Last week I left off saying that Cody has won Head of Household (although I hadn’t seen the game played) and I’m pretty sure that FUCK! Here’s why Cody has a good social game, but I’m not sure if he would make a big move, because he’s firmly stuck underneath Frankie and Derrick’s arm pits, and we all know where he stands with Christine despite his flirtmance with her… Speaking of flirtmance, Tim had something to say about it.
Tim talks about his feeling about Chrody
I have to say, that I like Tim, despite all the crap that he’s been getting from strangers… I think he’s dealing with it the best that he can…I think it’s fair to say that it’s official I like Tim way more than I like Christine. Remember how this year’s theme was “Twisted Summer”. Well I’m still waiting for this show to live up to it’s theme, what was the who twist the Head of Household and the Battle of the Block?. Please they need to come up with something better than this… cause it’s BORING! Honestly the past few weeks have been interesting (and slightly disturbing) but now that Zach is gone I’m losing interest in this show fast. I think this Ii s around the time that I stopped watching last year, but thank goodness for Celebrity Big Brother…Gary Busey, God love him, told the house guests that he’s responsible for introduction of Christianity to Istanbul in previous life’ … see that’s the kind of crazy that I need.
So let’s backtrack a little bit …once the celebration was over and Nicole was firmly back in the house the houseguests starting talking about how much it sucks that Nicole is back in the house, because now Donny has a friend in the house, someone he can talk to and confide in; God forbid Donny have someone in the house who doesn’t treat him like a social piranha.
To complete his transformation into a ninja who already has costume and the floor crawling (and eaves dropping) down, now it’s time to work on his moves (and amuse and scare the house guests in the process). He claims that he is a third degree black belt, I’m taking that with a grain of salt, because he also said that he was a song writer too
THEY DON’T CALL ME THE ITALIAN STALLION FOR NO REASON – Cody
BOXING FOR DAYS Finally we get to see the event that so long to play out on the live feeds on Thursday. Frankie is hosting while Derrick, Cody, Christine, Donny, Victoria, Caleb and Nicole are playing. As outgoing HOH Frankie can’t play, and he honestly seems a little peeved by that fact/ The object of the game (played in six rounds) is for house guests to correctly answer what day an event occurred (in the first 50 days) by running to the boxer and punching him until the correct number is light up on the screen. then you have to run and fit the buzzer if you hear a buzz you are incorrect and you need to try again. Last one to correctly answer the question is eliminated (no wonder it took so long)
Victoria is so cute, it looks like she’s selecting snacks from a vending machine.
Nicole is the first to be eliminated, she’s embarrassed because Victoria beat her (heck I would be too) plus now she has to totally depend on Donny to keep her safe. Victoria was the second to be eliminated, Net to fall were: Christine, Caleb, Derrick. Caleb and Donny battle it out for Head of household, but in the end Cody ended up being the victor. Every single time Donny is up against the wall he pulls out ad gives it his all. So it’s official that Nicole and Donny will be going up for eviction this week.
Because Christine did so poorly in the competition Cody, Caleb and Derrick decided she will be the first of the Detonators to leave the house. Now this comes as a surprise to know one, considering for most of the season she has been their pawn. and honestly I think it might be in her best interest to jump ship and move over to Donny’s camp. I hope she doesn’t honestly think that’s she’s gonna be in the Final 2…she won’t even get final four, if she doesn’t start winning competitions and making big moves she’ll be leaving the house very soon. I don’t think there’s enough room in the world for two Big Brother contestants to receive “idiots grace” (I’m talking about Victoria)
Donny and Nicole commiserate together regarding their failure in the Head of Household competition, they already know that they are targets, so they talk openly about it and they talk about who they would eliminate from the game if they had the chance.. it’s pretty sad and depressing, they both look like they have no hope; but no fear because they can get happy while they are looking at Cody’s HOH room (BARF!) Cody receives a letter from him mom (Cody Bear…. how sweet). I will say that his parents have one of the most epic wedding photos I have ever seen; I’m a little tacky so when I see zebra print I start to do jumpy claps. Once again stalker-mode Cowboy rears his ugly head. He comments on how hot Cody’s mom and sister are and Cody’s spidey senses start tingling.. and he get’s uncomfortable. I think that at this point he thinks every single woman is hot… poor kid… he thinks when he leaves the house women are gonna be flocking to him… he couldn’t be further from the truth. The best part was the backhanded complement that Donny throws Cody’s way… Cody catches on, looks a bit stunned them remarks in the dairy room that Donny should watch what he says to Cody because he’s the one in power. First of al Cody is not in power, he’s a little puppet set out to do Frankie and Derrick’s bidding. And at this point Donny can say what he wants, he doesn’t care how Cody takes it, he knows he’s going home… so he gives zero fucks and I couldn’t be more proud.
Nicole goes to the HOH room to go talk to Cody (already Cody is breaking the rules se by Derrick he specifically told them that they shouldn’t be having conversations with Nicole or Donny behind closed doors, they were told to spurn any conversation about game they might bring up), she wants to see where his head is and wants to know the likelihood of her getting evicted. Cody tells her that Donny is his Target. Nicole encourages him to make a big move and get either Caleb or Derrick out of the house. Cody seriously starts thinking about his game and how far he can go with certain people. Later Derrick enters the HOH room, you know just to make sure everything is okay with his puppet and to reiterate that Nicole and Donny need to go up. Cody says he would rather see Christine go than Nicole (wait, does this mean that the flirtmance is over) apparently she’s playing both sides of the alliance (honestly it’s hard not to when there are about 10 different side alliances in this game) and according to Derrick “who ever is the last one left standing that’s who she’s gonna role with”…. let’s be honest Frankie falls into that category as well.
Talk of Derrick’s physical transformation in the house, apparently he went from nerdy dad, husband and cop to hipster day. I’m gonna do something that I normally don’t do on this blog and I’m going to pass on this one… I won’t say a word. Apparently Derrick has initiated the tag #BBJumpstreet .
WE CAN’T HAVE A SHOWMANCE IF IT HAPPENED IN JURY – Nicole
Nicole is tots gushing about Hayden, apparently since leaving the house he’s really going the extra mile to make Nicole feel adored, she says that he’s the nicest guy ever, and every morning he makes her breakfast… aww, young love, blossoms when cameras are not around; but she insists that they aren’t together… what she actually says is they aren’t official girlfriend/boyfriend… no one buys it.
Donny finally makes it to the the HOH room to plead his case, but Cody is sleeping and the light is off, and instead of coming at a better time, he simply turns on the light. If Cody is anything like me I get annoyed when woken up and whatever you tells me goes through one ear and out the other, but Donny wants to state his case, he knows that he’s doomed, and tells Cody that he will be following him to jury very soon Donny continues to say, that “they” have been doing underhanded things, causing drama, blaming things on other people… and by they we all know that Donny means Team America. Although Cody doesn’t trust Donny he knows that he’s speaking the truth.
Outside Donny and Derrick talk about Team America . Derrick admits tat Donny’s a target but it’s in his best interest for Donny to stay in the house (what he meant to say that if you stay it’s better for me because I can get more Team America money). Derrick then does something that I think is reverse psychology by telling him I’ve heard many times that you wanted me out of the game
For a while now Victoria has been complaining about the pain in her wisdom tooth and on Saturday it is assumed (Big Brother will not confirmed, nor was it brought up on the broadcast) that Victoria received medical attention to do her wisdom tooth. Around 11:15 BBT Nicole was in the bathroom with Victoria who was going to the bathroom, Nicole heard a noise got concerned and called out to Victoria, when she didn’t respond she opened up the door and found Victoria near unconscious and sweaty. Nicole called out to Derrick for assistance then the feeds went down, about an hour later the feeds went back up everything seemed normal (no one spoke about the incident). but before 2 p.m., Victoria was back in the house and explained to everyone what happened. According to her, she almost passed out from the pain of her wisdom teeth coming in, but was given an IV and feels better now. Big Brother told Victoria that because of her incident, it is best for her to sit out the Veto competition if she is selected to play, which is definitely a huge hindrance in her game play since she could be put on the block, but it is best for her to take care of her health first and foremost. I hope she feels better; because there is a lot more game that she’s totally not gonna play.
NOMINATIONS As someone on Reddit says, “And the crowd goes mild” … I think that’s an accurate description of the nomination ceremony.
Nicole and Donny were nominated… as well all knew that… Caleb thinks Donny is going to get Nicole to turn them on all of them, because Donny is an “evil genius” or he has a mental issue as he said, “you seen Rain Man? you know (Donny is like) people like them”. Caleb reminds us )Thanks a lot Devin) that Donny is military intelligence.
Cody brings up the idea of sending Frankie out of the house if Donny gets on the block. Derrick tells Cody that it’s a “big move” but it’s really not a good idea right now.
HOUSE SWAP Team America has been asked to come up with their own mission, and America will then vote on whether or not it was a success. This might be the dumbest idea yet, if it’s true. Donny mentioned this to Derrick and Frankie, but obviously we’ve had no confirmation on the outside that this is a real mission. He says it must be completed by the PoV ceremony. As soon as Donny heard about it, he suggested that keeping Team America together should be their mission, which is just his way of trying to force Derrick and Frankie to keep him this week since he knows he’s the target . Each house guest is playing in tonight’s play. They are as follows: Donny/Devin, Derrick/Jocasta, Victoria/Amber, Frankie/Joey, Nicole/Hayden, Christine/Paola, and Caleb/Brittany. Frankie was all about this play because at the end of the day it’s a way for him to shine…. needless to say it was horrible, but I did enjoy Donny’s impression of Devin. I’m not sure if this was considered a play. I thought that it was completely stupid and apparently America felt the same. But I love how they thought that they were gonna get the money. He got so excited when Julie said “overwhelming” #APPLEPIE #FAIL
THE HAVE-NOTS Frankie got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and Cody chose Nicole (who volunteered) and Donny (Christine pointed him out…), the food this week is Squish Kabobs it consists of : compressed fish meat, clams, and bean curd (tofu)
OLD YELLER? Reminds be of season 8 when fans paid someone to do a flyover with messages for the house guests …this year people are using a less expensive and less subtle way to get their point across…screaming things over the wall. The house guests were all outside when someone could faintly be heard yelling over a megaphone. The house guests were then called inside for a lock down so that they could not hear whatever was being said. Inside, Caleb asked Cody why he was looking at him all weird. Cody questioned if Caleb had not heard what was just said. Caleb said that he did not hear it and that it sounded like the police. He said that he doesn’t want to talk about it. Caleb then asked if Cody knows something that he doesn’t know. Feeds were cut. A short while later, Caleb went to Derrick and told him that he and Cody had both heard the same thing, that being that Frankie is the saboteur. Derrick asked if Caleb was serious, and then feeds were again cut. Caleb pointed out to Christine and Caleb that whoever yelled that Frankie is the saboteur could have just been huge fans of Donny’s that are hoping that they will flip the script. Christine responded with “exactly”. Feeds were then cut again. Christine pointed out that when they were dealing with things being stolen last week, she was talking with Frankie about the possibility of America choosing tasks for house guests to complete. Christine said that Frankie then said that he would be offended if America didn’t choose him. Caleb began to discuss what made him question that Frankie may have been the one hiding things is that Frankie’s glitter was seen out in the open for two days before it disappeared, yet now you never see it out. Feeds then cut again. Cody said that he is about to go in to the diary room to tell them to lock things down and get people on the outside to prevent fans from yelling things over the wall. Caleb later approached Derrick and said “I don’t know why but that makes so much sense to me”. Feeds were again cut (Thank you BigBrotherDaily for the recap)
Frankie is the Saboteur. The Saboteur is Frankie.
He’s lying to everyone and can’t be trusted.
Christine is hated by America.
Derrick, stop being the fun police. It’s a TV show and you’re not on duty.
Caleb, you’re trusting the wrong people. Frankie will stab you in the back.
POWER OF VETO Caleb is hosting the ceremony , and here we go again with CBS’s promotion…. this time it’s the new show Scorpion , apparently this is a show about geniuses so this should be right up Donny’s alley. Once again it’s not an endurance challenge…. I think we’ve only had one this season. Frankie was the first one out of the competition which is shocking because like he said, “he’s good with math”. Cody wins the veto and retains all the power in the house and get’s to see Scorpion before the rest of America.; since Donny and Nicole are Have-Nots (as well as on the block) he picked them to watch with him. They are both happy because they get to eat real food. Nicole is gutted because she knows the veto won’t be used and Donny is resigned to his fate. After watching the competitions and the prize, I realized that absolutely nothing happened in the house and besides the promotion there was so much filler. Derrick is upset that he can’t get a moment to talk to Cody because Frankie and Caleb are sticking close my to Derrick and guarding the HOH door. Despite his feelings, and the information given to him by Derrick, Nicole and Donny (and even the wall screamer) Cody took the easy way out and didn’t use the veto… So it another week of a wasted HOH.
ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE Thee house guests took part of the challenge, because Julie Chen challenged every Big Brother houseguest, which is fine, but personally I think that the current house guests should have been exempt… first of all they are supposed to be sequestered from the outside world… I understand that it’s for a good cause, but come on… they are really running fast and loose with the rules here… they might as well tell Frankie that his social media was hacked and shut down, and maybe they should tell the house guests about the situation in Ferguson, Mo. or maybe ISIS…
#SAVEDONNY This is the first time (I remember) hours before the Live eviction Frankie has Caleb on board to try and convince the others to Save Donny…what’s going to happen?
Parts 3 and 4 are found here and here. In the end I don’t think that its gonna help much.
EVICTION According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Donny will be going home, and as much as it pains me I think he’ll be going to jury as well. I hate to say this, but I think that it might be time for Donny to go home. no matter what he does he’s going to be a target. During the conversation that Derrick and Donnie had there was a reference to Donny playing for himself and how that’s a bad thing… this confuses me to no end because every single person in the house is playing for himself; but it get’s count against Donny. Donny is a lot older than the other house guests and I think that has a lot to do with him being about to relate with everyone, but lately there has been this sort of ostracizing that’s very painful to see. With a vote of 5-0 Donny was evicted from the house and sent to Jury… maybe now that he’s out he can tell the jury members all about Team America…. I’m sure that will defiantly sway how they are gonna vote…especially Zach
SLOPPY THE SNOWMAN So during the live broadcast America was given the opportunity to vote using the hastag of #BBHolla or #BBT. the next Head of Household wins $5,000 but has to hear an annoying “Holla” for 5,000 times or wear 5 different, yet annoying t-shirts for the remainder of his or her stay. Those T-shirts remind me when Jen (Season 8) wore those stupid T-shirts the entire time she was there and each one was more annoying than the next. Apparently American voted for the Hollas (which is gonna be hilarious, can you imagine sleeping and hearing, “Holla!”… but then again it’s $5,000 so I could deal with it.
Everyone looks so weird in a winter cabin setting with shorts and athletic gear on. House guest have to fill the water into a snowman to revel a lump of coal, the first house guest to get the lump of coal wins Head of Household for the week. Next to the snowman is an identical, but smaller snowman, the rules are the same, who every fills the smaller snowman first gets the $5,000 as well as the punishment of 5,000 “Hollas”. Once somwone wins HOH the $5,000 is out of play.
Immediately after the live broadcast the live feeds lit up and I continued to watch the HOH competition. All the houseguests are messy, sweating, tired and out of breath, but no matter who wins one thing is for certain they all are gonna sleep well tonight. Victoria decided to get the HOH snowman… and I think we can all agree that she’s not gonna get HOH, but she should have at least made a play for the money, but since Derrick is pretty much safe no matter who is HOH he’s decided to play for the money.
In the end Derrick won the $5,000 and around 11:20CST Caleb officially won the HOH competition.
- The guy yelling over the wall was a friend of “Evil” Dick Donato’s (@BBTooms) He goes on to say, “It’s sad when the most action comes from outside the house, people yelling into the backyard and Frankie;s social media being hacked”
- BBCanada is now taking applications
- And since CBS feels like every week they need to promote something. Frankie used the pieces of the game to write out, “My Everything” which is the title of Ariana Grande’s new album, I don’t have a problem with that what I do have a problem with is the fact it stayed on the feeds for several hours. It’s seriously time to take the Jenga game away… give them a Monopoly game or something
- Donny fans have created a GoFundMe called Dollar for Donny….
- The house guests did the Ice Bucket challenge and I remained bored
- Frankie continues to say dumb crap
- Normally I’m all for what Julie Chen’s outfits, but I don’t know what the hell she was wearing tonight it was a cross between stripper (shoes), business casual (pants), and Hawaiian vacation (top)
- Messages from home had everyone crying, it was really sweet to see.
- I’ve been looking at pictures of Christine and Tim and it’s odd, I guess it’s true what they say that people start looking to look alike
- I feel like when Christine get’s home, she’s gonna get a good lecture from her mother… watching her family watch Christine flirt with Cody was very,very awkward. I do love that Cody’s family knows that flirting with his strategy, but like his sister said, “he needs to back off”
- Donny said that he was let down by America… I’m sorry about that, but I think that he was always a target because he was so darn likeable.
- Donny Thompson TV Star? I can totally see it
- While everyone was shouting “I love you’s” at the end of the broadcast, Frankie too the time to remind us that his sisters album was on iTunes.. ugh
- Thursday is another live eviction, so it should be interesting
I’m so over this season, and honestly if production wanted to do something that America would approve of besides saving Donny it would be cleaning that darn house, watching the live feeds it’s super frustrating to see people bit cleaning up behind themselves and crap all over. I don’t think that I’ve even see one person wash their sheets… YUCK!
Just to be clear I do not own, nor have I created any of the videos in this post. Videos courtesy of J-Bird, Miss Meow Meow , Big Brother Superfan and Tim Brecht and photos courtesy of CBS. All credit goes to them for their work and watching these idiots on the feed.
Until Next Time….
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