilarious. Derrick is like a mob boss… he quietly orders people around to do his dirty work, while he sits on the couch rubbing his douche-stach… I’m sure his cop friends are so proud of him.

Nicole isn’t buying that Christine was pressured into sending her home. Victoria and Nicole have a little pow-wow and Nicole laments that she really wanted to see Zing-bot . Nicole starts campaigning around the house, by insisting that Donny secretly has targets and everyone already knows who her targets are. Victoria feels like is Nicole is evicted she and Christine will ne the next ones out of the door. Nicole and Cody feel like Donny is skating by, Nicole is doing her best to stay in the house. Word moves around that Donny wants to send Derrick and Cody home. Derrick has his own reason for keeping Donny in the house (Team America) but since they haven’t ben completing missions that secret alliance is as good as dead, besides he didn’t hesitate trying to backdoor Frankie..

According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Nicole will be exiting this the Big Brother House this week. I tend to agree (and I don’t think the poll has been incorrect yet). But poor Donny I swear every week he’s sitting in that chair, why do people underestimate him, don’t they know that his beard has magical powers?


Caleb, Frankie and Christine got a VIP experience with the Dallas Cowboys…. for some reason I thought that they would be leaving today during the live show. As soon as Caleb finds out that they are seeing the Cowboys the ultimate fan-boying begins. He got to meet Jerry Jones and was completely in awe (and I thought that it was kind of cute) Naturally CBS used this as yet another opportunity to mention Thursday Night Football (because all the commercials that CBS has been shoving down our throats is simply not enough)


EVICTION With a vote of 6-0 Nicole was evicted from the Big Brother house and joins Hayden and Jocasta in the jury house. I will say that I’m shocked that Victoria voted for her…. guess she’s ready to go home… cause I’m pretty sure she’ll be the net one on the block.

DEAD of HOUSEHOLD The Zombie Apocalypse has hit Big Brother. Zombies visited the house appearing in the mirrors and scarring the hell out of Nicole. Frankie’s reaction was priceless, he screamed and grabbed his breasts.The competition was based on information they received overnight.  Caleb was the first one to be eliminated (Chilltown?…. Really!!). Donny , Victoria followed, leaving the Detonators up (so we already have a pretty good idea who two of the nominees are going to be), in the end Frankie of Derrick are the Heads of Household


  • The Big Brother 16 finale date has been announced. Big Brother 16’s finale will be on Wednesday September 24th from 9:30-11:00 PM ET, following the premiere of Survivor. That means that it will be the longest season ever, spanning 97 days. Big Brother 15 was the longest season to date, spanning 90 days. Given the number of houseguests remaining, following this week’s double eviction, a single houseguest could be evicted each Thursday the rest of the way to leave us at the Final 3 on September 18th.
  • From Julie’s not so subtle hinting a houseguest will be returning to the house.
  • Despite the fact that I find his past behavior sickening, I have found more patience for Caleb since Amber’s left the house, and I don’t totally dislike him, or his new hair cut.
  • Jocasta totally throwing her mother under the bus, by blaming her for her game play… hilarious
  • Hayden calling out Frankie and Nicole on their under handedness
  • I want to burn Zach’s ugly sweater and socks
  • I actually like Caleb the Stalker this week
  • It might be time for Derrick to be nominated, after all he;s never been on the block
  • Derrick and Caleb get away from the drama with absolutely no blood on their hands..

I’m excited about what’s gonna happen this week… since the heard is thinning, I’m sure there are some Detonators that are nervous about being put on the block as pawns…. should be fun to watch..

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Until Next Time….

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