What The F*ck? -Big Brother Week 9 (Predictably Boring)

Last week I left off saying that Cody has won Head of Household (although I hadn’t seen the game played) and I’m pretty sure that FUCK! Here’s why Cody has a good social game, but I’m not sure if he would make a big move, because he’s firmly stuck underneath Frankie and Derrick’s arm pits, and we all know where he stands with Christine despite his flirtmance with her… Speaking of flirtmance, Tim had something to say about it.

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I have to say, that I like Tim, despite all the crap that he’s been getting from strangers… I think he’s dealing with it the best that he can…I think it’s fair to say that it’s official I like Tim way more than I like Christine. Remember how this year’s theme was “Twisted Summer”. Well I’m still waiting for this show to live up to it’s theme, what was the who twist the Head of Household and the Battle of the Block?. Please  they need to come up with something better than this… cause it’s BORING! Honestly the past few weeks have been interesting (and slightly disturbing) but now that Zach is gone I’m losing interest in this show fast. I think this Ii s around the time that I stopped watching last year, but thank goodness for Celebrity Big Brother…Gary Busey, God love him, told the house guests that he’s responsible for introduction of Christianity to Istanbul in previous life’ … see that’s the kind of crazy that I need.

So let’s backtrack a little bit …once the celebration was over and Nicole was firmly back in the house the houseguests starting talking about how much it sucks that Nicole is back in the house, because now Donny has a friend in the house, someone he can talk to and confide in; God forbid Donny have someone in the house who doesn’t treat him like a social piranha.

To complete his transformation into a ninja who already has costume and the floor crawling (and eaves dropping) down, now it’s time to work on his moves (and amuse and scare the house guests in the process). He claims that he is a third degree black belt, I’m taking that with a grain of salt, because he also said that he was a song writer too

THEY DON’T CALL ME THE ITALIAN STALLION FOR NO REASON – Cody

BOXING FOR DAYS Finally we get to see the event that so long to play out on the live feeds on Thursday. Frankie is hosting while Derrick, Cody, Christine, Donny, Victoria, Caleb and Nicole are playing. As outgoing HOH Frankie can’t play, and he honestly seems a little peeved by that fact/ The object of the game (played in six rounds) is for house guests to correctly answer what day an event occurred (in the first 50 days) by running to the boxer and punching him until the correct number is light up on the screen. then you have to run and fit the buzzer if you  hear a buzz you are incorrect and you need to try again. Last one  to correctly answer the question is eliminated (no wonder it took so long)

Victoria is so cute, it looks like she’s selecting snacks from a vending machine.  hoh

Nicole is the first to be eliminated, she’s embarrassed because Victoria beat her (heck I would be too) plus now she has to totally depend on Donny to keep her safe. Victoria was the second to be eliminated, Net to fall were: Christine, Caleb, Derrick. Caleb and Donny battle it out for Head of household, but in the end Cody ended up being the victor. Every single time Donny is up against the wall he pulls out ad gives it his all. So it’s official that Nicole and Donny will be going up for eviction this week.

Because Christine did so poorly in the competition Cody, Caleb and Derrick decided she will be the first of the Detonators to leave the house. Now this comes as a surprise to know one, considering for most of the season she has been their pawn. and honestly I think it might be in her best interest to jump ship and move over to Donny’s camp. I hope she doesn’t honestly think that’s she’s gonna be in the Final 2…she won’t even get final four, if she doesn’t start winning competitions and making big moves she’ll be leaving the house very soon. I don’t think there’s enough room in the world for two Big Brother contestants to receive “idiots grace” (I’m talking about Victoria)

Donny and Nicole commiserate together regarding their failure in the Head of Household competition, they already know that they are targets, so they talk openly about it and they talk about who they would eliminate from the game if they had the chance.. it’s pretty sad and depressing, they both look like they have no hope; but no fear because they can get happy while they are looking at Cody’s HOH room (BARF!) Cody receives a letter from him mom (Cody Bear…. how sweet). I will say that his parents have one of the most epic wedding photos I have ever seen; I’m a little tacky so when I see zebra print I start to do jumpy claps. Once again stalker-mode Cowboy rears his ugly head. He comments on how hot Cody’s mom and sister are and Cody’s spidey senses start tingling.. and he get’s uncomfortable. I think that at this point he thinks every single woman is hot… poor kid… he thinks when he leaves the house women are gonna be flocking to him… he couldn’t be further from the truth. The best part was the backhanded complement that Donny throws Cody’s way… Cody catches on, looks a bit stunned them remarks in the dairy room that Donny should watch what he says to Cody because he’s the one in power. First of al Cody is not in power, he’s a little puppet set out to do Frankie and Derrick’s bidding. And at this point Donny can say what he wants, he doesn’t care how Cody takes it, he knows he’s going home… so he gives zero fucks and I couldn’t be more proud.

Nicole goes to the HOH room to go talk to Cody (already Cody is breaking the rules se by Derrick he specifically told them that they shouldn’t be having conversations with Nicole or Donny behind closed doors, they were told to spurn any conversation about game they might bring up), she wants to see where his head is and wants to know the likelihood of her getting evicted. Cody tells her that Donny is his Target. Nicole encourages him to make a big move and get either Caleb or Derrick out of the house. Cody seriously starts thinking about his game and how far he can go with certain people. Later Derrick enters the HOH room, you know just to make sure everything is okay with his puppet and to reiterate that Nicole and Donny need to go up. Cody says he would rather see Christine go than Nicole (wait, does this mean that the flirtmance is over) apparently she’s playing both sides of the alliance (honestly it’s hard not to when there are about 10 different side alliances in this game) and according to Derrick “who ever is the last one left standing that’s who she’s gonna role with”…. let’s be honest Frankie falls into that category as well.

Talk of Derrick’s physical transformation in the house, apparently he went from nerdy dad, husband and cop to hipster day. I’m gonna do something that I normally don’t do on this blog and I’m going to pass on this one… I won’t say a word. Apparently Derrick has initiated the tag #BBJumpstreet .

WE CAN’T HAVE A SHOWMANCE IF IT HAPPENED IN JURY – Nicole

Nicole is tots gushing about Hayden, apparently since leaving the house he’s really going the extra mile to make Nicole feel adored,  she says that he’s the nicest guy ever, and every morning he makes her breakfast… aww,  young love, blossoms when cameras are not around; but she insists that they aren’t together… what she actually says is they aren’t official girlfriend/boyfriend… no one buys it.

Donny finally makes it to the the HOH room to plead his case, but Cody is sleeping and the light is off, and instead of coming at a better time, he simply turns on the light. If Cody is anything like me I get annoyed when woken up and whatever you tells me goes through one ear and out the other, but Donny wants to state his case, he knows that he’s doomed, and tells Cody that he will be following him to jury very soon Donny continues to say,  that “they” have been doing underhanded things, causing drama, blaming things on other people… and by they we all know that Donny means Team America. Although Cody doesn’t trust Donny he knows that he’s speaking the truth.

Outside Donny and Derrick talk about Team America . Derrick admits tat Donny’s a target but it’s in his best interest for Donny to stay in the house (what he meant to say that if you stay it’s better for me because I can get more Team America money). Derrick then does something that I think is reverse psychology by telling him I’ve heard many times that you wanted me out of the game

For a while now Victoria has been complaining about the pain in her wisdom tooth and on Saturday it is assumed (Big Brother will not confirmed, nor was it brought up on the broadcast) that Victoria received medical attention to do her wisdom tooth. Around 11:15 BBT Nicole was in the bathroom with Victoria who was going to the bathroom, Nicole heard a noise got concerned and called out to Victoria, when she didn’t respond she opened up the door and found Victoria near unconscious and sweaty. Nicole called out to Derrick for assistance then the feeds went down, about an hour later the feeds went back up everything seemed normal (no one spoke about the incident). but before 2 p.m., Victoria was back in the house and explained to everyone what happened. According to her, she almost passed out from the pain of her wisdom teeth coming in, but was given an IV and feels better now. Big Brother told Victoria that because of her incident, it is best for her to sit out the Veto competition if she is selected to play, which is definitely a huge hindrance in her game play since she could be put on the block, but it is best for her to take care of her health first and foremost. I hope she feels better; because there is a lot more game that she’s totally not gonna play.

NOMINATIONS As someone on Reddit says, “And the crowd goes mild” … I think that’s an accurate description of the nomination ceremony.

Nicole and Donny were nominated… as well all knew nominationthat… Caleb thinks Donny is going to get Nicole to turn them  on all of them, because Donny is an “evil genius” or he has a mental issue as he said, “you seen Rain Man? you know (Donny is like) people like them”. Caleb reminds us )Thanks a lot Devin) that Donny is military intelligence.

Cody brings up the idea of sending Frankie out of the house if Donny gets on the block. Derrick tells Cody that it’s a “big move” but it’s really not a good idea right now.

HOUSE SWAP Team America has been asked to come up with their own mission, and America will then vote on whether or not it was a success. This might be the dumbest idea yet, if it’s true. Donny mentioned this to Derrick and Frankie, but obviously we’ve had no confirmation on the outside that this is a real mission. He says it must be completed by the PoV ceremony. As soon as Donny heard about it, he suggested that keeping Team America together should be their mission, which is just his 14967_10103340457787662_7316307423802602471_nway of trying to force Derrick and Frankie to keep him this week since he knows he’s the target . Each house guest is playing in tonight’s play. They are as follows: Donny/Devin, Derrick/Jocasta, Victoria/Amber, Frankie/Joey, Nicole/Hayden, Christine/Paola, and Caleb/Brittany. Frankie was all about this play because at the end of the day it’s a way for him to shine…. needless to say it was horrible, but I did enjoy Donny’s impression of Devin. I’m not sure if this was considered a play. I thought that it was completely stupid and apparently America felt the same. But I love how they thought that they were gonna get the money. He got so excited when Julie said “overwhelming” #APPLEPIE #FAIL

 

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THE HAVE-NOTS Frankie got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and Cody chose Nicole (who volunteered) and Donny (Christine pointed him out…), the food this week is Squish Kabobs it consists of : compressed fish meat, clams, and bean curdhavenots (tofu)

OLD YELLER? Reminds be of season 8 when fans paid someone to do a flyover with messages for the house guests …this year people are using a less expensive and less subtle way to get their point across…screaming things over the wall. The house guests were all outside when someone could faintly be heard yelling over a megaphone. The house guests were then called inside for a lock down so that they could not hear whatever was being said. Inside, Caleb asked Cody why he was looking at him all weird. Cody questioned if Caleb had not heard what was just said. Caleb said that he did not hear it and that it sounded like the police. He said that he doesn’t want to talk about it. Caleb then asked if Cody knows something that he doesn’t know. Feeds were cut. A short while later, Caleb went to Derrick and told him that he and Cody had both heard the same thing, that being that Frankie is the saboteur. Derrick asked if Caleb was serious, and then feeds were again cut. Caleb pointed out to Christine and Caleb that whoever yelled that Frankie is the saboteur could have just been huge fans of Donny’s that are hoping that they will flip the script. Christine responded with “exactly”. Feeds were then cut again. Christine pointed out that when they were dealing with things being stolen last week, she was talking with Frankie about the possibility of America choosing tasks for house guests to complete. Christine said that Frankie then said that he would be offended if America didn’t choose him. Caleb began to discuss what made him question that Frankie may have been the one hiding things is that Frankie’s glitter was seen out in the open for two days before it disappeared, yet now you never see it out. Feeds then cut again. Cody said that he is about to go in to the diary room to tell them to lock things down and get people on the outside to prevent fans from yelling things over the wall. Caleb later approached Derrick and said “I don’t know why but that makes so much sense to me”. Feeds were again cut (Thank you BigBrotherDaily for the recap)

Frankie is the Saboteur. The Saboteur is Frankie.
He’s lying to everyone and can’t be trusted.
Christine is hated by America.
Derrick, stop being the fun police. It’s a TV show and you’re not on duty.
Caleb, you’re trusting the wrong people. Frankie will stab you in the back.

POWER OF VETO Caleb is hosting the ceremony , and here we go again with CBS’s promotion…. this time it’s the new show Scorpion , apparently this is a show about geniuses so this should be right up Donny’s alley.veto Once again it’s not an endurance challenge…. I think we’ve only had one this season. Frankie was the first one out of the competition which is shocking because like he said, “he’s good with math”. Cody wins the veto and retains all the power in the house and get’s to see Scorpion before the rest of America.; since Donny and Nicole are Have-Nots (as well as on the block) he picked them to watch with him. They are both happy because they get to eat real food. Nicole is gutted because she knows the veto won’t be used and Donny is resigned to his fate. After watching the competitions and the prize, I realized that absolutely nothing happened in the house and besides the promotion there was so much filler. Derrick is upset that he can’t get a moment to talk to Cody because Frankie and Caleb are sticking close my to Derrick and guarding the HOH door. Despite his feelings, and the information given to him by Derrick, Nicole and Donny (and even the wall screamer) Cody took the easy way out and didn’t use the veto… So it another week of a wasted HOH.

ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE Thee house guests took part of the challenge, because Julie Chen challenged every Big Brother houseguest, which is fine, but personally I think that the current house guests should have been exempt… first of all they are supposed to be sequestered from the outside world… I understand that it’s for a good cause, but come on… they are really running fast and loose with the rules here… they might as well tell Frankie that his social media was hacked and shut down,  and maybe they should tell the house guests about the situation in Ferguson, Mo. or maybe ISIS…

#SAVEDONNY This is the first time (I remember) hours before the Live eviction Frankie has Caleb on board to try and convince the others to Save Donny…what’s going to happen?

Parts 3 and 4 are found here and here. In the end I don’t think that its gonna help much.

EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Donny will be going home, and as much as it pains me I think he’ll be going to jury as well. I hate to say this, but I think that it might be time for Donny to go home. no matter what he does he’s going to be a target. During the conversation that Derrick and Donnie had there was a reference to Donny playing for himself and how that’s a bad thing… this confuses me to no end because every single person in the house is  playing for himself; but it get’s count against Donny. Donny is a lot older than the other house guests and I think that has a lot to do with him being about to relate with everyone, but lately there has been this sort of ostracizing that’s very painful to see. With a vote of 5-0 Donny was evicted from the house and sent to Jury… maybe now that he’s out he can tell the jury members all about Team America…. I’m sure that will defiantly sway how they are gonna vote…especially Zach

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SLOPPY THE SNOWMAN So during the live broadcast America was given the opportunity to vote  using the hastag of #BBHolla or #BBT. the next Head of Household wins $5,000 but has to hear an annoying “Holla” for 5,000 times or wear 5 different, yet annoying t-shirts for the remainder of his or her stay. Those T-shirts remind me when Jen (Season 8) wore those stupid T-shirts the entire time she was there and each one was more annoying than the next. Apparently American voted for the Hollas (which is gonna be hilarious, can you imagine sleeping and hearing, “Holla!”… but then again it’s $5,000 so I could deal with it.

Everyone looks so weird in a winter cabin setting with shorts and athletic gear on. House guest have to fill the water into a snowman to revel a lump of coal, the first house guest to get the lump of coal wins Head of Household for the week. Next to the snowman is an identical, but smaller snowman, the rules are the same, who every fills the smaller snowman first gets the $5,000 as well as the punishment of 5,000 “Hollas”. Once somwone wins HOH the $5,000 is out of play.
Immediately after the live broadcast the live feeds lit up and I continued to watch the HOH competition. All the houseguests are messy, sweating, tired and out of breath, but no matter who wins one thing is for certain they all are gonna sleep well tonight. Victoria decided to get the HOH snowman… and I think we can all agree that she’s not gonna get HOH, but she should have at least made a play for the  money, but since Derrick is pretty much safe no matter who is HOH he’s decided to play for the money.

In the end Derrick won the $5,000 and around 11:20CST Caleb officially won the HOH competition.

NOTABLES

  • The guy yelling over the wall was a friend of “Evil” Dick Donato’s (@BBTooms) He goes on to say, “It’s sad when the most action comes from outside the house, people yelling into the backyard and Frankie;s social media being hacked”
  • BBCanada is now taking applications
  • And since CBS feels like every week they need to promote something. Frankie used the pieces of the game to write out, “My Everything” which is the title of Ariana Grande’s new album, I don’t have a problem with that what I do have a problem with is the fact it stayed on the feeds for several hours. It’s seriously time to take the Jenga game away… give them a Monopoly game or something
  • Donny fans have created a GoFundMe called Dollar for Donny….
  • The house guests did the Ice Bucket challenge and I remained bored
  • Frankie continues to say dumb crap
  • Normally I’m all for what Julie Chen’s outfits, but I don’t know what the hell she was wearing tonight it was a cross between stripper (shoes), business casual (pants), and Hawaiian vacation (top)
  • Messages from home had everyone crying, it was really sweet to see.
  • I’ve been looking at pictures of Christine and Tim and it’s odd, I guess it’s true what they say that people start looking to look alike
  • I feel like when Christine get’s home, she’s gonna get a good lecture from her mother… watching her family watch Christine flirt with Cody was very,very awkward. I do love that Cody’s family knows that flirting with his strategy, but like his sister said, “he needs to back off”
  • Donny said that he was let down by America… I’m sorry about that, but I think that he was always a target because he was so darn likeable.
  • Donny Thompson TV Star? I can totally see it
  • While everyone was shouting “I love you’s” at the end of the broadcast, Frankie too the time to remind us that his sisters album was on iTunes.. ugh
  • Thursday is another live eviction, so it should be interesting

I’m so over this season, and honestly if production wanted to do something that America would approve of besides saving Donny it would be cleaning that darn house, watching the live feeds it’s super frustrating to see people bit cleaning up behind themselves and crap all over. I don’t think that I’ve even see one person wash their sheets… YUCK!

Just to be clear I do not own, nor have I created any of the videos in this post. Videos courtesy of J-Bird, Miss Meow Meow , Big Brother Superfan and Tim Brecht and photos courtesy of CBS. All credit goes to them for their work and watching these idiots on the feed.

Until Next Time….

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What The F*ck? Week 7 Big Brother (Also known as the week sh*t hit the fan)

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juliejocasta.Jocasta was eliminated from the house (by a vote of 6-2), no one made a sound; except for Zach…. naturally with his over zealous clapping (kind of like a seal). So here’s the thing … I get that you’re happy that you weren’t evicted, but don’t be an asshole douche bag fucktard about it, but then again Zach rarely shows that type of decorum, and honestly I don’t think he know how to even spell it… in any case Jocasta is gone, and off to the Jury House; where she can sleep in a comfortable bed alone and in a room with a comfortable temperature… but she doesn’t have to worry about being lonely… it’s double eviction night!

FUN FACT: Ariana Grande was in the audience

MATHCATION Caleb is the new Head of Household . Frankie and Zach were ecstatic… what is the deal with his screaming, clapping, and dancing around did someone forget to give Zach his medication today… he’s beyond hyper and it was beyond annoying; in any case Hayden and Donny were nominated for eviction, so of course there was some jib-jab (it’s a new phrase that I’m trying out… so leave me alone) and some he-said/she-said crap was said. All I know is that if Donny leaves I’m gonna piss myself…

It’s veto competition time and Caleb as Head of Household played along with nominees Donny and Hayden as well as Victoria and Zach… Needless to say even though he started off a bit skiw he kicked ass and was able to save himself from eviction. I know that everyone in his hometown was cheering him on; hell I was screaming so loud I was out of breathe

FUN FACT: Both Nominees wore college T-shirts. Harvard and Wisconsin (Go Wisconsin!!)

Since Donny was able to save himself Caleb had to name a replacement nominee. The plan was for the member of the Detonators/Bomb Squad (seriously assholes pick a name) to blindside Nicole, Hayden and Donny. Due to Donny winning the Power of Veto competition Nicole was placed on the block next to her “boyfriend” . Sitting on the block I don’t remember ever seeing any nominees as nervous as those two were; there were a lot of shaking knees . And with a vote of 5-2 Hayden left the house and joined Jocasta in the jury house. And before the live episode was over you could already hear Nicole and demanding the truth….she knew that it was a set up and that she’d been played; crying and blaming Christine, Frankie and Cody – calling them out in front of everyone, and that pretty much last for the rest of the night

 

Remember how we were all complaining about how boring big Brother has gotten…..so , much drama….so, so much drama

Poor Nicole she spends more of the night crying about how she can’t trust each other. I can’t find it in my heart to feel bad for her did she forget what show she’s one… people win this cam by being liars and manipulators…while she’s with Christine, Donny comes in and consoles her telling her, “You cant trust anyone” and “They are all gonna turn on each other”… see Donny totally get’s it I think the best part of all of this is Derrick who is sitting back and enjoying the shit show… and not saying a word.

EYECHART The Houseguests have to go up two at a time and read clues from an eye chart and answer the questions.

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Nicole and Christine get to work on who they should nominate. They agree to work together despite everything that’s been going on. Frankie comes in to try to do damage control. He admits to working with the other side of the house, but he’s throwing in several lies along the way. He suggests them putting up Cody, Zach, Caleb and Derrick. Nicole isn’t buying his story and Christine is sick of Frankie speaking for her and ruining her game… the entire time this is happening I’m curled up in my chair because I know it’s about to go down…

Frankie goes into the Bee Hive room to spew his lies (so that he can continue to be sage in the house for another week). At this point Frankie will do anything aside from giving a blow job to stay in the house (but things haven’t gotten that dire yet) So since Frankie tried to save his ass Zach feels the need to do a little brown nosing himself. I love how Zach throws EVERYONE under then bus, no he wants to work with Nicole; just like Frankie he knows that he almost went home, and they made him nervous so he needs to stick with the person who has the power. I don’t trust Zach and since he can’t hold water he runs and tells Caleb EVERYTHING that was said to him…who runs and tell Derrick (I swear this is the manliest game of telephone that I’ve ever seen) The four of them are in the bathroom talking and it’s hilarious…Frankie is on everyone’s shit list

Derrick goes to drop a little knowledge on Nicole. They are going to try to throw the BotB competition because everyone wants Frankie to go home and Caleb wants to avenge his lady love (I can’t believe that he’s still stuck on Amber)

NOMINATIONS Christine nominated Donny and Zach while Nicole nominated Caleb and Frankie (who is shocked!) and the other houseguest can hardly contain their glee. Zach is super pissed  and calls Christine and Frankie “Fuckin Liars”…. ladies and gentlemen #Zrankie is over. Frankie follows Zach all around the house trying to get him to talk to him, it’s so annoying and it looks like Zach is gonna hit Frankie.

THE MOST DRAMTIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCK EVER! – Big Brother

ARE YOU READYFOR SOME FOOTBALL Was I the only one to notice how super excited Derrick was for this competition? Because it’s CBS and the promote this shit out of their stuff… big-brother-16-wk07-botb-02this competition was one big gigantic promotion for CBS to acquire the rights to air Thursday night football. The winning pair (as well and the winning Head of Household) will leave the Big Brother house for a VIP tailgating experience. There were a couple of things right off the bat that had me miffed (and no I’m not talking about the 4 hour delay of the BotB comp, but rather the sparkly rouge Frankie decided was a good idea and the odd looking Fu Manchu that Caleb created with his eye black.

Poor Caleb, he has the worst game face and refuses to look Frankie in the eye. Frankie tries to talk him out of throwing the competition (uhm… how did he know?) so naturally Caleb mentions Amber. Zach jumps in while Caleb is giving Frankie the business and so he essentially has to go this one all alone. Frankie is officially public enemy #1. Caleb was determined to throw the competition so Frankie would still be an eviction target. Caleb had promised he would actually sit down on the ground during the challenge and not do anything. Christine had no idea that Caleb was gonna throw the competition; like someone was supposed to pull he to the side and tell her (Girl, they are using you, they tell you what you need to know, when you need to know it).

THAT’S WHY I BEAST-MODE COWBOY, THEY DON’T CALL ME THAT FOR NOTHING – Caleb

In the beginning Frankie is struggling but he was able to go to-to –toe with Donny/Zach when Frankie pus ahead Caleb get’s nervous, and decides to see if he can do better alone….nope, that didn’t work so Donny comes back to help In the end Frankie was able to win the competition…. And I honestly thought that Frankie was having an orgasm; the screams! “That’s for you Grandpa, That’s for you Ariana, “That’s for you Team Grande!”…Guess he’s lucky the Big Brother Battle of the Block challenge this time apparently didn’t need both team members to participate.So Caleb and Frankie won the Battle of the Block, which pissed off Caleb to no end. Zach and Donny remain as this week’s eviction nominees for now. Christine is now the sole Head of Household since her nominees lost. Christine, Caleb and Frankie will be heading out of the house to the game on Thursday night. Words were exchanged between Zach and Cody with Frankie replying, “I’m a liar, but I’m safe”

Zach totally called Frankie out in front of all the guys for screwing him over. Frankie essentially owned it that he’s a big liar and just got called out for it. Zach admitted that he loves Frankie as a person, but he hates him as a game player because Zach was completely loyal to him and Frankie didn’t respond with that loyalty. Zach even called him out for the lie about the Detonators being started this week. Derrick tried to get them to go behind closed doors to hash it out, but Zach doesn’t care. He has no problem blowing up everyone’s games and exposing everything to everyone, and no one seems to know how to handle it.

THE “SECRET” IS OUT Well Frankie finally came clean about being related to Ariana Grande on Friday. He also told houseguests about his popularity as a YouTube personality. Don’t think that he did it because he wanted to come clean… he told People before he entered into the house. “I don’t think it is something that will win me points with the jury if I blindside them with it at voting night, so I would probably want to slip it in before the jury starts getting evicted.” I know that this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t like Frankie, he’s a shit starter, I say it all the time, but what bother’s me most is how production panders him, after his grandfather died I seriously lost any goodwill I had towards him… I honestly don’t think I’ve hated another houseguest since Aaryn “I talk like a racist, but I’m not one” Gries. After hearing Frankie talk about building schools in Africa, discussing the entire Grande lineage, I finally asked my self was he actually eulogizing his grandfather like production allowed him to do, or was he selling himself to America? So nothing bring me more pleasure (Schadenfreude…. I know) then finally seeing him getting caught up and confronted on his shit.

Frankie, you got some ‘splaing to do

Now you see what was on the live feeds/BBAD and now let me tell you what I think happened (Starts to play conspiracy theory music). Double eviction is a roller coaster, and its very unpredictable, that not even Big Brother production knows what’s gonna happen, and honestly if things had gone a certain way then Frankie could have gone home, so why not invite his sister to the show, naturally Julie took the opportunity to take a selfie with her… wonder if she took photos with the other audience members.. When all the hoopla happened and Frankie’s underhandedness was reveled, and Caleb started talking about how he was gonna sit out and throw the Battle of the Block competition Frankie was called into the Diary Room (and was in there for a long while) and when he came out (like the heaven’s opened  more like the production staff gave him an indication that someone may throw the competition) and he instantly started asking Caleb about whether or not he was gonna throw the competition.. so we are waiting around… for the competition and it’s late…I think The Power Than Be got nervous that their “pet project” Frankie would be going home and so would his followers who are defiantly contributing to the ratings of the show.  And changed the structure of the game so that the competition would be able to be played with one and to players. I also think that production nudged Frankie into telling them him “secret”. Frankie has been hyping this “exciting” news all day.. (who the fuck thought this was exciting new besides Frankie and Production?)BIG BROTHER

I THOUGHT THAT ARI WAS A DUDE – Derrick

Before Frankie got ready to tell everyone he keep saying, “are you ready?” and at first I thought that h was talking to the other house guests but then I got the feeling that he was speaking to production, after preparing himself, and lots of dramatic pauses he told the his secret. He also revealed that he had 1.5 million Twitter followers ( as of this Wednesday 13th he has 707K on Twitter, 817,626 on Instagram , 7,200 on Facebook and 267,930 on YouTube ) now I have to wonder how many of these are new people since he said his twitter, Instagram and YouTube handle at least 6 times., and  I guess if you add those numbers up you could get 1.5 million…. but he specifically said on Twitter  which proves he’s a liar (shocking I know) but then he described himself as a “YouTube star” and “social media mogul.”and I nearly died… social media mogul (I think that might be offensive to people like Ted Turner and Les Moonves)… Bull Shit Frankie…..BULL SHIT!!

Now according the the Big Brother Gossip the announcement was so well coordinated, the CBSTweet twitter page even mentions it at 10:13pm Friday night, Pacific time. That meant production was most likely in on the whole thing. At that very moment, Frankie had already begun his revelation to Derrick, Cody, Caleb, and Zach. Frankie had revealed who he was on the feeds by 10:05pm. Eight minutes later, CBSTweets is posting about something that “may” happen that already has happened. Frankie has told the Houseguests that they can nominate him and evict him because of this information if they have to, but he hopes they don’t. Well, the HGs did nominate him and try to evict him before they knew about this, so I don’t think this information is gonna give you any bit of grace…

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I don’t find anything authentic about Frankie… and everything he says I think everything he’s said has been planned, prepared and is all for show. Do I think his secret will help him in the long run….nope. But seriously I wonder if he wins will he ever build those schools in Africa…. which honestly is odd, because he made no mention of this charity/building schools in Africa during his interviews, I also tried to look up the charity that he mentioned, but came up empty (if anyone finds it please forward the link to me). The Organization BuildOn has honored him in the past. And you can click here to donate, because I don’t think Frankie will be able to donate that Big Brother money like he planned.

“Your game is dirtier than a dildo that just came out of my ass” – Frankie J. Grande

Zach is visibly upset after hearing Frankie’s news he’s starts to cry because he thinks that he won’t win America’s favorite houseguest (I actually feel bad for him, he he was never gonna win that title)

TEAM AMERICA received their mission either Work together to convince someone to go on up as a pawn and have them evicted or Have each member of Team America create and name a fake side alliance with the person that they trust the least. considering all the drama that’s going on in the house they both seem a little impossible at the moment. Everyone one trusts Frankie the least so they can’t go and make a side alliance with… doesn’t he already have a  fake side alliance with everyone in the house already? In the end Team America declined to do the mission and honestly I think it might be time to let Team America die.

THE HAVE-NOTS Christine got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and she chose Donny and Zach, aka the two people she nominated and who are on the block. Smart, but mean, though she used the excuse that they have done it the least. They also have “Peanut Butter and Jellyfish” to eat, meaning peanut butter plus fish sticks and fish filets, and honestly, that’s not bad at all… peanut and fish have protein, so they’ll be fine and can totally eliminate slop this week if they chose

CHRISTINE AND HER FLIRTING One thing I often wonder when watching Big Brother is how do spouses and significant others feel/deal with seeing their better half cuddling up to someone else. I get that this is a game, iF1YSykbut while houseguest are doing (what the feel )they need to do to win this game; real life is happening outside the Big Brother House. There has always ben light flirting in the house, but recently I have had to ask my self, “Did Christine forget abut her husband Tim back home, cause some girl has gone way beyond the line…. well I’m glad I’m not the only one; most notably Tim Brecht (the husband) and his father

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It’s been said that Tim is no longer watching the live feeds and has taken a hiatus from Twitter for the time being. I honestly hope the strife with her husband is worth it, because Nicole is not gonna win this game.

OTEV (THE PISSED OF PENGUIN) Hawaiian themed and insults (because he’s sweaty and wants a drink)… two of my favorite things in the world, OTEV finally made an appearance this season! bb16-episode-22-07-veto-comp-00One of the higher gods of the Big Brother house appeared in the form of a Penguin with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. “I’m OTEV, the pissed-off penguin!” he declared. OTEV was feeling rather hot; he needed a drink, something that constituted a hilarious pun on the names of absent houseguests. So he ordered a Brittany Sour, a Jocasta-kaze, a Devin & Devin, a Paola Colada, and finally, an Amberita.  Zach wins, and saves himself!! while Donny gives the most depressing voice-over so far this season, “My fate is in the hands of morons”

Derrick decides that Nicole needs to be put on the block when Zach comes down. Caleb makes it sound like Nicole is the biggest liar in the house, telling them she’s working with Christine. They also hand out a veiled threat that if she doesn’t put Nicole up, she’s out next week, now this is significant because Christine promised Nicole that if she lost her Head of Household status that she would not backdoor her.

POWER OF VETO At the veto ceremony, Christine says she is going to take the knife out of her back and return it to its owner knowing it can’t be used again and nominates Nicole. OH HOW I HOPE LIKE HELL NICOLE RETURNS AND GETS RID OF CHRISTINE! Christine is being used hardcore, while she busy playing the part of the villain she’s letting the guys use her to do their dirty work. And when she’s done as much as she can, they are gonna stab her in the back. Christine is living in a house full of dogs , she’s gonna get fleas.. but she’s ignoring the obvious signs Good Luck Girl! Nicole and her whiny voice begins a day or so of non-stop crying…

big-brother-zach-2#Zrankie has gotten back together; well that’s not exactly true, Frankie thinks they are all good, but Zach is only using him to progress in the game and to ultimately evict him net week. Zach is in the mood for sharing he tells Victoria about the alliances (because I think she’s the only one at this point that doesn’t know). To say that she is shocked would be an understatement, and to say that she is hurt would be another one. she doesn’t seem to care about what is going on with other people, but she’s seriously upset about Derrick and the fact that he lied to her, and In she keeps repeating that to Zach…. which leads Zach to wonder if they were ever in an alliance… Victoria keeps denying it, and keeps say, “I feel so stupid”… but Zach pretty much knows.

In order to cover his tracks Derrick tells Nicole spilled the beans to Victoria (way to throw her under the bus) Derrick puts on his detective hat and goes off to investigate after talking with Victoria and Nicole (who tell them that Zach is lying and he was the one who told Victoria) calls for Zach into the HOH room so they can all be on the same page. Derrick must have some mighty fine interrogation skills, because Zach folds and admits that’s he’s a liar; but then tries to turn it on to victoria .. maybe I missed something but I don’t know what the whole point of this was any way, but it was freaking hilarious. Derrick is like a mob boss… he quietly orders people around to do his dirty work, while he sits on the couch rubbing his douche-stach… I’m sure his cop friends are so proud of him.

Nicole isn’t buying that Christine was pressured into sending her home. Victoria and Nicole have a little pow-wow and Nicole laments that she really wanted to see Zing-bot . Nicole starts campaigning around the house, by insisting that Donny secretly has targets and everyone already knows who her targets are. Victoria feels like is Nicole is evicted she and Christine will ne the next ones out of the door. Nicole and Cody feel like Donny is skating by, Nicole is doing her best to stay in the house. Word moves around that Donny wants to send Derrick and Cody home. Derrick has his own reason for keeping Donny in the house (Team America) but since they haven’t ben completing missions that secret alliance is as good as dead, besides he didn’t hesitate trying to backdoor Frankie..

According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Nicole will be exiting this the Big Brother House this week. I tend to agree (and I don’t think the poll has been incorrect yet). But poor Donny I swear every week he’s sitting in that chair, why do people underestimate him, don’t they know that his beard has magical powers?

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Caleb, Frankie and Christine got a VIP experience with the Dallas Cowboys…. for some reason I thought that they would be leaving today during the live show. As soon as Caleb finds out that they are seeing the Cowboys the ultimate fan-boying begins. He got to meet Jerry Jones and was completely in awe (and I thought that it was kind of cute) Naturally CBS used this as yet another opportunity to mention Thursday Night Football (because all the commercials that CBS has been shoving down our throats is simply not enough)

OH MY GOD, I LOVE COUNTRY FOLK – Frankie

EVICTION With a vote of 6-0 Nicole was evicted from the Big Brother house and joins Hayden and Jocasta in the jury house. I will say that I’m shocked that Victoria voted for her…. guess she’s ready to go home… cause I’m pretty sure she’ll be the net one on the block.

DEAD of HOUSEHOLD The Zombie Apocalypse has hit Big Brother. Zombies visited the house appearing in the mirrors and scarring the hell out of Nicole. Frankie’s reaction was priceless, he screamed and grabbed his breasts.The competition was based on information they received overnight.  Caleb was the first one to be eliminated (Chilltown?…. Really!!). Donny , Victoria followed, leaving the Detonators up (so we already have a pretty good idea who two of the nominees are going to be), in the end Frankie of Derrick are the Heads of Household

NOTABLES

  • The Big Brother 16 finale date has been announced. Big Brother 16’s finale will be on Wednesday September 24th from 9:30-11:00 PM ET, following the premiere of Survivor. That means that it will be the longest season ever, spanning 97 days. Big Brother 15 was the longest season to date, spanning 90 days. Given the number of houseguests remaining, following this week’s double eviction, a single houseguest could be evicted each Thursday the rest of the way to leave us at the Final 3 on September 18th.
  • From Julie’s not so subtle hinting a houseguest will be returning to the house.
  • Despite the fact that I find his past behavior sickening, I have found more patience for Caleb since Amber’s left the house, and I don’t totally dislike him, or his new hair cut.
  • Jocasta totally throwing her mother under the bus, by blaming her for her game play… hilarious
  • Hayden calling out Frankie and Nicole on their under handedness
  • I want to burn Zach’s ugly sweater and socks
  • I actually like Caleb the Stalker this week
  • It might be time for Derrick to be nominated, after all he;s never been on the block
  • Derrick and Caleb get away from the drama with absolutely no blood on their hands..

I’m excited about what’s gonna happen this week… since the heard is thinning, I’m sure there are some Detonators that are nervous about being put on the block as pawns…. should be fun to watch..

Videos courtesy of J-Bird and photos courtesy of CBS

Until Next Time….

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What The F*ck? – Big Brother Week 5

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It’s only week 5? Honestly I feel like I’ve bee watching this show forever, one thing is for certain… things are become boring and monotonous. Guess when all the girls are gone ( because that seems to be the trend this season) I will say that Amber will be the last girl to walk out of the house. I will probably come back and watch then… who knows at this point I go from loving and hating (not as much as I hated last season) it. At the end of Sunday’s broadcast we knew that Frankie and Zach were Heads of Household. (This might be jumbled and all over the place, I apologize for that)

Caleb has tried everything he possibly could to win over Amber this season on Big Brother 16. He has sweet talked her, defended her, went on the block to save her, and even ate a pickle! the pickle date with Amber. Caleb says that he doesn’t like pickles… but he’ll swallow his pride and a pickle if that means Amber will go on a date with him. Says yes…. thinking that he won’t do it… but he does and he plans to collect… fast forward to the most awkward faux date I’ve ever witnessed. Caleb is seriously selling himself hard and Amber looks like she’s doing he very best not to laugh in his face. And as odd as it sounds I feel bad for both of them (for totally different reasons).

Amber’s  name has  floating around the house a for possible eviction. Zach got a little bit of power and Christine told her about the conversation with Amber saying that she was tired of the boys targeting the girls… and when she had the chance she was gonna go after him. He asks Caleb to “reign his woman in” Caleb goes on about how Amber needs to get her stuff together and appreciate the fact that he’s been saving her butt this entire game.

Side Alliances – Cody and Derrick have formed s side alliance called themselves the hit man… This is the part that gets me… they actually have to go into the HOH room do have a pow-wow about what to name themselves… what happened to the days when you pulled someone to the side and

So before nominations are set to happen Zach is preparing his “speech” and two-thirds of Team American Derrick and Frankie  encourage Zach to go “over the top” in his attack on Christine…am I the only one who has visions of two Devils Frankie and Derrick sitting on Zach’s shoulder? It’s kind of scary to watch how easy it for Frankie to manipulate the house guests, I wonder how much manipulation by Team America will end up effecting Derrick and Frankie’s game. I’m not even counting Donny because it’s almost like he has the hold over the house where it’s almost like he’s untouchable. In the end Zach nominated Christine and Nicole (who was called a fruit loop dingus who didn’t see this coming, Nicole started to laugh, but it quickly turned to tears) while Frankie nominated Victoria (for the third time, and man is she pissed about it) and Jocasta (who was playing with her nails and looked like she gave zero fucks) Victoria starts to cry again, and Jocasta once again is playing mama so they can when the battle of the block… must be an exhausting job. This is the first time that I’ve seen Jocasta throw a little shade to Victoria. I love Jocasta in the Diary Room, but she’s such a snooze in the live feeds.

Battle of the Block is a wedding, and it’s an instant hard on for Caleb…. because getting married to Amber would be a dream come true…The goal was to build a giant wedding cakewedding-cake-bob and once it was built both members have to be able to stand on it for more than 3 seconds…. seems easy enough… Christine and Nicole seem to be doing well and their cake seems like it would be completely stable. Jocasta and Victoria on the other hand seem to be having an issue with communication, and they are struggling, and their cake looks like it’s gonna topple over in a matter of seconds….Nicole and Christine won, so Zach’s reign of HOH is over! Frankie is excited because he thinks that two weak players on the block, and he’s sure that the Power of Veto would be used on Jocasta..

Boo-hoo Victoria is crying …. AGAIN “People are so negative”, not once has she said, I’m a bad player and I am totally sucking at this game . Jocasta equates Victoria to a toddler and I agree. I have been reading that production has been screwing with Victoria and following her with the cameras… she’s even gone as far to say that she’s so fat, and she bets her ex is watching and making fun of her…. sorry to tell you Victoria but 90% of the big brother audience is making fun of you… and it has nothing to do with your weight.

The Bros were formed by  Zach, Frankie, Cody and Hayden (who probably isn’t even aware)…. probably the douchiest alliance name ever; Devin would have loved it… cause you know they are so full of integrity and everything. While Zach is downstairs trying to cause trouble with the Have-Nots. Cody and Frankie are in the HOH room trying to figure out what to do with the lunatic.. he’s turning into Devin 2.0 and may need to go home soon.

For the second time this season  a house guest has been notified that a family member  has passed away Derrick (like Frankie) was notified via a letter in the diary room that his grandfather has passed away . Derrick has decided to stay in the game as well. As Derrick said it “Getting news of somebody passing [with someone] you are close with, especially a grandparent, is never easy. But when you’re inside the Big Brother house, t makes it that much more difficult because although I’m in this game, real life is still taking place outside of this house. And this just reaffirms that and it really brings a sad realization” My deepest sympathies go out to Derrick and his family…

I love how the group likes to make plans before the Veto competition even happens, for me it seems like a waste of time; plus this kind of stuff ALWAYS comes back to the person and is a catalyst for drama, but anyway the players this week were Frankie who picked Donny Jocasta who picked Christine, and Victoria (who ended up getting “house guest’s choice”) picked Hayden (as expected, and to Nicole’s chagrin)

Caleb (once again) is being passive aggressive because Amber won’t talk to him (again) he sick of it and he’s sick of her and he says, “if you’re gonna ignore the king of the house; why are you even here” because naturally she came on the show to meet and marry him… I’m mean come on who wants a measly $500,000 when you can have Beast-Mode Cowboy. He goes upstairs to sulk with Jocasta and Frankie.. Frankie is totally coddling him saying things like, “you don’ need her” , “she’s totally bad for you game” while Jocasta is laying there saying “aww”, but in her mind she’s laughing her ass off. Caleb has decided that Romantic Cowboy is gone….. does that mean that you stalker tendencies end here as well?

Twice this week Caleb get’s a hard on do to a competition, this weeks Veto Competition has a Old West/Cowboy theme. And he’s totally excited to be playing… but boo-hoo he wasn’t picked. Donny on the other hand, it about to get a crick in his neck from all the jumping around he’s doing, those fake snakes are scaring the hell out of him. Everyone one has their own agenda, and poor Donny has having a hard time .. so honestly what’s gonna happen is bb16-episode-16-02-vetoanyone’s guess. Frankie has a nice stake of gold bars and seems to be ahead. Jocasta lost track of time and wasn’t;t able to get back to her horse in time so she was eliminated…. but wait you chose to go on slop for the week, and she’s back in the game (way to compete!). But the game’s not over because all of Frankie’s gold bars fell. Victoria isn’t getting anywhere, so she’s counting on Hayden to get the job done. Christine has it…. she’s in the lead she’’ finishes her gallop to hit the buzzer when she realizes that she has gold bars on the ground that aren’t stacked… while picking them up, Hayden comes and wins the game!

Poor delusional Caleb, he fell right into Frankie and Zach hands… he goes up stairs and  suggests that the put Amber up to “scare her” and naturally who’s she gonna run to? Caleb… because as he says, he has all the power and he runs this house. Frankie is so excited by the turn of events he can hardly contain his glee. Jocasta fell ill again  after the competition; poor Jocasta she can’t a break lately.. The plan was for Hayden to use the POV on Victoria so that Frankie can either backdoor Amber of Caleb, he would only backdoor Amber if Caleb gave his blessing (what the f*ck?) and if he didn’t he would (unknowingly) be the one who got backdoor’d….. In the end Hayden saved Victoria (yay…. please note the sarcasm) and put Amber became the replacement nominee.

Since this was the last chance from Team America to complete their mission, the unleashed Zach.  Amber showed that she was bigger person that all those morons and did take the bait in the end Team America failed!! … maybe because they keep convincing Zach (despite his lunacy) to do their dirty work… and at this point everyone things he’s nuts I feel like he’s doing a Dan Ghesling. I wonder how long Big Brother is gonna continue with Team America.. maybe production wants to see how far they are willing to go to screw up their games.

Here’s a little fun note…all five women have been nominated this week. Everything came together just as Frankie and Zach planned. Brittany spoke to GlobalTV about how she felt that BB16’s women were a disappointment…honestly I agree with her. She says:

It is disappointing especially with Christine and Nicole because they are supposed to be “super fans”. You would think they would be more aggressive with how they are playing the game. It is almost like all the girls are floating and not even playing. I think I even said to Christine and Nicole…”This is your game. Play your game. Don’t let everyone else play it for you.” Really, they are just going to end up being picked apart and picked off. Maybe they will make it a bit further being pawns but they are basically holding Derrick’s hand and they are walking him to the $500,000. They are helping him get there and pretty much just getting picked off.
It is disappointing the girls not sticking up for them and aren’t playing more aggressively. It is almost like it is very predictable with how they are going to play their game. I dunno. I just didn’t want to play like that. A lot of people have asked me why I didn’t form an alliance with Jocasta, Donny and Victoria but to me I didn’t feel they were strong players other than Donny. I loved Jocasta but I felt like I was going to have to hold her hand and play the game for myself and her

She also made a couple of jabs about Caleb which I totally agree with… check out the entire article here.

After the Veto ceremony Caleb goes into the ice room to sulk, totally convinced that Amber is getting her just deserts. Frankie spills that Amber didn’t get put up for personal reason’s and it has to do with Caleb (which in my opinion makes Frankie look like a weak player) Amber goes to confront Caleb and he totally admits it. Caleb decides that he wants to read a passage from Bible, apparently it Caleb is super upset because she’s been hanging out and trusting with everyone but him  (psycho!) After sulking some more Caleb thinks that he might have made to wrong decision… and he proceeds to spill the beans and tell her that everyone in their alliance that they want to send her home…prime example that you have to play the game for yourself.

Caleb feels like a sleaze-ball (he totally is … but not for putting amber on the block… because he had nothing to do with that… it was all Frankie) Cue Beast Mode Cowboy tears…. boo-hoo. Caleb tells Frankie if she goes home, he’s no longer in an alliance he will play for himself.

Amber starts to cry when she’s asked if she like Caleb… she goes into the Hive room to get some privacy, and Christine comes in… Amber finally realizes that Caleb has totally f*cked her game, and she wants Caleb home… Christine thinks that this is the perfect time to tell the alliance that if Amber stays Caleb is out. Naturally Frankie used this information to get Caleb to confront Amber… I swear this just is like high school.. this back and forth and talking behind each other’s back is ridiculous.  Naturally when Caleb here’s what Amber said he gets upset that he runs throws his shoes around … I’m unimpressed.

There is no doubt about it that Amber is going home this week. and Amber is scrambling to stay in the house. Amber only needs 4 votes when you count Caleb’s guaranteed vote.

According the Big Brother Network, must of the readers feel like Amber will be going home this week (FYI: there were on the money last week)

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Christine, Victoria, and Donny have the potential to realize they’re likely going home unless they band together, so we’ll see if Amber can make that happen. To be honestly this week has been super boring, I’m seriously need Amber to leave so that I? can see Caleb lose his shit. (that will be entertaining for a few days).. who is he gonna practice his stalk tendencies. FYI Caleb has a entry in the urban dictionary

I’ve always said that Frankie is a shit starter, but this week he get the award from f*cktard ass hole of the week. Shame on you Frankie…. Shame! Here’s why, you can pick apart someone’s looks, you can pick apart their life but that doesn’t sting as much as someone saying you shouldn’t even be alive anymore.

Tonight Team America got their next mission to vote against the majority of the house guests… this should be a dozy with potentially messy outcomes that could out their game play into jeopardy…. and they have to do it during the live eviction… Donny really like the idea and wants to forfeit this one… this will seriously affect his game, and would totally be seen as out of character for Donny Thompson. The funny thing is that Team America is hurting Frankie and Zach’s game…not Donny’s. In the end Donny was able to convince them that it simply wasn’t worth it and they voted with the group

Even towards the end shade was thrown .. Victoria voted for Amber saying , she was the “fakeist of them all”…I was shocked that Caleb voted for his lady love. In the end Amber was sent home with a vote of 9-0. Jocasta is ecstatic that she’s staying for another week…. but the way that things are going who knows… I will say that even now Caleb is still really bitter… he said loud and clear, “that’s what happens when you bite the hands that feed you”

bb16-20140730-1616-hgs-watching-03As predicted this weeks Head of Household Competition is a memory wall competition… on Wednesday the photos popped up and the house guests spent the day looking over photos from past competitions and penalties.  “Getting Loppy” a series of statements where read and the house guests had to answer true or false.  Jocasta was the first to be eliminated (on the second question). Next was Victoria, Christine and Derrick, then Cody was eliminated…since there was a five-way tie and out of time the competition went on after the live broadcast. In the end Donny and Nicole are Heads of Household.

Highlights This Week

  • Cody and Nicole decided that their ship name is Nicody
  • Frankie got a Justin Bieber CD… he has been playing it so loud people are signing along
  • Since Nicole wasn’t able be in a regular bed due to have not status Hayden went into the have not room to snuggle
  • Nicole got a little jealous because she felt like Hayden was flirting and kissing Victoria; when is actually using he to secure a vote.
  • Frankie is in love with Zach (duh!) Frankie: I’m like kinda in love with you. Zach: Are you? I’m in love with you! Without a doubt
  • Will the old Jocasta come out and play the game?
  • Caleb is totally in plagiarism. he claimed he wrote a song written by J.R. Aquino and this dude is steaming made… he’s tweeting about copyright infringement… I’ve never heard of him… maybe this help your album sales.
  • During the live vote Jocasta wore red (so did Julie Chen) , maybe she was trying to blend in so that the houseguests would forget that she was there.

So over at RHaP Rob Cesternino and AJ Mass from ESPN talked about the 12 archetypes of reality television…thought that it was interesting , some of these are dead on:

  • Fresh Meat – Jocasta
  • The Ninja – Victoria
  • The Cheerleader (or sometimes in Big Brother, the “house mom”) – Frankie
  • The Narcissist – Caleb
  • “Old” Reliable – Hayden
  • Idiot Savant – Nicole
  • Part 2 or “Beta” of the Marriage of Convenience – Cody
  • The Loose Cannon – Zach
  • The Diplomat – Donny
  • The X-Factor – Christine
  • The Mad Scientist – Derrick
  • Part 1 or “Alpha” of the Marriage of Convenience – Amber

What did you think about this weeks shenanigans? And who do you think is going home? It should be interesting since it’s a double eviction week!

This weeks photos are courtesy of Big Brother Network and spunkybean. Videos are courtesy of J-Bird

Until Next Time…

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What The F*ck? Big Brother : Week 4

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What the F*ck? Why am I just noticing this now? I know I’m not the only one who sees this. But you know what else is funny; there is a uncanny resemblance between Brittany and Rachel Lee Cook… okay now all that  fun is out of the way, lets get down to business…

 

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(I apologize in advance, this might be jumbled or the events might be out of order…. I didn’t write any notes this week)

 

 

The houseguests are on a  high  after Devin was evicted from the house.

The fourth Head of Household competition  consisted of an endurance competition which was a strange combination of a chicken coup and hell (although I don’t understand the hell theme again… what does chicken coop and eggs have to do with hell?)… this is not the first time this game has made an appearance on Big Brother before. The victors this weeks were Frankie  and Big-Brother-16-July-17-2014-38-580x320Cody . Zach is proving to be a big douche (and I’ll be honest I may actually change my mind about that next week…. and in all fairness we all knew that he was gonna come in and be an asshole) by celebrating with Frankie because  as he says, “you won and I’m safe for the week” I’m glad that he feels safe because, no one else seems safe this week…. everyone feels like they can go up on the block. Brittany has a sixth sense that she’s gonna be put on the block this week. Meanwhile Frankie is doing a little freak-out himself because he thinks that people are gonna figure out who his sister is, I had it all played in my mind that he went up to his HOH room and everyone was oohing and aahing over the pictures and most people know who Ariana is and Donny just looks there confused because he has no clue who she is…but instead there is an other picture with young Frankie and baby Ari (along with mom)…. so the secret that no one really cares about is still a secret.

It’s time for a new alliance name since the Bomb Squad is no more… so it’s gone from Bomb Squad —-> Jiggley Jokers —->  Detonators… so now the groups name is Detonators is the new name… honestly I give this new alliance three weeks tops before this blows up in there faces…. see what I did there? Smile

Apparently all the guys have a man crush on Zach Effron (honestly I was shocked my call the Z.E. talk… does he have something going on with CBS… seems like a lot of free advertising to me) With Cody the leader of his fan-club. Hayden seem to love Leonardo Decaprio more than Zach… I don’t remember how this conversation started but I loved the entire thing.

Team America’s mission of the week was to put a physical threat up for eviction. Frankie and Derrick agree to put up Amber; because as they say she’s the biggest female threat  in the house…this one was easy-peasy, so that’s another $5,000 in their pockets. (I thought that these were supposed to be difficult)

Brittany tells Frankie something in confidence and naturally he runs and tells Cody everything (since it was about him). I’ve said it before Frankie loves to stir the pot. The more drama around him the better he looks, the easier it is for him to progress in the game.

Amber and Cody are talking about the game and Caleb, so Amber get’s up and closes the door … and obviously Caleb get’s upset… you can’t close the door and have a private conversation with HIS woman…. I mean come on who does Cody think he is?

Victoria is apparently the worst bed buddy ever, I’m sorry but this just tickles me… Victoria get’s so pissed off and it took someone to say that they didn’t want her to share a bed with her for her to go off and remind us that she is on the show. Victoria finally decides that camera time is a good thing and tells us that she trusts no one, guess that’s why she’s been acting like Casper the Friendly Ghost for most of her time in the house.

Have I mentioned how much I hate the new Head oh Household process. I really liked the idea of people lifting the key, saying “you’re safe”, then passing it on to the next person… it built tension, and more than anything I loved seeing the on people’s faces when there was only one key left in the box. Well this week Frankie nominated Amber and Jocosta and Cody nominated Victoria and Brittany for eviction…Jocasta is the only one crying  and whining about it (because we all know that she has a alliance with God)

For this week’s Battle of the Block competition, the four nominees were treated to a competition reminiscent of season 6. They had to maneuver around a massive chess board. Jocasta and Amber won the competition, leaving Brittany and Victoria on the block. Cody remained Head of Household and Frankie was dethroned.

Cody wanted Brittany out of the house over the comment that she made, he briefly thought about putting Caleb up for eviction. For Brittany  this POV is critical if she wants to stay in the house. Cody, Victoria, Nicole, Zach and Caleb were chosen…..

  • Big Brother Live Feeds - CBS.com (30)In a knock-out style POV competition, Victoria got the POV.
  • Zach won a trip to Germany.
  • Nicole has to wear a “germ-a-tard”
  • Caleb won the POV, but traded it to Victoria for $5,000
  • Brittany has to kick a ball 2,400 in the next 24 hours and will be confined to the backyard. If she doesn’t complete the goal, she won’t be able to plan in next week’s Battle of the Block or Power of Veto. After only 21 hours, Brittany completed her task of kicking 2,400 goals into the soccer net.  Brittany is a beast
  • Cody has to kick himself in the ass every time the whistle blows.
  • What the hell is was Frankie was wearing? That shirt looked 3 sizes to small… so small it it wouldn’t even close.

In an outcome that no one expected Victoria ended up getting the Power of Veto Brittany is upset that Caleb knowing gave up the POV and possibly saving her. Donny thinks Caleb is a dumbass and should be put on the block due to sheer stupidity. Caleb needed to put up a replacement nominee and ended up putting Donny (as a pawn) on the block again, I’m starting to feel really bad for the guy, he should really should set up permanent residence in that orange chair.

Big-Brother-16-Spoilers-Hayden-and-NicoleWhile all of this is happening show-mances are heating up in the house. We all remember when Hayden was this close to getting a smooch from Nicole; but Victoria came in an ruined the mood because she wanted to go to bed and ended up ruining the mood in the process. Finally it happened … they had a little cuddle and the first kiss of the season happened (even if it was from an emotionally distressed Nicole… which he shouldBtJc0yfIAAAwprn.jpg large totally thank Zach for that). And let’s not forget that Stalker!Caleb is continuing his stalk-tastic behavior… where should I start first…. he watched her sleep…because if she didn’t she might go off and talk to another male houseguest (Cody) because we all know she’s HIS. Or the fact that he’s always telling Amber how she feels about him, or the fact that he lurks around military-style whenever Cody and Amber are near each other. And we can’t forget that he’s a complete misogynistic pic. And when Amber doesn’t comply with Caleb he becomes super passive- aggressive for example he starts talking about smashing the banana in Amber’s face, hits her with a pillow and refers to her hair as nappy.

This week Frankie’s grandfather passed way at 90 years old after battling health problems for numerous months…Frankie’s family told him via a letter it was very sweet and very emotional, but I disagree with CBS sharing that with the world…

Nicole, Caleb, Christine and Derrick will be have-nots this week based on how active they were via their Fitbit.

 

According to Big Brother Access most people are in favor of Brittany going home

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In the end Brittany was sent home  (10-0) . And after her short exit interview with Julie she was meet by her three children.. 

Country Hits is the name of the Head of Household Competition. Interesting thing to note that Derrick didn’t even play, he wanted Frankie to get Head of Household  so that he could see pictures of his grandfather, I thought that it was a sweet gesture considering that  they are in an alliance and he has noting to worry about. Zach is his the other Head of Household. 

We have voted… Team America  has to play the role of puppet master and get the houseguests to argue… should be interesting to see.

Now it’s officially a new week and new people are in jeopardy of going home. Who do you think will be going home next Thursday? Honestly I think it might be time for a floater….Victoria I’m looking at you. (I said this last week…I still think it’s time for you to go)

Until Next Time…

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What The F*ck?–Big Brother 16:Week 3

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First off I have to say , has there ever been a Big Brother with this much excitement in week 3? There is something super satisfying about watching the person you completely despise get their comeuppance. No I’m not talking about someone I know (although I do take this show a bit more seriously than I should) but talking about Devin! I know a lot of people thought that this week is pretty boring, but honestly I love the fact that the group got together and make sure certain people were on the block.

This week’s strategy was to backdoor Devin (and hopefully get him out of the house once and for all) has been a work out art. Let’s rewind a bit shall we… last week Devin was the Head of Household. and pretty much spent his entire week breaking up, making up, and scarring the hell/ with the houseguests. After Pao-Pao  was sent home the houseguests decided enough was enough and it was time to send Devin home.

So this week the Heads of Household were Derrick who nominated  Caleb and Jocasta and Nicole who nominated Amber and Donnie. Stalker!Caleb decided to throw the competition allowing Amber and Donny to win the Battle of the Block competition, Because Nicole’s team lost she was “forced” to wear an adorable frog suit for the week; sexually arousing Hayden in the process , and confusing the hell out of me

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Donny won Power of Veto and beating crushing Devin and his “integrity” in the process. As a act of goodwill Donny saves Jocasta (since she was ill and unable to fight for her own safety) causing the house plan to go into action and finally placing Devin on the block as a replacement nominee. Caleb and Devin are on the block and this is fantastic! Seriously this warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart. One thing we do know for certain is that the first male houseguest of this season is going home (as well as a serious competitor). And I’m gonna be happy either way.

Since the beginning Devin has been known for his erratic behavior; while talking an endless about of crap about their other houseguests; but Devin has known that he was a target since last week  and although he hasn’t done any campaigning (maybe he feels his fate is sealed) he is probably at his lowest point since he entered the house; when he mentioned that he felt like he let his daughter down, I honestly felt it a little bad for him… just not bad enough to let him stay in the house

While all the drama going on in the house there might be a slightly  dangerous love triangle forming: Cody and Amber (platonic) relationship is progressing they  enjoy spending time together and apparently they have a new tradition … back rubs (platonic). Now for those of you watching know that Caleb in an act of true love  and total desperation for Amber’s attention and love saved her so that she wouldn’t go home; leaving himself to fight for his freedom. And because of this good deed that was done out of complete selflessness you asked Amber to be his date to the finale party where he was promptly shut down . This  week Waaahm-ber complained about all the attention that she was getting from the mal houseguests…blah, blah, blah she said something to the effect of wishing that she was 300 pounds so that nobody in the house  would find her attractive and she would have a much easier time in the house .She doesn’t want to deal with showmances or dating while in the house (Now I could go on and talk about how stupid she sounded about equating a person’s weight with their attractiveness… but that’s another post for another day… but I will say What The F*ck? Amber!!

So back to the massages… Amber is getting a massage from Cody and she’s talking about the situation with Caleb’ now Caleb is sitting in another room (I wanna say the beehive room, but I’m not 100% on that one. Honestly I like the idea of Cody and Amber… not only for aesthetic reason but because it would literally through Caleb over the edge and make him more of a target, due to him passive aggressive behavior; meanwhile Caleb is walking around the house feeling super disrespected because Cody has moved in on “his” woman…It’s official Caleb can’t even buy a f*ckin clue this point… To b fair there are some people who say that Amber is totally using Caleb to further her game, apparently it’s ticked Amber’s family off to the point where they had to address it on Amber’s official website. So Caleb is sitting in the hive room (I’m not 100% so on that one) and being very contemplative about the whole situation being all in his man feelings.

Jocasta has been in bed ill for most of the week, so she was unable to participate in most of this weeks activities. When Donny saved her she did the fiercest ugly cry Big Brother has even seen, she thanked God like a million times, I’m not sure that she thanked Donny once.

Highlights

  • I have deemed this week battle of the douche
  • Donny remains awesome
  • Team America was successful in their first task earning the members $5,000 each
  • Zach has decided that he’s gonna ride the rumor (perpetuated by Team America that he was the cousins of BB15’s Amanda) like pony. Apparently certain houseguests have decided that they even look alike.
  • Devin has officially hit rock bottom; if he can’t beat Donny then what is left in the world?
  • Devin still feels like Donny is something more than the groundskeeper he said he is…. Devin remains delusional and paranoid
  • What The F*ck? Victoria has officially become the most boring and invisible houseguest in Big Brother history . But she does have amusing stories to tell

In the end Devin was sent home (Every single person voted for him to leave).  Now it’s officially a new week and new people are in jeopardy of going home. Who do you think will be going home next Thursday? Honestly I think it might be time for a floater….Victoria I’m looking at you.

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Until Next Time…

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