.Jocasta was eliminated from the house (by a vote of 6-2), no one made a sound; except for Zach…. naturally with his over zealous clapping (kind of like a seal). So here’s the thing … I get that you’re happy that you weren’t evicted, but don’t be an asshole douche bag fucktard about it, but then again Zach rarely shows that type of decorum, and honestly I don’t think he know how to even spell it… in any case Jocasta is gone, and off to the Jury House; where she can sleep in a comfortable bed alone and in a room with a comfortable temperature… but she doesn’t have to worry about being lonely… it’s double eviction night!
MATHCATION Caleb is the new Head of Household . Frankie and Zach were ecstatic… what is the deal with his screaming, clapping, and dancing around did someone forget to give Zach his medication today… he’s beyond hyper and it was beyond annoying; in any case Hayden and Donny were nominated for eviction, so of course there was some jib-jab (it’s a new phrase that I’m trying out… so leave me alone) and some he-said/she-said crap was said. All I know is that if Donny leaves I’m gonna piss myself…
It’s veto competition time and Caleb as Head of Household played along with nominees Donny and Hayden as well as Victoria and Zach… Needless to say even though he started off a bit skiw he kicked ass and was able to save himself from eviction. I know that everyone in his hometown was cheering him on; hell I was screaming so loud I was out of breathe
FUN FACT: Both Nominees wore college T-shirts. Harvard and Wisconsin (Go Wisconsin!!)
Since Donny was able to save himself Caleb had to name a replacement nominee. The plan was for the member of the Detonators/Bomb Squad (seriously assholes pick a name) to blindside Nicole, Hayden and Donny. Due to Donny winning the Power of Veto competition Nicole was placed on the block next to her “boyfriend” . Sitting on the block I don’t remember ever seeing any nominees as nervous as those two were; there were a lot of shaking knees . And with a vote of 5-2 Hayden left the house and joined Jocasta in the jury house. And before the live episode was over you could already hear Nicole and demanding the truth….she knew that it was a set up and that she’d been played; crying and blaming Christine, Frankie and Cody – calling them out in front of everyone, and that pretty much last for the rest of the night
Remember how we were all complaining about how boring big Brother has gotten…..so , much drama….so, so much drama
Poor Nicole she spends more of the night crying about how she can’t trust each other. I can’t find it in my heart to feel bad for her did she forget what show she’s one… people win this cam by being liars and manipulators…while she’s with Christine, Donny comes in and consoles her telling her, “You cant trust anyone” and “They are all gonna turn on each other”… see Donny totally get’s it I think the best part of all of this is Derrick who is sitting back and enjoying the shit show… and not saying a word.
EYECHART The Houseguests have to go up two at a time and read clues from an eye chart and answer the questions.
Nicole and Christine get to work on who they should nominate. They agree to work together despite everything that’s been going on. Frankie comes in to try to do damage control. He admits to working with the other side of the house, but he’s throwing in several lies along the way. He suggests them putting up Cody, Zach, Caleb and Derrick. Nicole isn’t buying his story and Christine is sick of Frankie speaking for her and ruining her game… the entire time this is happening I’m curled up in my chair because I know it’s about to go down…
Frankie goes into the Bee Hive room to spew his lies (so that he can continue to be sage in the house for another week). At this point Frankie will do anything aside from giving a blow job to stay in the house (but things haven’t gotten that dire yet) So since Frankie tried to save his ass Zach feels the need to do a little brown nosing himself. I love how Zach throws EVERYONE under then bus, no he wants to work with Nicole; just like Frankie he knows that he almost went home, and they made him nervous so he needs to stick with the person who has the power. I don’t trust Zach and since he can’t hold water he runs and tells Caleb EVERYTHING that was said to him…who runs and tell Derrick (I swear this is the manliest game of telephone that I’ve ever seen) The four of them are in the bathroom talking and it’s hilarious…Frankie is on everyone’s shit list
Derrick goes to drop a little knowledge on Nicole. They are going to try to throw the BotB competition because everyone wants Frankie to go home and Caleb wants to avenge his lady love (I can’t believe that he’s still stuck on Amber)
NOMINATIONS Christine nominated Donny and Zach while Nicole nominated Caleb and Frankie (who is shocked!) and the other houseguest can hardly contain their glee. Zach is super pissed and calls Christine and Frankie “Fuckin Liars”…. ladies and gentlemen #Zrankie is over. Frankie follows Zach all around the house trying to get him to talk to him, it’s so annoying and it looks like Zach is gonna hit Frankie.
THE MOST DRAMTIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCK EVER! – Big Brother
ARE YOU READYFOR SOME FOOTBALL Was I the only one to notice how super excited Derrick was for this competition? Because it’s CBS and the promote this shit out of their stuff… this competition was one big gigantic promotion for CBS to acquire the rights to air Thursday night football. The winning pair (as well and the winning Head of Household) will leave the Big Brother house for a VIP tailgating experience. There were a couple of things right off the bat that had me miffed (and no I’m not talking about the 4 hour delay of the BotB comp, but rather the sparkly rouge Frankie decided was a good idea and the odd looking Fu Manchu that Caleb created with his eye black.
Poor Caleb, he has the worst game face and refuses to look Frankie in the eye. Frankie tries to talk him out of throwing the competition (uhm… how did he know?) so naturally Caleb mentions Amber. Zach jumps in while Caleb is giving Frankie the business and so he essentially has to go this one all alone. Frankie is officially public enemy #1. Caleb was determined to throw the competition so Frankie would still be an eviction target. Caleb had promised he would actually sit down on the ground during the challenge and not do anything. Christine had no idea that Caleb was gonna throw the competition; like someone was supposed to pull he to the side and tell her (Girl, they are using you, they tell you what you need to know, when you need to know it).
THAT’S WHY I BEAST-MODE COWBOY, THEY DON’T CALL ME THAT FOR NOTHING – Caleb
In the beginning Frankie is struggling but he was able to go to-to –toe with Donny/Zach when Frankie pus ahead Caleb get’s nervous, and decides to see if he can do better alone….nope, that didn’t work so Donny comes back to help In the end Frankie was able to win the competition…. And I honestly thought that Frankie was having an orgasm; the screams! “That’s for you Grandpa, That’s for you Ariana, “That’s for you Team Grande!”…Guess he’s lucky the Big Brother Battle of the Block challenge this time apparently didn’t need both team members to participate.So Caleb and Frankie won the Battle of the Block, which pissed off Caleb to no end. Zach and Donny remain as this week’s eviction nominees for now. Christine is now the sole Head of Household since her nominees lost. Christine, Caleb and Frankie will be heading out of the house to the game on Thursday night. Words were exchanged between Zach and Cody with Frankie replying, “I’m a liar, but I’m safe”
Zach totally called Frankie out in front of all the guys for screwing him over. Frankie essentially owned it that he’s a big liar and just got called out for it. Zach admitted that he loves Frankie as a person, but he hates him as a game player because Zach was completely loyal to him and Frankie didn’t respond with that loyalty. Zach even called him out for the lie about the Detonators being started this week. Derrick tried to get them to go behind closed doors to hash it out, but Zach doesn’t care. He has no problem blowing up everyone’s games and exposing everything to everyone, and no one seems to know how to handle it.
THE “SECRET” IS OUT Well Frankie finally came clean about being related to Ariana Grande on Friday. He also told houseguests about his popularity as a YouTube personality. Don’t think that he did it because he wanted to come clean… he told People before he entered into the house. “I don’t think it is something that will win me points with the jury if I blindside them with it at voting night, so I would probably want to slip it in before the jury starts getting evicted.” I know that this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t like Frankie, he’s a shit starter, I say it all the time, but what bother’s me most is how production panders him, after his grandfather died I seriously lost any goodwill I had towards him… I honestly don’t think I’ve hated another houseguest since Aaryn “I talk like a racist, but I’m not one” Gries. After hearing Frankie talk about building schools in Africa, discussing the entire Grande lineage, I finally asked my self was he actually eulogizing his grandfather like production allowed him to do, or was he selling himself to America? So nothing bring me more pleasure (Schadenfreude…. I know) then finally seeing him getting caught up and confronted on his shit.
Now you see what was on the live feeds/BBAD and now let me tell you what I think happened (Starts to play conspiracy theory music). Double eviction is a roller coaster, and its very unpredictable, that not even Big Brother production knows what’s gonna happen, and honestly if things had gone a certain way then Frankie could have gone home, so why not invite his sister to the show, naturally Julie took the opportunity to take a selfie with her… wonder if she took photos with the other audience members.. When all the hoopla happened and Frankie’s underhandedness was reveled, and Caleb started talking about how he was gonna sit out and throw the Battle of the Block competition Frankie was called into the Diary Room (and was in there for a long while) and when he came out (like the heaven’s opened more like the production staff gave him an indication that someone may throw the competition) and he instantly started asking Caleb about whether or not he was gonna throw the competition.. so we are waiting around… for the competition and it’s late…I think The Power Than Be got nervous that their “pet project” Frankie would be going home and so would his followers who are defiantly contributing to the ratings of the show. And changed the structure of the game so that the competition would be able to be played with one and to players. I also think that production nudged Frankie into telling them him “secret”. Frankie has been hyping this “exciting” news all day.. (who the fuck thought this was exciting new besides Frankie and Production?)
I THOUGHT THAT ARI WAS A DUDE – Derrick
Before Frankie got ready to tell everyone he keep saying, “are you ready?” and at first I thought that h was talking to the other house guests but then I got the feeling that he was speaking to production, after preparing himself, and lots of dramatic pauses he told the his secret. He also revealed that he had 1.5 million Twitter followers ( as of this Wednesday 13th he has 707K on Twitter, 817,626 on Instagram , 7,200 on Facebook and 267,930 on YouTube ) now I have to wonder how many of these are new people since he said his twitter, Instagram and YouTube handle at least 6 times., and I guess if you add those numbers up you could get 1.5 million…. but he specifically said on Twitter which proves he’s a liar (shocking I know) but then he described himself as a “YouTube star” and “social media mogul.”and I nearly died… social media mogul (I think that might be offensive to people like Ted Turner and Les Moonves)… Bull Shit Frankie…..BULL SHIT!!
Now according the the Big Brother Gossip the announcement was so well coordinated, the CBSTweet twitter page even mentions it at 10:13pm Friday night, Pacific time. That meant production was most likely in on the whole thing. At that very moment, Frankie had already begun his revelation to Derrick, Cody, Caleb, and Zach. Frankie had revealed who he was on the feeds by 10:05pm. Eight minutes later, CBSTweets is posting about something that “may” happen that already has happened. Frankie has told the Houseguests that they can nominate him and evict him because of this information if they have to, but he hopes they don’t. Well, the HGs did nominate him and try to evict him before they knew about this, so I don’t think this information is gonna give you any bit of grace…
I don’t find anything authentic about Frankie… and everything he says I think everything he’s said has been planned, prepared and is all for show. Do I think his secret will help him in the long run….nope. But seriously I wonder if he wins will he ever build those schools in Africa…. which honestly is odd, because he made no mention of this charity/building schools in Africa during his interviews, I also tried to look up the charity that he mentioned, but came up empty (if anyone finds it please forward the link to me). The Organization BuildOn has honored him in the past. And you can click here to donate, because I don’t think Frankie will be able to donate that Big Brother money like he planned.
“Your game is dirtier than a dildo that just came out of my ass” – Frankie J. Grande
Zach is visibly upset after hearing Frankie’s news he’s starts to cry because he thinks that he won’t win America’s favorite houseguest (I actually feel bad for him, he he was never gonna win that title)
TEAM AMERICA received their mission either Work together to convince someone to go on up as a pawn and have them evicted or Have each member of Team America create and name a fake side alliance with the person that they trust the least. considering all the drama that’s going on in the house they both seem a little impossible at the moment. Everyone one trusts Frankie the least so they can’t go and make a side alliance with… doesn’t he already have a fake side alliance with everyone in the house already? In the end Team America declined to do the mission and honestly I think it might be time to let Team America die.
THE HAVE-NOTS Christine got to pick two Have-Nots for the week and she chose Donny and Zach, aka the two people she nominated and who are on the block. Smart, but mean, though she used the excuse that they have done it the least. They also have “Peanut Butter and Jellyfish” to eat, meaning peanut butter plus fish sticks and fish filets, and honestly, that’s not bad at all… peanut and fish have protein, so they’ll be fine and can totally eliminate slop this week if they chose
CHRISTINE AND HER FLIRTING One thing I often wonder when watching Big Brother is how do spouses and significant others feel/deal with seeing their better half cuddling up to someone else. I get that this is a game, but while houseguest are doing (what the feel )they need to do to win this game; real life is happening outside the Big Brother House. There has always ben light flirting in the house, but recently I have had to ask my self, “Did Christine forget abut her husband Tim back home, cause some girl has gone way beyond the line…. well I’m glad I’m not the only one; most notably Tim Brecht (the husband) and his father
It’s been said that Tim is no longer watching the live feeds and has taken a hiatus from Twitter for the time being. I honestly hope the strife with her husband is worth it, because Nicole is not gonna win this game.
OTEV (THE PISSED OF PENGUIN) Hawaiian themed and insults (because he’s sweaty and wants a drink)… two of my favorite things in the world, OTEV finally made an appearance this season! One of the higher gods of the Big Brother house appeared in the form of a Penguin with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. “I’m OTEV, the pissed-off penguin!” he declared. OTEV was feeling rather hot; he needed a drink, something that constituted a hilarious pun on the names of absent houseguests. So he ordered a Brittany Sour, a Jocasta-kaze, a Devin & Devin, a Paola Colada, and finally, an Amberita. Zach wins, and saves himself!! while Donny gives the most depressing voice-over so far this season, “My fate is in the hands of morons”
Derrick decides that Nicole needs to be put on the block when Zach comes down. Caleb makes it sound like Nicole is the biggest liar in the house, telling them she’s working with Christine. They also hand out a veiled threat that if she doesn’t put Nicole up, she’s out next week, now this is significant because Christine promised Nicole that if she lost her Head of Household status that she would not backdoor her.
POWER OF VETO At the veto ceremony, Christine says she is going to take the knife out of her back and return it to its owner knowing it can’t be used again and nominates Nicole. OH HOW I HOPE LIKE HELL NICOLE RETURNS AND GETS RID OF CHRISTINE! Christine is being used hardcore, while she busy playing the part of the villain she’s letting the guys use her to do their dirty work. And when she’s done as much as she can, they are gonna stab her in the back. Christine is living in a house full of dogs , she’s gonna get fleas.. but she’s ignoring the obvious signs Good Luck Girl! Nicole and her whiny voice begins a day or so of non-stop crying…
#Zrankie has gotten back together; well that’s not exactly true, Frankie thinks they are all good, but Zach is only using him to progress in the game and to ultimately evict him net week. Zach is in the mood for sharing he tells Victoria about the alliances (because I think she’s the only one at this point that doesn’t know). To say that she is shocked would be an understatement, and to say that she is hurt would be another one. she doesn’t seem to care about what is going on with other people, but she’s seriously upset about Derrick and the fact that he lied to her, and In she keeps repeating that to Zach…. which leads Zach to wonder if they were ever in an alliance… Victoria keeps denying it, and keeps say, “I feel so stupid”… but Zach pretty much knows.
In order to cover his tracks Derrick tells Nicole spilled the beans to Victoria (way to throw her under the bus) Derrick puts on his detective hat and goes off to investigate after talking with Victoria and Nicole (who tell them that Zach is lying and he was the one who told Victoria) calls for Zach into the HOH room so they can all be on the same page. Derrick must have some mighty fine interrogation skills, because Zach folds and admits that’s he’s a liar; but then tries to turn it on to victoria .. maybe I missed something but I don’t know what the whole point of this was any way, but it was freaking hilarious. Derrick is like a mob boss… he quietly orders people around to do his dirty work, while he sits on the couch rubbing his douche-stach… I’m sure his cop friends are so proud of him.
Nicole isn’t buying that Christine was pressured into sending her home. Victoria and Nicole have a little pow-wow and Nicole laments that she really wanted to see Zing-bot . Nicole starts campaigning around the house, by insisting that Donny secretly has targets and everyone already knows who her targets are. Victoria feels like is Nicole is evicted she and Christine will ne the next ones out of the door. Nicole and Cody feel like Donny is skating by, Nicole is doing her best to stay in the house. Word moves around that Donny wants to send Derrick and Cody home. Derrick has his own reason for keeping Donny in the house (Team America) but since they haven’t ben completing missions that secret alliance is as good as dead, besides he didn’t hesitate trying to backdoor Frankie..
According to Big Brother Network the majority of the readers feel that Nicole will be exiting this the Big Brother House this week. I tend to agree (and I don’t think the poll has been incorrect yet). But poor Donny I swear every week he’s sitting in that chair, why do people underestimate him, don’t they know that his beard has magical powers?
Caleb, Frankie and Christine got a VIP experience with the Dallas Cowboys…. for some reason I thought that they would be leaving today during the live show. As soon as Caleb finds out that they are seeing the Cowboys the ultimate fan-boying begins. He got to meet Jerry Jones and was completely in awe (and I thought that it was kind of cute) Naturally CBS used this as yet another opportunity to mention Thursday Night Football (because all the commercials that CBS has been shoving down our throats is simply not enough)
OH MY GOD, I LOVE COUNTRY FOLK – Frankie
EVICTION With a vote of 6-0 Nicole was evicted from the Big Brother house and joins Hayden and Jocasta in the jury house. I will say that I’m shocked that Victoria voted for her…. guess she’s ready to go home… cause I’m pretty sure she’ll be the net one on the block.
DEAD of HOUSEHOLD The Zombie Apocalypse has hit Big Brother. Zombies visited the house appearing in the mirrors and scarring the hell out of Nicole. Frankie’s reaction was priceless, he screamed and grabbed his breasts.The competition was based on information they received overnight. Caleb was the first one to be eliminated (Chilltown?…. Really!!). Donny , Victoria followed, leaving the Detonators up (so we already have a pretty good idea who two of the nominees are going to be), in the end Frankie of Derrick are the Heads of Household
- The Big Brother 16 finale date has been announced. Big Brother 16’s finale will be on Wednesday September 24th from 9:30-11:00 PM ET, following the premiere of Survivor. That means that it will be the longest season ever, spanning 97 days. Big Brother 15 was the longest season to date, spanning 90 days. Given the number of houseguests remaining, following this week’s double eviction, a single houseguest could be evicted each Thursday the rest of the way to leave us at the Final 3 on September 18th.
- From Julie’s not so subtle hinting a houseguest will be returning to the house.
- Despite the fact that I find his past behavior sickening, I have found more patience for Caleb since Amber’s left the house, and I don’t totally dislike him, or his new hair cut.
- Jocasta totally throwing her mother under the bus, by blaming her for her game play… hilarious
- Hayden calling out Frankie and Nicole on their under handedness
- I want to burn Zach’s ugly sweater and socks
- I actually like Caleb the Stalker this week
- It might be time for Derrick to be nominated, after all he;s never been on the block
- Derrick and Caleb get away from the drama with absolutely no blood on their hands..
I’m excited about what’s gonna happen this week… since the heard is thinning, I’m sure there are some Detonators that are nervous about being put on the block as pawns…. should be fun to watch..
Until Next Time….