Greetings, Stranger


Writing Prompt: You’re sitting at a café when a stranger approaches you. This person asks what your name is, and, for some reason, you reply. The stranger nods, “I’ve been looking for you.” What happens next?

So let’s start with a few things first this makes me want some coffee… oooh and maybe a muffin.

So let me be honest  I walk around with resting bitch face there is absolutely nothing that I can do about it. I have family members all the time telling me that I’m mean…(if they haven’t gotten over it by now… they will), and I am a super suspicious person so before anything else I will be giving props to someone who’s gonna  walk up to me with all those things that I am outward giving the world…

Then the person walks up to me and says, “Hello, are you Tyra? I’ve been looking for you” then instantly I’m thinking, “fuck, I’m about to get served” or “here comes the lamest pick-up line I’ve gotten this week, this should be fun” or “this person is about to tell me how my soul in jeopardy and I need to be saved”.

But let’s just say, this person is a lawyer and they say continue on to say, “I’m a lawyer from your great-great uncle Mortimer, he recently passed away and left his entire fortune to you” I’m pretty sure the next thing that happens is me passing out on the café floor.

Until Next Time….

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