What the F*ck? Why am I just noticing this now? I know I’m not the only one who sees this. But you know what else is funny; there is a uncanny resemblance between Brittany and Rachel Lee Cook… okay now all that fun is out of the way, lets get down to business…
(I apologize in advance, this might be jumbled or the events might be out of order…. I didn’t write any notes this week)
The houseguests are on a high after Devin was evicted from the house.
The fourth Head of Household competition consisted of an endurance competition which was a strange combination of a chicken coup and hell (although I don’t understand the hell theme again… what does chicken coop and eggs have to do with hell?)… this is not the first time this game has made an appearance on Big Brother before. The victors this weeks were Frankie and Cody . Zach is proving to be a big douche (and I’ll be honest I may actually change my mind about that next week…. and in all fairness we all knew that he was gonna come in and be an asshole) by celebrating with Frankie because as he says, “you won and I’m safe for the week” I’m glad that he feels safe because, no one else seems safe this week…. everyone feels like they can go up on the block. Brittany has a sixth sense that she’s gonna be put on the block this week. Meanwhile Frankie is doing a little freak-out himself because he thinks that people are gonna figure out who his sister is, I had it all played in my mind that he went up to his HOH room and everyone was oohing and aahing over the pictures and most people know who Ariana is and Donny just looks there confused because he has no clue who she is…but instead there is an other picture with young Frankie and baby Ari (along with mom)…. so the secret that no one really cares about is still a secret.
It’s time for a new alliance name since the Bomb Squad is no more… so it’s gone from Bomb Squad —-> Jiggley Jokers —-> Detonators… so now the groups name is Detonators is the new name… honestly I give this new alliance three weeks tops before this blows up in there faces…. see what I did there?
Apparently all the guys have a man crush on Zach Effron (honestly I was shocked my call the Z.E. talk… does he have something going on with CBS… seems like a lot of free advertising to me) With Cody the leader of his fan-club. Hayden seem to love Leonardo Decaprio more than Zach… I don’t remember how this conversation started but I loved the entire thing.
Team America’s mission of the week was to put a physical threat up for eviction. Frankie and Derrick agree to put up Amber; because as they say she’s the biggest female threat in the house…this one was easy-peasy, so that’s another $5,000 in their pockets. (I thought that these were supposed to be difficult)
Brittany tells Frankie something in confidence and naturally he runs and tells Cody everything (since it was about him). I’ve said it before Frankie loves to stir the pot. The more drama around him the better he looks, the easier it is for him to progress in the game.
Amber and Cody are talking about the game and Caleb, so Amber get’s up and closes the door … and obviously Caleb get’s upset… you can’t close the door and have a private conversation with HIS woman…. I mean come on who does Cody think he is?
Victoria is apparently the worst bed buddy ever, I’m sorry but this just tickles me… Victoria get’s so pissed off and it took someone to say that they didn’t want her to share a bed with her for her to go off and remind us that she is on the show. Victoria finally decides that camera time is a good thing and tells us that she trusts no one, guess that’s why she’s been acting like Casper the Friendly Ghost for most of her time in the house.
Have I mentioned how much I hate the new Head oh Household process. I really liked the idea of people lifting the key, saying “you’re safe”, then passing it on to the next person… it built tension, and more than anything I loved seeing the on people’s faces when there was only one key left in the box. Well this week Frankie nominated Amber and Jocosta and Cody nominated Victoria and Brittany for eviction…Jocasta is the only one crying and whining about it (because we all know that she has a alliance with God)
For this week’s Battle of the Block competition, the four nominees were treated to a competition reminiscent of season 6. They had to maneuver around a massive chess board. Jocasta and Amber won the competition, leaving Brittany and Victoria on the block. Cody remained Head of Household and Frankie was dethroned.
Cody wanted Brittany out of the house over the comment that she made, he briefly thought about putting Caleb up for eviction. For Brittany this POV is critical if she wants to stay in the house. Cody, Victoria, Nicole, Zach and Caleb were chosen…..
- In a knock-out style POV competition, Victoria got the POV.
- Zach won a trip to Germany.
- Nicole has to wear a “germ-a-tard”
- Caleb won the POV, but traded it to Victoria for $5,000
- Brittany has to kick a ball 2,400 in the next 24 hours and will be confined to the backyard. If she doesn’t complete the goal, she won’t be able to plan in next week’s Battle of the Block or Power of Veto. After only 21 hours, Brittany completed her task of kicking 2,400 goals into the soccer net. Brittany is a beast
- Cody has to kick himself in the ass every time the whistle blows.
- What the hell is was Frankie was wearing? That shirt looked 3 sizes to small… so small it it wouldn’t even close.
In an outcome that no one expected Victoria ended up getting the Power of Veto Brittany is upset that Caleb knowing gave up the POV and possibly saving her. Donny thinks Caleb is a dumbass and should be put on the block due to sheer stupidity. Caleb needed to put up a replacement nominee and ended up putting Donny (as a pawn) on the block again, I’m starting to feel really bad for the guy, he should really should set up permanent residence in that orange chair.
While all of this is happening show-mances are heating up in the house. We all remember when Hayden was this close to getting a smooch from Nicole; but Victoria came in an ruined the mood because she wanted to go to bed and ended up ruining the mood in the process. Finally it happened … they had a little cuddle and the first kiss of the season happened (even if it was from an emotionally distressed Nicole… which he should totally thank Zach for that). And let’s not forget that Stalker!Caleb is continuing his stalk-tastic behavior… where should I start first…. he watched her sleep…because if she didn’t she might go off and talk to another male houseguest (Cody) because we all know she’s HIS. Or the fact that he’s always telling Amber how she feels about him, or the fact that he lurks around military-style whenever Cody and Amber are near each other. And we can’t forget that he’s a complete misogynistic pic. And when Amber doesn’t comply with Caleb he becomes super passive- aggressive for example he starts talking about smashing the banana in Amber’s face, hits her with a pillow and refers to her hair as nappy.
This week Frankie’s grandfather passed way at 90 years old after battling health problems for numerous months…Frankie’s family told him via a letter it was very sweet and very emotional, but I disagree with CBS sharing that with the world…
Nicole, Caleb, Christine and Derrick will be have-nots this week based on how active they were via their Fitbit.
According to Big Brother Access most people are in favor of Brittany going home
In the end Brittany was sent home (10-0) . And after her short exit interview with Julie she was meet by her three children..
Country Hits is the name of the Head of Household Competition. Interesting thing to note that Derrick didn’t even play, he wanted Frankie to get Head of Household so that he could see pictures of his grandfather, I thought that it was a sweet gesture considering that they are in an alliance and he has noting to worry about. Zach is his the other Head of Household.
We have voted… Team America has to play the role of puppet master and get the houseguests to argue… should be interesting to see.
Now it’s officially a new week and new people are in jeopardy of going home. Who do you think will be going home next Thursday? Honestly I think it might be time for a floater….Victoria I’m looking at you. (I said this last week…I still think it’s time for you to go)
Until Next Time…