What The F*ck? -Big Brother Week 9 (Predictably Boring)

Last week I left off saying that Cody has won Head of Household (although I hadn’t seen the game played) and I’m pretty sure that FUCK! Here’s why Cody has a good social game, but I’m not sure if he would make a big move, because he’s firmly stuck underneath Frankie and Derrick’s arm pits, and we all know where he stands with Christine despite his flirtmance with her… Speaking of flirtmance, Tim had something to say about it.

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I have to say, that I like Tim, despite all the crap that he’s been getting from strangers… I think he’s dealing with it the best that he can…I think it’s fair to say that it’s official I like Tim way more than I like Christine. Remember how this year’s theme was “Twisted Summer”. Well I’m still waiting for this show to live up to it’s theme, what was the who twist the Head of Household and the Battle of the Block?. Please  they need to come up with something better than this… cause it’s BORING! Honestly the past few weeks have been interesting (and slightly disturbing) but now that Zach is gone I’m losing interest in this show fast. I think this Ii s around the time that I stopped watching last year, but thank goodness for Celebrity Big Brother…Gary Busey, God love him, told the house guests that he’s responsible for introduction of Christianity to Istanbul in previous life’ … see that’s the kind of crazy that I need.

So let’s backtrack a little bit …once the celebration was over and Nicole was firmly back in the house the houseguests starting talking about how much it sucks that Nicole is back in the house, because now Donny has a friend in the house, someone he can talk to and confide in; God forbid Donny have someone in the house who doesn’t treat him like a social piranha.

To complete his transformation into a ninja who already has costume and the floor crawling (and eaves dropping) down, now it’s time to work on his moves (and amuse and scare the house guests in the process). He claims that he is a third degree black belt, I’m taking that with a grain of salt, because he also said that he was a song writer too

THEY DON’T CALL ME THE ITALIAN STALLION FOR NO REASON – Cody

BOXING FOR DAYS Finally we get to see the event that so long to play out on the live feeds on Thursday. Frankie is hosting while Derrick, Cody, Christine, Donny, Victoria, Caleb and Nicole are playing. As outgoing HOH Frankie can’t play, and he honestly seems a little peeved by that fact/ The object of the game (played in six rounds) is for house guests to correctly answer what day an event occurred (in the first 50 days) by running to the boxer and punching him until the correct number is light up on the screen. then you have to run and fit the buzzer if you  hear a buzz you are incorrect and you need to try again. Last one  to correctly answer the question is eliminated (no wonder it took so long)

Victoria is so cute, it looks like she’s selecting snacks from a vending machine.  hoh

Nicole is the first to be eliminated, she’s embarrassed because Victoria beat her (heck I would be too) plus now she has to totally depend on Donny to keep her safe. Victoria was the second to be eliminated, Net to fall were: Christine, Caleb, Derrick. Caleb and Donny battle it out for Head of household, but in the end Cody ended up being the victor. Every single time Donny is up against the wall he pulls out ad gives it his all. So it’s official that Nicole and Donny will be going up for eviction this week.

Because Christine did so poorly in the competition Cody, Caleb and Derrick decided she will be the first of the Detonators to leave the house. Now this comes as a surprise to know one, considering for most of the season she has been their pawn. and honestly I think it might be in her best interest to jump ship and move over to Donny’s camp. I hope she doesn’t honestly think that’s she’s gonna be in the Final 2…she won’t even get final four, if she doesn’t start winning competitions and making big moves she’ll be leaving the house very soon. I don’t think there’s enough room in the world for two Big Brother contestants to receive “idiots grace” (I’m talking about Victoria)

Donny and Nicole commiserate together regarding their failure in the Head of Household competition, they already know that they are targets, so they talk openly about it and they talk about who they would eliminate from the game if they had the chance.. it’s pretty sad and depressing, they both look like they have no hope; but no fear because they can get happy while they are looking at Cody’s HOH room (BARF!) Cody receives a letter from him mom (Cody Bear…. how sweet). I will say that his parents have one of the most epic wedding photos I have ever seen; I’m a little tacky so when I see zebra print I start to do jumpy claps. Once again stalker-mode Cowboy rears his ugly head. He comments on how hot Cody’s mom and sister are and Cody’s spidey senses start tingling.. and he get’s uncomfortable. I think that at this point he thinks every single woman is hot… poor kid… he thinks when he leaves the house women are gonna be flocking to him… he couldn’t be further from the truth. The best part was the backhanded complement that Donny throws Cody’s way… Cody catches on, looks a bit stunned them remarks in the dairy room that Donny should watch what he says to Cody because he’s the one in power. First of al Cody is not in power, he’s a little puppet set out to do Frankie and Derrick’s bidding. And at this point Donny can say what he wants, he doesn’t care how Cody takes it, he knows he’s going home… so he gives zero fucks and I couldn’t be more proud.

Nicole goes to the HOH room to go talk to Cody (already Cody is breaking the rules se by Derrick he specifically told them that they shouldn’t be having conversations with Nicole or Donny behind closed doors, they were told to spurn any conversation about game they might bring up), she wants to see where his head is and wants to know the likelihood of her getting evicted. Cody tells her that Donny is his Target. Nicole encourages him to make a big move and get either Caleb or Derrick out of the house. Cody seriously starts thinking about his game and how far he can go with certain people. Later Derrick enters the HOH room, you know just to make sure everything is okay with his puppet and to reiterate that Nicole and Donny need to go up. Cody says he would rather see Christine go than Nicole (wait, does this mean that the flirtmance is over) apparently she’s playing both sides of the alliance (honestly it’s hard not to when there are about 10 different side alliances in this game) and according to Derrick “who ever is the last one left standing that’s who she’s gonna role with”…. let’s be honest Frankie falls into that category as well.

Talk of Derrick’s physical transformation in the house, apparently he went from nerdy dad, husband and cop to hipster day. I’m gonna do something that I normally don’t do on this blog and I’m going to pass on this one… I won’t say a word. Apparently Derrick has initiated the tag #BBJumpstreet .

WE CAN’T HAVE A SHOWMANCE IF IT HAPPENED IN JURY – Nicole

Nicole is tots gushing about Hayden, apparently since leaving the house he’s really going the extra mile to make Nicole feel adored,  she says that he’s the nicest guy ever, and every morning he makes her breakfast… aww,  young love, blossoms when cameras are not around; but she insists that they aren’t together… what she actually says is they aren’t official girlfriend/boyfriend… no one buys it.

Donny finally makes it to the the HOH room to plead his case, but Cody is sleeping and the light is off, and instead of coming at a better time, he simply turns on the light. If Cody is anything like me I get annoyed when woken up and whatever you tells me goes through one ear and out the other, but Donny wants to state his case, he knows that he’s doomed, and tells Cody that he will be following him to jury very soon Donny continues to say,  that “they” have been doing underhanded things, causing drama, blaming things on other people… and by they we all know that Donny means Team America. Although Cody doesn’t trust Donny he knows that he’s speaking the truth.

Outside Donny and Derrick talk about Team America . Derrick admits tat Donny’s a target but it’s in his best interest for Donny to stay in the house (what he meant to say that if you stay it’s better for me because I can get more Team America money). Derrick then does something that I think is reverse psychology by telling him I’ve heard many times that you wanted me out of the game

For a while now Victoria has been complaining about the pain in her wisdom tooth and on Saturday it is assumed (Big Brother will not confirmed, nor was it brought up on the broadcast) that Victoria received medical attention to do her wisdom tooth. Around 11:15 BBT Nicole was in the bathroom with Victoria who was going to the bathroom, Nicole heard a noise got concerned and called out to Victoria, when she didn’t respond she opened up the door and found Victoria near unconscious and sweaty. Nicole called out to Derrick for assistance then the feeds went down, about an hour later the feeds went back up everything seemed normal (no one spoke about the incident). but before 2 p.m., Victoria was back in the house and explained to everyone what happened. According to her, she almost passed out from the pain of her wisdom teeth coming in, but was given an IV and feels better now. Big Brother told Victoria that because of her incident, it is best for her to sit out the Veto competition if she is selected to play, which is definitely a huge hindrance in her game play since she could be put on the block, but it is best for her to take care of her health first and foremost. I hope she feels better; because there is a lot more game that she’s totally not gonna play.

NOMINATIONS As someone on Reddit says, “And the crowd goes mild” … I think that’s an accurate description of the nomination ceremony.

Nicole and Donny were nominated… as well all knew nominationthat… Caleb thinks Donny is going to get Nicole to turn them  on all of them, because Donny is an “evil genius” or he has a mental issue as he said, “you seen Rain Man? you know (Donny is like) people like them”. Caleb reminds us )Thanks a lot Devin) that Donny is military intelligence.

Cody brings up the idea of sending Frankie out of the house if Donny gets on the block. Derrick tells Cody that it’s a “big move” but it’s really not a good idea right now.

HOUSE SWAP Team America has been asked to come up with their own mission, and America will then vote on whether or not it was a success. This might be the dumbest idea yet, if it’s true. Donny mentioned this to Derrick and Frankie, but obviously we’ve had no confirmation on the outside that this is a real mission. He says it must be completed by the PoV ceremony. As soon as Donny heard about it, he suggested that keeping Team America together should be their mission, which is just his 14967_10103340457787662_7316307423802602471_nway of trying to force Derrick and Frankie to keep him this week since he knows he’s the target . Each house guest is playing in tonight’s play. They are as follows: Donny/Devin, Derrick/Jocasta, Victoria/Amber, Frankie/Joey, Nicole/Hayden, Christine/Paola, and Caleb/Brittany. Frankie was all about this play because at the end of the day it’s a way for him to shine…. needless to say it was horrible, but I did enjoy Donny’s impression of Devin. I’m not sure if this was considered a play. I thought that it was completely stupid and apparently America felt the same. But I love how they thought that they were gonna get the money. He got so excited when Julie said “overwhelming” #APPLEPIE #FAIL

 

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THE HAVE-NOTS Frankie got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and Cody chose Nicole (who volunteered) and Donny (Christine pointed him out…), the food this week is Squish Kabobs it consists of : compressed fish meat, clams, and bean curdhavenots (tofu)

OLD YELLER? Reminds be of season 8 when fans paid someone to do a flyover with messages for the house guests …this year people are using a less expensive and less subtle way to get their point across…screaming things over the wall. The house guests were all outside when someone could faintly be heard yelling over a megaphone. The house guests were then called inside for a lock down so that they could not hear whatever was being said. Inside, Caleb asked Cody why he was looking at him all weird. Cody questioned if Caleb had not heard what was just said. Caleb said that he did not hear it and that it sounded like the police. He said that he doesn’t want to talk about it. Caleb then asked if Cody knows something that he doesn’t know. Feeds were cut. A short while later, Caleb went to Derrick and told him that he and Cody had both heard the same thing, that being that Frankie is the saboteur. Derrick asked if Caleb was serious, and then feeds were again cut. Caleb pointed out to Christine and Caleb that whoever yelled that Frankie is the saboteur could have just been huge fans of Donny’s that are hoping that they will flip the script. Christine responded with “exactly”. Feeds were then cut again. Christine pointed out that when they were dealing with things being stolen last week, she was talking with Frankie about the possibility of America choosing tasks for house guests to complete. Christine said that Frankie then said that he would be offended if America didn’t choose him. Caleb began to discuss what made him question that Frankie may have been the one hiding things is that Frankie’s glitter was seen out in the open for two days before it disappeared, yet now you never see it out. Feeds then cut again. Cody said that he is about to go in to the diary room to tell them to lock things down and get people on the outside to prevent fans from yelling things over the wall. Caleb later approached Derrick and said “I don’t know why but that makes so much sense to me”. Feeds were again cut (Thank you BigBrotherDaily for the recap)

Frankie is the Saboteur. The Saboteur is Frankie.
He’s lying to everyone and can’t be trusted.
Christine is hated by America.
Derrick, stop being the fun police. It’s a TV show and you’re not on duty.
Caleb, you’re trusting the wrong people. Frankie will stab you in the back.

POWER OF VETO Caleb is hosting the ceremony , and here we go again with CBS’s promotion…. this time it’s the new show Scorpion , apparently this is a show about geniuses so this should be right up Donny’s alley.veto Once again it’s not an endurance challenge…. I think we’ve only had one this season. Frankie was the first one out of the competition which is shocking because like he said, “he’s good with math”. Cody wins the veto and retains all the power in the house and get’s to see Scorpion before the rest of America.; since Donny and Nicole are Have-Nots (as well as on the block) he picked them to watch with him. They are both happy because they get to eat real food. Nicole is gutted because she knows the veto won’t be used and Donny is resigned to his fate. After watching the competitions and the prize, I realized that absolutely nothing happened in the house and besides the promotion there was so much filler. Derrick is upset that he can’t get a moment to talk to Cody because Frankie and Caleb are sticking close my to Derrick and guarding the HOH door. Despite his feelings, and the information given to him by Derrick, Nicole and Donny (and even the wall screamer) Cody took the easy way out and didn’t use the veto… So it another week of a wasted HOH.

ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE Thee house guests took part of the challenge, because Julie Chen challenged every Big Brother houseguest, which is fine, but personally I think that the current house guests should have been exempt… first of all they are supposed to be sequestered from the outside world… I understand that it’s for a good cause, but come on… they are really running fast and loose with the rules here… they might as well tell Frankie that his social media was hacked and shut down,  and maybe they should tell the house guests about the situation in Ferguson, Mo. or maybe ISIS…

#SAVEDONNY This is the first time (I remember) hours before the Live eviction Frankie has Caleb on board to try and convince the others to Save Donny…what’s going to happen?

Parts 3 and 4 are found here and here. In the end I don’t think that its gonna help much.

EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Donny will be going home, and as much as it pains me I think he’ll be going to jury as well. I hate to say this, but I think that it might be time for Donny to go home. no matter what he does he’s going to be a target. During the conversation that Derrick and Donnie had there was a reference to Donny playing for himself and how that’s a bad thing… this confuses me to no end because every single person in the house is  playing for himself; but it get’s count against Donny. Donny is a lot older than the other house guests and I think that has a lot to do with him being about to relate with everyone, but lately there has been this sort of ostracizing that’s very painful to see. With a vote of 5-0 Donny was evicted from the house and sent to Jury… maybe now that he’s out he can tell the jury members all about Team America…. I’m sure that will defiantly sway how they are gonna vote…especially Zach

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SLOPPY THE SNOWMAN So during the live broadcast America was given the opportunity to vote  using the hastag of #BBHolla or #BBT. the next Head of Household wins $5,000 but has to hear an annoying “Holla” for 5,000 times or wear 5 different, yet annoying t-shirts for the remainder of his or her stay. Those T-shirts remind me when Jen (Season 8) wore those stupid T-shirts the entire time she was there and each one was more annoying than the next. Apparently American voted for the Hollas (which is gonna be hilarious, can you imagine sleeping and hearing, “Holla!”… but then again it’s $5,000 so I could deal with it.

Everyone looks so weird in a winter cabin setting with shorts and athletic gear on. House guest have to fill the water into a snowman to revel a lump of coal, the first house guest to get the lump of coal wins Head of Household for the week. Next to the snowman is an identical, but smaller snowman, the rules are the same, who every fills the smaller snowman first gets the $5,000 as well as the punishment of 5,000 “Hollas”. Once somwone wins HOH the $5,000 is out of play.
Immediately after the live broadcast the live feeds lit up and I continued to watch the HOH competition. All the houseguests are messy, sweating, tired and out of breath, but no matter who wins one thing is for certain they all are gonna sleep well tonight. Victoria decided to get the HOH snowman… and I think we can all agree that she’s not gonna get HOH, but she should have at least made a play for the  money, but since Derrick is pretty much safe no matter who is HOH he’s decided to play for the money.

In the end Derrick won the $5,000 and around 11:20CST Caleb officially won the HOH competition.

NOTABLES

  • The guy yelling over the wall was a friend of “Evil” Dick Donato’s (@BBTooms) He goes on to say, “It’s sad when the most action comes from outside the house, people yelling into the backyard and Frankie;s social media being hacked”
  • BBCanada is now taking applications
  • And since CBS feels like every week they need to promote something. Frankie used the pieces of the game to write out, “My Everything” which is the title of Ariana Grande’s new album, I don’t have a problem with that what I do have a problem with is the fact it stayed on the feeds for several hours. It’s seriously time to take the Jenga game away… give them a Monopoly game or something
  • Donny fans have created a GoFundMe called Dollar for Donny….
  • The house guests did the Ice Bucket challenge and I remained bored
  • Frankie continues to say dumb crap
  • Normally I’m all for what Julie Chen’s outfits, but I don’t know what the hell she was wearing tonight it was a cross between stripper (shoes), business casual (pants), and Hawaiian vacation (top)
  • Messages from home had everyone crying, it was really sweet to see.
  • I’ve been looking at pictures of Christine and Tim and it’s odd, I guess it’s true what they say that people start looking to look alike
  • I feel like when Christine get’s home, she’s gonna get a good lecture from her mother… watching her family watch Christine flirt with Cody was very,very awkward. I do love that Cody’s family knows that flirting with his strategy, but like his sister said, “he needs to back off”
  • Donny said that he was let down by America… I’m sorry about that, but I think that he was always a target because he was so darn likeable.
  • Donny Thompson TV Star? I can totally see it
  • While everyone was shouting “I love you’s” at the end of the broadcast, Frankie too the time to remind us that his sisters album was on iTunes.. ugh
  • Thursday is another live eviction, so it should be interesting

I’m so over this season, and honestly if production wanted to do something that America would approve of besides saving Donny it would be cleaning that darn house, watching the live feeds it’s super frustrating to see people bit cleaning up behind themselves and crap all over. I don’t think that I’ve even see one person wash their sheets… YUCK!

Just to be clear I do not own, nor have I created any of the videos in this post. Videos courtesy of J-Bird, Miss Meow Meow , Big Brother Superfan and Tim Brecht and photos courtesy of CBS. All credit goes to them for their work and watching these idiots on the feed.

Until Next Time….

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What The F*ck?–Summer Reality Special

This is my favorite time of the year when it comes to reality tv… it’s Big Brother…Three months of a group of strangers trapped in a house who “stop being polite and start being real”…. wait!! That’s the wrong show…the tag line should be “People picked by producers, who are plied with alcohol and act like idiots” (no judgments).. On top of that TOWIE is back! So you know that I have opinions…

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I really feel like CBS has been doing the most with promoting this season, after the shit storm that was last year’s season. I think overall my opinions of the houseguest from the very first  show have been spot on… of course you’ve got the group of girls who think they are super cute and gonna come in a manipulate the groups with their looks……doubt it. The you got the over juiced, over pumped guys who think they are God’s gift to women and gonna rule to roost… doubt it…. What I think that nobody thought before was how (for the most part) how seriously bad most of these players are. I’m looking at you Joey and Devin.

As I write this the first eviction of the house guests is looming and I gotta say I’m having mixed feelings. I REALLY like Joey, but she’s has proven to not having a good game play strategy and Paola who when I first heard her voice I wanted her out of the house; but she’s shown that she’s somewhat mentally weak and that might make her a target as a ploy for other houseguests. I will say that if Joey leaves it will be interesting what happens to Team America (Which let me say that I’m shocked that Frankie (Go Home or Go Grande) wasn’t the first pick.

But can we talk about the shit storm that happened last night? (I have live feeds… so beware of spoilers)

It’s clear from the beginning that Caleb has stalker tendencies, this guy has been going around the house talking to anyone who will listen about his one-sided relationship with Amber, I mean seriously this dude is already planning on her meeting his parents… on more than one on occasion he’s mentioned him and Amber are gonna have  a long distance relationship … so it’s beyond clear that he’s this year GinaMarie. He causally mentioned that if Amber rebuked him she would be the next one  out of the door… What The F*ck?! It’s clear that the country boy who claims to be metrosexual *blank stare* is a misogynist freakazoid who needs therapy… and right beside him would be Devin… who let’s be honest is probably the worst player in BB history. They man can’t hold water…

I get that these people have been put in extraordinary situations and emotions run high, but come on brah… you on the verge of tears every damn hour…. that is when you’re not concocting you theories on other house guests. And he’s a damn shit starter…. Last night Devin spoke with Amber her “bad mouthing” Caleb.  Devin made Amber angry and really freaked her out. Later  Frankie and a couple of the girls convince Amber to talk to Caleb and tell him that Devin is making up shit she never said… Amber is upset, Caleb is having a boys pow wow, and Devin… wakes up Donny while he’s sleeping (he loves doing that crap) to cry and to ask for forgiveness

Crazy Train Coming Through….

Devin knows he’s a target and no one really likes him (because he’s crazy as F*ck!)…. Brah it’s time to self evict!!! Seriously Brah…..

But back to Donny for a minute, I love him… he’s my favorite!

I will say that nothing makes my heart happier than watching; this time it’s extra special I get to watch The Only Way is Essex Marbs Sepcial as well… Hulu is taking it’s dear sweet time and I needed to see them NOW! I’m completely caught up …. and I swear I can’t get enough of the bad tans and equally bad plastic surgery…

Before we being Marbella is seriously must be getting the biggest boast in tourism due to this show… I mean come on; I want to go know.

So I’m pretty much gonna be live blogging the next few episodes (guess it’s not really live blogging….but whatever!)

Marbs Special :Episodes 1

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“Let It All Hang Out”

What The F*ck? One of the first thing I’m greeted with was Bobby’s dimples as in a monokini… is that what it’s called… and wait Shut Up!! Is that…. it is OMG! It’s Harry  in a matching white one. I don’t know weather to laugh or cry at the the sheer audacity of these guys. I guess anything goes in Marbs.

Motherhood has really made me like Billie more, she seems more grounded and happier, and although her schedule is probably gonna slow down to due to her impeding birth; but she’s really looking fantastic pregnancy really does suit her (plus seeing her makes me miss her sister)

Last time I wrote about the TOWIE crew the I said that Elliot needed to find a storyline… and boy did he…. his new story line is named Chloe (color me shocked)… I never even thought that they were that close… clearly I was very wrong. But they both seem happy (but she seemed really happy when she was with Mario) with Elliot

Why is Jasmine Still on the show? Seriously what value is she added besides annoying the hell out of viewers…..

So clearly I missed something, I thought that the reason Laruen and Chloe were no longer speaking was because of Mario  but Lauren said something about Chloe talking shit about her behind her back…. whaaa??

Best line of the entire episode, “This is really making me feel less chic, and I don’t like it”…. my thoughts exactly Vas… Despite the frosty greeting between the former best friend Vas has come in and given everyone the business fashion wise…. seriously who wears that to the pool…. he walks in with his white jacket and shorts… with his jacket on his shoulders like a cap…

Why is Gemma always in the middle of something. It’s clear that Gemma enjoys the drama, I have always said that, I have also been on the record saying that Gemma and Bobby have a seriously codependent relationship. It’s hard being very close friends who two people in a relationship, especially when they discuss issues with their partner with you, but Gemma should seriously learn how to say , “I don’t want to know about anything that is going on between the two of you… I don’t want to be apart of it” but of course she didn’t so they are in this weird mess

Once again the ongoing cluster-f*ck that is Fern and Charlie have begun again. This time it’s a Vegas video..  Maybe it’s me and my loose American ways (I haven’t seen the video) but from the description of the video it didn’t seem like that big of a deal. So naturally if there is a video the entire TOWIE crew knows and they have something to say.. did I miss them getting back together? Which means lines will be drawn, shit will be talked behind backs, and Fern will ugly cry…. will this continue for the rest of the season?

I honestly think that Lydia would have taken James back, all he had to do was act right, own up to his mistakes and t a take his head out of his ass… that didn’t happen…   but what did happen was he complemented her on her hair and told her that her boobs looked bigger….*blank stare* so once again he’s gonna get put in the friend-zone

Then we end the episode with the most awkward party in Marbella’s history… (more awkward than Harry’s hair and Bobby’s eye brows put together)

This whole time I was wondering where Mario was…. apparently he’s got his on drama…. wow! And Apparently James too…. what the heck is going on? Remember to Just Say No to Drugs!!

Marbs Special : Episode 2

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“Shit Continues To Hit The Fan”

Harry and Gemma argue with each other… at this point it’s hard to figure out who is telling the truth…What I want to know is who suggested the P.I.? Seriously who does that?

Chloe and Fern get into it… I swear I LIVE for this argument… the word slag was thrown left and right and Fern told Chloe to go eat something.,…This is another example of when a person needs to stay out of it…. it was only last episode that Chloe was telling Fern how great she was… and the next they are arguing and nearly coming to blows…. guess that’s how the cookie crumbles in reality land

Who the hell are these new girls? Robyn and Imogen…. we have enough people on this show taking up space… I hope that they prove themselves entertaining,

A little too late Arg….. go away. I can’t believe that I’m saying this, but I might actually like Lydia… but I swear the very first time her make-up annoys me our tenuous love affair will be over.

WAIT A minute!!! Hold up! Useless Jasmin and Bird Brain Dan slept together? Was this before or after he said he didn’t have feelings for her or think of her as more than a friend…Dan did have a point Jas has been with a lot of people… bus crap so has the entire cast, they all date/ mess around with each other… it’s almost incestual …yuck!

And there we have it folks the first drink throw of the season…. I wonder if producers actually suggest the cast do this..

Holy Cow Gemma…love the nails!!!

Harry…. you slept with you ex, you stupid, stupid boy! Don’t mess this up I actually like Harry and Bobby together I really hope they work it out.. OMG I can’t believe that I nearly teared up at the scene…this is breaking my heart.. BBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

Is that swimsuit apart of the Gemma Collins collection? It’s adorable I actually love it

Seriously from here to Eternity? What in the actually F*ck is happening here?

Let’s take a minute to talk about this Fern and Charlie situation (again”) I don’t doubt that they love each other, but I am am firm believer that just because you love someone doesn’t meant that you need to be with them. He’s cheated on her, she’s cheated on him… they break up and get back together… it’s a really bad cycle…. honestly I think it’s time for them to break it off once and for all and try to gain a little dignity back in their lives. Although their friends might not see their relationship as a joke… the viewers certainly do

Episode 3

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“Life After Marbs”

Billie!

Oh Dear God Debbie is back, is there something in the contract that says that if Lydia comes back to do her wild haired mum? So naturally she’s got the TOWIE mums and of course my favorite Nanny Pat) over for afternoon tea and bit of gossip about their stupid children… when can they get their own special… OMG! This is the first time we’ve seen Harry’s mom…. wow they look alike.
Joan; those have got to be the tackiest ear rings I have ever seen, and that’s a lot because I’m seen all the seasons of TOWIE…. did anyone see the final look that Karen gave Joan… looks like there might be more to be said about their children

Despite my personal feelings about Arg, one thing that I do still love about him is the fact that like me and millions of others he struggles with his weight and like Gemma he’s not afraid to put his struggles out there

How many times do they say literally? …I swear they misuse that darn word

Is this the first time that we are seeing Chloe’s Beauty Bar? I’m digging the décor…. but what is it with people bringing drama to people’s place of business/work….. wait until they are at home or on the street. I just think that it’s bad form.

Wait Charlie has  a business? Charlie’s Delicatessen. I 100% support this.. Seriously. OMG! Corn Beef Sandwiches and Matzo Ball soup…. yummy! Wait their businesses are right across this street … how cute!!

Harry needs to stop being stupid and get back with Bobby…. but damn it Gemma is still at it…. apparently she’s calling Harry’s ex to find out what really happened… *sigh* Seriously girl you need to let this go and let the guys deal with this…

It’s Georgia Birthday…. I might actually have to take back what I said… this might actually be the most awkward party of the season… I think the question is Did Georgia sleep with Dan… personally I think she did (hell I would) plus have we really forgotten that little  thing that her a Jasmin were doing trying to win the affections of Dan…. seriously girls… come on! What exactly is the theme of this party? Cause everywhere I look I see pink , spandex and tacky….

Gemma there is a such thing as Karma… I won’t feel bad when it comes back around… learn to stay out of people’s business..

Oh My God…. I just figured it out…. was the party a Barbie theme? I figured it out after looking at Harry

Dinner of the dueling headbands…..For someone who said thy were gonna stay out of it I’m shocked that he has opened Elliot opened his mouth…Geez! SHUT UP ELLIOT!

Episode 4

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“Bitch Stole My Look”

Life continues to go one in Essex, seems like everyone is recovering from the shit storm that was Georgia’s party.. We are seeing a lot of Fran, but where the heck is Diags? Elliot is doing the cleaning at Chloe’s and he’s in his underwear … where is Chloe’s daughter? Does Elliot make it a point to do the washing up like that when she’s around?

The TOWIE mums seem to have formed an exercise club, where they one again stalk about their stupid children… I see that Joan’s not there… this is an ample time to talk shit about Joan and Gemma… but that didn’t happen… boo!!! But wait Karen and Harry meet up and this shit talking has begun… I knew that it was gonna start… that looks Karen gave Joan said LOTS (in my opinion)

Gemma and Bobby have moved in together again… will they be sharing a bed again… seriously co-dpenedent. And I gotta be honest I totally 100% agree with what Danni’s saying Gemma wants Bobby all to her self; there’s that who co-dependency thing again.

I sitting here thinking as the ITV player is playing a commercial why no one thought to hook Gemma up with someone, surely that would have been a fool proof way to keep her nose out of other  business while getting a little something-something… too late now, the damage has already been done.

Yoga with Vas, Lewis and Lauren…. is something gonna happen between Lewis and Lauren. I think it might be time for her to move on from whatever she still holding on to with Mario…. it’s seriously time to move on!

OMG I love Chloe’s braid…. I don’t have enough hair for a fish tail… but I think it’s really chic

BILLIE!!!

On a guys night it’s reveled that Dan has a new superstar girlfriend and apparently she has no complaints in the bedroom….what a bunch of knuckleheads

Danni and Harry are out about strolling shooting the shit and she mentions the DVD party and Bobby and Gemma’s and she suggest that Harry stop buy to, “go claim your man”… that is the worst idea ever… I can already see Bobby getting upset and Gemma yelling…..

What the hell is this thing with Tom and Grace.. I’m sorry but I just don’t get it

Fish and Chips…. Lewis and Lauren… now that’s a paring that I can totally get behind

Harry’s taking his mom with his for support… seriously I think that’s a good idea. I feel so bad for Bobby he seems just miserable…Oh My God I’m gonna cry again…. every time Harry starts talking and I’m crying… I love how everyone is eavesdropping… but that entire scene was heart breaking…. wow

Well I need to prepare for live eviction tonight on Big Brother… honestly I still don’t know who’s going on

Until Next Time,

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